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• Secrets from the Future (2009)
• Underworld (2009)
• Moment of Reflection (2010)
• Arcade Games (2010)
• Necbromancer (2011)
• Raiments of the Final Boss (2013)
• Psychoanalysis (2013)
• Warbear Crimbo (2013)
• We All Wear Masks (2014)
• Conspiracy Island (2014)
• Dinseylandfill (2015)
• That 70s Volcano (2015)
• Glaciest (2015)
• Gotpork (2016)
• LT&T Telegraph Office (2016)
• Fishin' Gear (2016)
• Precinct (2016)
• Busting Makes You Feel Good (2016)
• Gingerbread City (2016)

• Chakra Crimbo (2016)
• Spacegate (2017)
• Silent Crombotato (2017)
• FantasyRealm (2018)
• Neverending Party (2018)
• PirateRealm (2019)
• Underwater Crimbo (2019)
• Gooified Crimbo (2021)
• Oliver's Place (2022)
• Train Crimbo (2022)
• Pirate Crimbo (2023)
• Twitchery (most recent 2024)
• Pirate Crrrrimbo (2024)
• Hair Club for Loathers
Discoveries
• Cocktailcrafting
• Cooking
• Meatpasting
• Smithing
• Miscellaneous Discoveries
Consumption
• Food
• Booze
Various Accomplishments

You have 157 skills Hardcore permed, 54 skills Softcore permed, and 234 missing.

Explanation of symbols: Italicized skills marked with a ℙ are Passive; © marks skills really useful only to their classes; ▮ marks skills that can be relearned from a used skillbook or such

Level	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
Class (Original)
0 buff	Seal Clubbing Frenzy +2 Mus (5 adv @ 1MP)	Patience of the Tortoise +1 Mus, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP)	Manicotti Meditation +2 Mys (5 adv @ 1MP)	Sauce Contemplation +1 Mys, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP)	Disco Aerobics +2 Mox (5 adv @ 1MP)	Moxie of the Mariachi 1+ Mox, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP)
0 combat	Clobber Attack 1MP	Toss Attack 1MP	Spaghetti Spear 2-3 Phys. Damage 1MP	Salsaball 2-3 Hot Damage 1MP	Suckerpunch 1 Damage, 1 Delevel 1MP	Sing 2-3 Damage, 2-3 for 2 More Rounds 1MP
1	Fortitude of the Muskox ℙ Regen 1-2HP/adv	Headbutt © Combat Skill 3MP	Ravioli Shurikens Combat Skill 4MP	Curse of Vichyssoise Curse Cold	Disco Eye-Poke © 1-3 Damage, 3 Delevel 3MP	The Moxious Madrigal +10 Mox (Buff @ 2MP)
2	Audacity of the Otter ℙ Crits do 3x Damage	Skin of the Leatherback ℙ (level/2 - 2)DR	Entangling Noodles Combat Skill 3MP	Saucy Salve Combat Skill - Heal 10-15HP 4MP	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation ℙ +20% Init	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody +10Mys, +20MaxMP (Buff @ 3MP)
3	Blubber Up +5Mox for 10adv 7MP	Amphibian Sympathy ℙ +5 Fam Weight	Lasagna Bandages Heals 10-30HP 6MP	Expert Panhandling ℙ +10% Meat	Disco Nap Heals 20HP, removes some status effects 8MP	Cletus's Canticle of Celerity +20% Init (Buff @ 4MP)
4	Thrust-Smack Double Damage Combat Skill 4MP	Ghostly Shell +80DA (Buff @ 6MP)	Cannelloni Cannon Combat Spell 6MP	Elemental Saucesphere So-so Resist. to all Elem. (Buff @ 10MP)	Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo © 9-11 Damage, 5 Delevel	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith +10Mus, +20MaxHP (Buff @ 5MP)
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing ℙ Create Weapons	Armorcraftiness ℙ Create Armor	Pastamastery Summon Dry Noodles 10MP	Advanced Saucecrafting Summon Reagents 10MP	Advanced Cocktailcrafting Summon Cocktail Ingredients 10MP	The Polka of Plenty +50% Meat (Buff @ 7MP)
6	Thirst of the Weasel ℙ© Smacks restore 1-2HP/fury	Tenacity of the Snapper +8 Melee Damage (Buff @ 8MP)	Springy Fusilli +40% Init (10adv @ 10MP)	Soul Saucery ℙ© Gather Soulsauce	Nimble Fingers ℙ +20% Meat	Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction +12 Damage (Buff @ 9MP)
7	Hide of the Walrus +50DA	Kneebutt © Combat Attack 4MP	Spirit of Rigatoni ℙ Equip Chefstaffs	Jalapeño Saucesphere +3DR, Damage Attacker (Buff @ 5MP)	Tricky Knifework ℙ Become better at knives	Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric +20% Items (Buff @ 11MP)
8	Claws of the Walrus ℙ +7 Melee Damage	Empathy of the Newt +5 Fam. Weight (Buff @ 15MP)	Stuffed Mortar Shell Combat Spell 13MP	Itchy Curse Finger ℙ Stagger when Cursing	Mad Looting Skillz ℙ +20% Items	Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption level DR (Buff @ 13MP)
9	Tongue of the Walrus Heals 30-40HP 10MP	Testudinal Teachings ℙ Familiars Level Faster	Spirit of Ravioli ℙ +25% MaxHP	Intrinsic Spiciness ℙ +level Spell Damage	Disco Greed ℙ© Momentum is +Item	The Psalm of Pointiness Attack + Delevel when Taking Damage (Buff @ 15MP)
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack Triple Damage Combat Skill 8MP	Shieldbutt © Auto-Hit Attack 5MP	Weapon of the Pastalord Combat Spell 24MP	Antibiotic Saucesphere 4-5 HP Regen (Buff @ 15MP)	Disco Bravado ℙ© Disco Momentum increases stat points	Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority +10% All Attributes (Buff @ 30MP)
11	Rage of the Reindeer +10%Mus, +10Melee (10adv @ 10MP)	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises ℙ +50% MaxMP	Leash of Linguini +5 Fam. Weight (10adv @ 12MP)	Saucegeyser Combat Spell 28MP	Adventurer of Leisure ℙ Sleep soundly	Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude +3 Stats per Fight (Buff @ 40MP)
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing ℙ Dual-Wield	Astral Shell +80DA, Slight Elem. Resist (Buff @ 10MP)	Cannelloni Cocoon Heal All HP 20MP	Impetuous Sauciness ℙ +5 Adv. for Reagent Potions	Ambidextrous Funkslinging ℙ Use 2 items per combat round	The Ode to Booze More Adv from Booze (Buff @ 50MP)
13	Northern Exposure ℙ So-So Cold Resist	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness ℙ So-So Spooky Resist	Tolerance of the Kitchen ℙ So-So Hot Resist	Diminished Gag Reflex ℙ So-So Stench Resist	Heart of Polyester ℙ So-So Sleaze Resist	The Sonata of Sneakiness -5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP)
14	Musk of the Moose +5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP)	Hero of the Half-Shell ℙ Musc determines damage taken if Shield equipped	Flavour of Magic ℙ Choose Elem. of Pasta Spells (40adv @ 10MP)	Irrepressible Spunk ℙ +5% HP/MP	Smooth Movement -5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP)	Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation +5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP)
15	Pulverize ℙ Smash Stuff!	Tao of the Terrapin ℙ Double DA of Hat/Pants	Transcendental Noodlecraft ℙ +2 Dry Noodles, Wok Access	The Way of Sauce ℙ +2 Reagents, use Scrum. Solutions	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting ℙ +2 Ingredients, Still Access	Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance +(level*2)ML (Buff @ 30MP)
Class (Revamp 2013)
1	Lunge Smack +5 Damage Attack	Spirit Vacation Restore all HP, MP Regen (1 adv)	Utensil Twist Attack	Simmer +100% Spell Dam, 8-10MP Regen (10 adv @ 1 adv)	Deft Hands ℙ +25% Item Damage	Dissonant Riff Attach and Delevel
2	Hibernate Heal HP, +3 stats/fight (10adv) (1 adv)	Blessing of the War Snapper © (+5 Mus, +5 Weapon Dam) (Inf @ 15MP)	Transcendent Al Dente +20 MaxMP, 19-20MP Regen (1 adv)	Stream of Sauce Combat Skill 3MP	Disco Dance of Doom © 6-8 Damage, 3 Delevel	Cadenza © Attack with Accordion
3	Cold Shoulder ℙ Smack skills do +5 cold damage	Stiff Upper Lip (10 DR)	Bind Vampieroghi © Thrall: Vampieroghi	Icy Glare +10 Cold [Spell] Damage	Disco State of Mind ℙ© Generate Momentum	Crab Claw Technique ℙ© Accordion +Accuracy
4	Wrath of the Wolverine ℙ© Build Fury	Pizza Lover ℙ Om nom nom pizza!	Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage +10 Spell Damage (10adv @ 10MP)	Inner Sauce ℙ 3-4MP Regen	Frantic Gyrations ℙ© Momentum makes you harder to hit	Accordion Bash Hit with Accordion (Stun)
5	Buoyancy of the Beluga ℙ© Regen 1HP/adv for each Fury	Shell Up Stun	Bind Vermincelli © Thrall: Vermincelli	Saucestorm Combat Spell 10MP	That's Not a Knife THIS is a knife!	Accordion Appreciation ℙ© Accordion +Accuracy
6	Scowl of the Auk (+10 Weapon Damage) 8MP	Spirit Snap © Various Attack	Bringing Up the Rear ℙ© Power Up Spells!	Curse of Marinara Curse Damage & Healing	Disco Face Stab © Attack with best Knife	Concerto de los Muertos Spooky Damage
7	Furious Wallop © Guaranteed to Hit Attack (5MP & 1 Fury)	Blessing of She-Who-Was © (+5Mys, +5 Spooky Dam)	Bind Angel Hair Wisp © Thrall: Angel Hair Wisp	Wave of Sauce Combat Spell 16MP	Flashy Dancer ℙ© Momentum makes you dodge	Five Finger Discount ℙ 5% Off!
8	Club Foot © Delevel Attack 8MP	Butts of Steel ℙ <3 Butts	Shield of the Pastalord 30% Dam Reduction (10 adv @ 20MP)	Curse of the Thousand Islands Curse Stagger	Disco Smirk +10 Mox (10 adv)	Suspicious Gaze +20% Init (10 adv @ 10MP)
9	Seething of the Snow Leopard ℙ© Addnl. Bonus Damage from Fury	Spiky Shell Damage Attacking Opponents	Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni © Thrall: Elbow Macaroni	Saucecicle Cold Damage	Knife in the Dark © Attack with best Knife	Bawdy Refrain Sleaze Attack
10	Ire of the Orca ℙ© Fury Capacity increased to 5	Reptilian Fortitude +30MaxHP (Buff @ 10MP)	Thrall Unit Tactics ℙ© -MP Cost with Thrall	Master Saucier ℙ +10% Spell Damage	Disco Shank ©	Thief Among the Honorable ℙ +5% Items
11	Batter Up! © Increase Hit Chance	Blessing of the Storm Tortoise © +5% Init, MP+10	Bind Penne Dreadful © Thrall: Penne Dreadful	Saucemaven ℙ Om nom nom sauce!	Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit © Attack. 14 Delevel	Sticky Fingers ℙ Pickpocket Meat
12	Cavalcade of Fury © Attack (All Fury)	The Long View ℙ +3 Adv/Day	Subtle and Quick to Anger ℙ +10% Spell Dam	Curse of Weaksauce Curse Weaken	Disco Inferno Hot Damage	Cone of Zydeco Attack
13	Northern Explosion Cold Attack 16MP	Spirit Boon © Receive Boon	Bind Lasagmbie © Thrall: Lasagmbie	Wry Smile +1 Mys per Fight	Disco Fever +10 Mox, +10 Ranged Dam (10 Adv)	Master Accordion Master Thief ℙ +10% Pickpocket Chance
14	Precision of the Penguin ℙ© +1Crit% per Fury	Patient Smile +1Mus Stat/Fight	Wizard Squint +10% Spell Crit	Sauce Monocle +15% Crit(10 adv @ 20MP)	Sensitive Fingers ℙ +10% Pickpocket	Knowing Smile +1 Moxie Stat/fight (10 adv @ 10MP)
15	Pride of the Puffin +10ML 30MP	Turtle Power © Bring it on.	Bind Spice Ghost © Thrall: Spice Ghost	Blood Sugar Sauce Magic MP at cost of HP	Disco Leer +10% Meat (10 Adv)	Mariachi Memory ℙ +1 Song

	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
Spookyraven	Snarl of the Timberwolf +10 Spooky Damage (10adv @ 10MP)	Spectral Snapper Combat Attack 20MP	Fearful Fettucini Combat Spell 24MP	Scarysauce So-So Sleaze/Cold Resist (Buff @ 10MP)	Tango of Terror 15-18 Spooky Damage, 8 Delevel 8MP	Dirge of Dreadfulness +12 Spooky Damage (Buff @ 12MP)
The Sea	Harpoon! Combat Skill 30MP	Summon Leviatuga 301-350 Damage 40MP	Tempuramancy ℙ Create Tempura Dishes	Deep Saucery ℙ Create Potions with Globes of Deep Sauce	Salacious Cocktailcrafting ℙ Use Seaodes in Cocktailcrafting	Donho's Bubbly Ballad -20% Underwater Penalty (Buff @ 75MP)
Dreadsylvania
Dread (SC)		Club Earth Damage and stagger 50MP	Carbohydrate Cudgel Instakill non-boss (30MPP and dry noodles)	Splattersmash Hot melee group dmg 25MP	Grab a Cold One Free drink 1/day 30MP	Song of the North Bonus weapon and Cold dmg (10 adv @ 100MP)
Dread (TT)			Turtleini Physical and Spooky dmg 35MP	Sauceshell Stinging Hot dmg 30MP	Conspiratorial Whispers Damage and delevel 25MP	Song of Slowness +50% Init (10 adv @ 100MP)
Dread (PM)				Spaghetti Breakfast Free food 1/day 30MP	Shadow Noodles Entangle and delevel 30MP	Song of Starch +50% max HP (10 adv @ 100MP)
Dread (SA)					Splashdance Heal 50-60 HP 1/fight 30MP	Song of Sauce Bonus spell dmg, Hot dmg, Hot spell dmg (10 adv @ 100MP)-
Dread (DB)						Song of Bravado +15% all attributes (10 adv @ 100MP)
Hobopolis
Hodgman	Natural Born Scrabbler ℙ +5% Items	Thrift and Grift ℙ +10% Meat	Abs of Tin ℙ +10% MaxHP	Marginally Insane ℙ +10% MaxMP
30MP Elemental	Conjure Relaxing Campfire (10-20)+Mys/10 Hot Dmg 30MP	Maximum Chill (10-20)+Mys/10 Cold Dmg 30MP	Mudbath (10-20)+Mys/10 Stench Dmg 30MP	Inappropriate Backrub (10-20)+Mys/10 Sleaze Dmg 30MP	Creepy Lullaby (10-20)+Mys/10 Spooky Dmg 30MP	Wassail ▮ (10-20)+Mys/10 dmg 30MP
120MP Elemental	Awesome Balls of Fire (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Hot Dmg 120MP	Snowclone (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Cold Dmg 120MP	Eggsplosion (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Stench Dmg 120MP	Grease Lightning (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Sleaze Dmg 120MP	Raise Backup Dancer (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Spooky Dmg 120MP	Toynado ▮ Physical damage 120MP
Accordion Thief	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder © +50% Meat, +20% Items (Buff @ 50MP)	Benetton's Medley of Diversity © +15 Prism. Damage (Buff @ 50MP)	Elron's Explosive Etude © +50% Spell Damage (Buff @ 50MP)	Chorale of Companionship © +10 Fam Weight (Buff @ 50MP)	Prelude of Precision © +2% Crit Chance (Buff @ 50MP)
Other Standard Skills
Gnomish	Torso Awareness ℙ Wear Shirts	Gnomish Hardigness ℙ +5% MaxHP	Cosmic Ugnderstanding ℙ +5% MaxMP	Powers of Observatiogn ℙ +10% Items	Gnefarious Pickpocketing ℙ +10% Meat
Daily Dungeon	Singer's Faithful Ocelot +10% item drops (10 adv @ 15MP)	Drescher's Annoying Noise +10 ML (20 adv @ 40 MP)	Walberg's Dim Bulb +10% Init (10 adv @ 5MP)
PVP	Thick-Skinned ℙ +10 max HP, +10 max MP	Chip on your Shoulder ℙ +5 PvP fights/day	Summon Holiday Fun!: Level 0 Fun!	Summon Carrot: Level 0 That’s a cold carrot	Summon Kokomo Resort Pass Aruba, Jamaica…	Bear Essence: Level 1 ℙ +20% Picnic Baskets
Pirate Bellow: Level 0 Arrrr!	Summon Annoyance Summon "curse" item 1/day (10 swagger)	Calculate the Universe: Level 3	Toggle Optimality: Level 0 Optimal! Or not!	Experience Safari: Level 0 Send friend on safari X/day 10MP
The Slime Tube	Slimy Sinews (0/10) ℙ Up to +20 MaxHP	Slimy Synapses (0/10) ℙ Up to +10 MaxMP	Slimy Shoulders (0/10) ℙ Up to +20% Init
Waffle House	Brain Games ℙ +3 Rollover Adventures	20/20 Vision ℙ +10% Item Drop
Misc	Bind Spaghetti Elemental © Thrall: Spaghetti	Chronic Indigestion (5-10)*Full Hot Dmg 5MP	CLEESH Amphibianize foe 10MP	Deep Dark Visions 3-4x max HP Spooky dmg 100MP	Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting ℙ Use fancy jewelry ingredients	Transcendent Olfaction Fight more of the same

Nonstandard Class Skills
	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
Crimbo 2009	Holiday Weight Gain ▮ +MaxHP Buff	Jingle Bells ▮ Familiar Acts More	Candyblast ▮ Damage and Candy!	Surge of Icing ▮ Damage Spell	Stealth Mistletoe ▮ Delevels more with DB Attacks	Cringle's Curative Carol ▮ Restore 5-10HP/Adv
Trader 2010	Iron Palm Technique ▮ Swords Become Clubs	Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin ▮ +1Fam Exp/Combat	Stringozzi Serpent ▮ Attack and Poison	Käsesoßesturm ▮ Stench Saucestorm	Kung Fu Hustler ℙ▮ Power to the Fists!	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration ▮ Free Crafting
Crimbo 2017 Crimbotatoyotathon	Silent Hunter ▮ +25% Init (50 MP, 10 Adv)	Quiet Determination ▮ +25% Muscle (Facial Expression)	Quiet Judgement ▮ +25% Myst (Facial Expression)	Silent Treatment ▮ Ignore Resistances (20 MP Combat)	Silent Knife ▮ Knife Damage and Stagger	Quiet Desperation ▮ +25% Moxie (Facial Expression)
Madame Zatara	Get Big +20% to all stats	Gallapagosian Mating Call Weak sniff a monster	Inscrutable Gaze +10% to Myst gains (Facial Expression)	Love Mixology Summons random Love Potions	Acquire Rhinestones Creates Rhinestones	Paul's Passionate Pop Song Regen 4-5 MP/adv
Vampyre	Blood Frenzy +50% Weapon Damage (10 Adv)	Blood Bond +5 Fam Weight (10 Adv)	Blood Bucatini Damage and Delevel	Blood Bubble First attack always misses (3 adv)	Blood Blade Makes a butter knife!	Bram's Bloody Bagatelle Damage everyone
Crimbo
Crimbo 2010	Fashionably Late ℙ▮ +1 Adventure Per Day	Executive Narcolepsy ℙ▮ One Free Rest Per Day	Lunch Break ▮ Summon a Sack Lunch	Offensive Joke ▮ Sleaze Damage, 20 Delevel	Managerial Manipulation ▮ +10 All Stats (Others Only)
Crimbo 2013	Shrap ▮ Non-Elemental Damage	Psychokinetic Hug ▮ +10 Stats
Crimbo 2014	Rapid Prototyping ℙ▮ Craft 5 Times a Day, Free	Mathematical Precision ▮ Combat Items 50% more Damage (20 adv @ 10MP)	Ruthless Efficiency ▮ Deleveling 50% Better (20 adv @ 10MP)
Crimbo 2015	Communism! ▮ 1000 Meat!
Crimbo 2016	Stack Lumps Lumps to Sludge	Sweet Synthesis Candy + Spleen = Effect
Crimbo 2018	Carol of the Bulls +100% Weapon Damage	Carol of the Hells +100% Spell Damage	Carol of the Thrills +3 Stats
Crimbo 2019	The Spirit of Taking ▮ +10% Item Drops
Crimbo 2020 Crimbotatodonatothon	Long Winter's Nap ℙ▮ 5 free rests	Bowl Full of Jelly ▮ 1/day epic food	Ashes and Soot ▮ Combat: myst-based fire/physical damage	Eye and a Twist ▮ 1/day epic booze	Dimples, How Merry! ℙ▮ +1 stats/combat	Chubby and Plump ▮ 1/day +50% HP/MP (60 adv)
Crimbo 2021 Crimbotatogoogoneathon	Ancient Crymbo Lore ℙ▮ +3 stats in December
Crimbo 2022 Crimbotrainathon	Crimbo Training: First Aid Technician ℙ▮ Max HP +10	Crimbo Training: Passenger Greeter ℙ▮ +1 stats per fight	Crimbo Training: Concierge ℙ▮ +1 familiar weight	Crimbo Training: Track Switcher ℙ▮ +10% combat initiative	Crimbo Training: Bartender ℙ▮ +15% booze drops	Crimbo Training: Waiter ℙ▮ +15% food drops
Crimbo Training: Coal Taster ℙ▮ Slight Hot resist (+1)	Crimbo Training: Dessert Steward ℙ▮ Slight Cold resist (+1)	Crimbo Training: Night Watchman ℙ▮ Slight Spooky resist (+1)	Crimbo Training: Sanitation Consultant ℙ▮ Slight Stench resist (+1)	Crimbo Training: Graffiti Censor ℙ▮ Slight Sleaze resist (+1)
Crimbo 2023 Crimbuccaneerathon	Elf Guard Cooking ℙ▮ 3 free cooks/day	Elf Guard Extortion Techniques ℙ▮ +10% meat	Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques ℙ▮ 3 free rests/day	Fruit Recognition ℙ▮ +5% items	Old-School Cocktailcrafting ℙ▮ 3 free mixes/day
Crimbo 2024 Crrrrimbo	Attract Snakes ▮ +5% combat (50 MP, 10 Adv)	Hide From Seekers ▮ -5% combat (50 MP, 10 adv)	Reindeer Games ℙ▮ +30% init	Master Egg Hunter ℙ▮ +10% item	Holiday Multitasking ℙ▮ 3 free crafts/day
Other
Trader 2008	Rainbow Gravitation Make prismatic wads
The Suburbs of Dis	Torment Plant 40-60 dmg to plants (5MP)	Pinch Ghost 40-60 dmg to ghosts (5MP)	Tattle Delevel 7 (7MP)
Silent Invasion	Silent Slam ▮ Spooky dmg, delevel, stun (5MP)	Silent Squirt ▮ Spooky dmg, stagger (10MP)	Silent Slice ▮ Spooky dmg, delevel, stun (5MP)
Ascension	Master of the Surprising Fist ℙ +10 Dam and +20 to-hit with empty hands	Request Sandwich Summon sandwich, maybe (5MP)	Mild Curse Ed brings the insults!	Belch The Rainbow 0/11 Prismatic dmg	Implode Universe: Level 0	Chitinous Soul: Level 1 ℙ +X HP
Elemental Planes	Grease Up +15 Sleaze Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Sloppy Secrets ℙ More Beach Bucks	Unoffendable ℙ Serious Sleaze Resist (+3)	Hypersane ℙ Serious Spooky Resist (+3)	Intimidating Mien +15 Spooky Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Olfactory Burnout ℙ Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
Garbage Nova (45-50) + 0.4*Mys dmg (50MP)	Dinsey Operations Expert ℙ Access more tunnels	Rotten Memories +15 Stench Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Asbestos Heart ℙ Serious Hot Resistance (+3)	Firegate Hot dmg (50MP)	Pyromania +15 Hot Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)
Beardfreeze +15 Cold Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Frost Bite Phys and Cold dmg, stun (50MP)	Perfect Freeze 1 perfect ice cube/day	Refusal to Freeze ℙ Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
LT&T	Bow-Legged Swagger Double Init & Phys dmg (100MP 1/day)	Bend Hell Elemental bonus dmgs doubled (100MP 1/day)	Steely-Eyed Squint Item drop bonuses doubled (100MP 1/day)
Crash Site	Alien Source Code ℙ▮ Max MP +5
Deck of Every Card	Ancestral Recall Draw 3 Cards	Dark Ritual Get 3 Black Mana	Giant Growth You’re huge!	Healing Salve Recover 3 Life	Lightning Bolt Does 3 Damage
Snojo	Shattering Punch 3/day Instakill	Shivering Monkey Technique ℙ +15% Init	Snokebomb 3/day Banish
Bookmobile	Eldritch Intellect ℙ Spooky res/dmg +1, Eldritch Knowledge	Eternal Flame ℙ▮ Hot res/dmg + 1, Political Knowledge	Dead Nostrils ℙ▮ Stench res/dmg + 1, Stay Fresh	Perpetrate Mild Evil ▮ Such a prankster	Too Cool ℙ▮ +1 Cold dmg, +1 Cold res
Gingerbread	Licorice Rope Banish a Gingerman	Gingerbread Mob Hit Instakill 1/day	Fifteen Minutes of Flame +15 Hot Dmg/Spell Dmg, +15 Init	Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau Doesn’t make a hat
Spacegate	Quantum Movement ℙ +20% Init	5-D Earning Potential ℙ +20% Meat	Object Quasi-Permanence ℙ +10% Items	Disintegrate 150 MP Yellow Ray
PirateRealm	Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety Summon rum, grapefruit, limes	Tiki Mixology ℙ Make rhum cocktails
Drippy	Drippy Eye-Sprout ℙ It tickles!
CyberRealm	OVERCLOCK(10) ℙ First 10 fights in CyberRealm free	SLEEP(5) ℙ 5 free rests	STATS+++ ℙ +3 substats/fight
Misc	Vent Rage Gland Extra damage 5 adv @ 15MP	Summon "Boner Battalion" ▮ Damage Each round of Combat	Summon Crimbo Candy Summon candy (3MP 1/day)	Unaccompanied Miner ℙ▮ 5 free minings/day	Volcanometeor Showeruption Hot dmg (for volcanic ash)	Natural Born Skeleton Killer ℙ▮ +10% Skeleton Murder!
Frigidalmatian ▮ Cold dmg every round (1 adv @ 300MP)	Speluck ℙ▮ Underground +5% Item, +10% Meat	Astute Angler ℙ +10 Fishing Skill	Evoke Eldritch Horror ▮ Summon Tentacles	Meteor Lore ℙ Meteor Love!	Expert Corner-Cutter ℙ 5 free craftings
Budget Conscious +10% Meat Drops	Drinking to Drink +1 liver capacity	Army of Toddlers Summons fightin’ babies	Visit your Favorite Bird In bird culture, this is considered a dick move	Always Never Not Guzzling ℙ +25% booze drops	Lock Picking Make a key, you still can’t pick locks
Comprehensive Cartography ℙ▮ You know how to find things	Emotionally Chipped ℙ▮ All the feelings!	Secret Door Awareness ℙ There's one!	Just the Facts ℙ▮ Trivia whiz
Mystical Bookshelf
Tomes	Summon Snowcones	Summon Stickers	Summon Sugar Sheets	Summon Clip Art	Summon Rad Libs	Summon Smithsness
Librams	Summon Party Favor	Summon Candy Heart	Summon Love Song	Summon BRICKOs	Summon Dice	Summon Resolutions
Summon Taffy
Grimoires	Summon Hilarious Objects	Summon Tasteful Items	Summon Alice's Army Cards	Summon Geeky Gifts	Summon Confiscated Things

You have 161 tattoos and 0 outfits for which you don't have the corresponding tattoo, and are missing 141 tattoos.

You have 138 familiars (missing 156), have done 9 tourguide runs and 7 100% runs.

	Volleychaun	Fairychaun
2005	Cheshire Bitten	coffee sprite
2006	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	calm attention-deficit demon
2007	nervous tick egg	jitterbug larva
2008	unemployed hunchbacked minion	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
2009	uniclops egg	passed-out psychedelic bear
2010	hungover chauvinist pig	perfectly ordinary frog
2011	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	sleeping piano cat
2012	The Groose in the Hoose	The Kloop in the Coop
2013	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	dreaming Jung man
2014	praying Grim Brother	hibernating Grimstone Golem
2015	golden monkey statuette	Professor of Spelunkology

	Item	Type
2016	basking robin	Fairyball
2017	hopeful candle	Fairyball
2018	kerosene-soaked skip	Fairywhelp
2019	elf sleeper agent	Fairyball
2020	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	Accessory
2021	fresh can of paint	Shirt
2022	mint condition magnifying glass	Off-hand
2023	unoccupied sheep suit	Fairyball
2024	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	Eudora
2025	CyberRealm keycode	Content unlocker

Boss	Outfit Pieces	Other Pieces
Frosty	Frosty's old silk hat	Frosty's carrot	Frosty's nailbat	Frosty's iceball	Frosty's snowball sack	Frosty's arm
Zombo	Zombo's skullcap	Zombo's shield	Zombo's grievous greaves	Zombo's empty eye	Zombo's shoulder blade	Zombo's skull ring
Chester	Chester's bag of candy	Chester's cutoffs	Chester's moustache	Chester's Aquarius medallion	Chester's muscle shirt	Chester's sunglasses
Ol' Scratch	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	Ol' Scratch's ash can	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	Ol' Scratch's manacles	Ol' Scratch's stove door
Oscus	Wand of Oscus	Oscus's dumpster waders	Oscus's pelt	Oscus's flypaper pants	Oscus's garbage can lid	Oscus's neverending soda
Uncle Hobo	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	Uncle Hobo's belt
Hodgman	Hodgman's porkpie hat	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	Hodgman's bow tie	Hodgman's lucky sock
Hodgman Offhands	Hodgman's almanac	Hodgman's metal detector	Hodgman's varcolac paw	Hodgman's harmonica	Hodgman's garbage sticker	Hodgman's cane
Hodgman Speed	Hodgman's whackin' stick	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Hodgman's imaginary hamster

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You have casually researched 384 creatures.
You have thoroughly researched 99 creatures.
You have exhaustively researched 928 creatures.

SC	SC HC	SC HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher
TT	TT HC	TT HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
PM	PM HC	PM HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
S	S HC	S HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro
DB	DB HC	DB HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
AT	AT HC	AT HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer
AoB	AoB HC	Zombie Slayer	Zombie Slayer HC	AoJ	AoJ HC
AoSP	AoSP HC	Ed	Ed HC	Cow Puncher	Cow Puncher HC
Beanslinger	Beanslinger HC	Snake Oiler	Snake Oiler HC	Gelatinous Noob	Gelatinous Noob HC
Vampyre	Vampyre HC	Plumber	Plumber HC	Grey You	Grey You HC
Pig Skinner	Pig Skinner HC	Cheese Wizard	Cheese Wizard HC	Jazz Agent	Jazz Agent HC
WereProfessor	WereProfessor HC

SC I	SC II	SC III	SC IV	SC V	SC VI
SC VII	SC VIII	SC IX	SC X	SC XI	SC XI+
HC I	HC II	HC III	HC IV	HC V	HC VI
HC VII	HC VIII	HC IX	HC X	HC XI	HC XI+
Teet	Booze	Oxy

8-Bit Finery	Antique Arms And Armor	Arboreal Raiment	Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel	Black Armaments	Bounty-Hunting Rig	Bow Tux	Bugbear Costume	Cloaca-Cola Uniform	Clockwork Apparatus
Crimbo Duds	Crimborg Assault Armor	Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume	Dire Drifter Duds	Dwarvish War Uniform	Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform	El Vibrato Relics	Encephalic Ensemble	eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear	Filthy Hippy Disguise
Floaty Fatigues	Frat Boy Ensemble	Frat Warrior Fatigues	Furry Suit	Glad Bag Glad Rags	Gnauga Hides	Grass Guise	Grimy Reaper's Vestments	Hodgman's Regal Frippery	Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform	Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Mining Gear	Mutant Couture	OK Lumberjack Outfit	Palmist Paraphernalia	Pork Elf Prizes	Primitive Radio Duds	Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
Radio Free Regalia	Roy Orbison Disguise	Slimesuit	Snowman Suit	Star Garb	Swashbuckling Getup	Tapered Threads	Tawdry Tramp Togs	Terrifying Clown Suit	Terrycloth Tackle
Time Trappings	Tropical Crimbo Duds	Vestments of the Treeslayer	Vile Vagrant Vestments	War Hippy Fatigues	Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	Yendorian Finery	BRICKOfig Outfit	Frigid Northlands Garb	Knight's Armor
Fancy Tux	Smoked Pottery	Unblemished Uniform	Transparent Trappings	Blasphemous Bedizenment	Thousandth Birthday Suit	Uncle Hobo's Rags	Paperclippery	Cold Comforts	Bits o' Honey
Luniform	Dark Bro's Vestments	Sucker Samurai Suit	Hot Daub Ensemble	Wax Wardrobe	Pinata Provisions	Oil Rig	Animelf Apparel	Seafaring Suit	Crappy Mer-kin Disguise
Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear	Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments	Raiments of the Final Boss	Violent Vestments	Hateful Habiliment	Clothing of Loathing	Dreadful Bugbear Suit	Dreadful Ghost Suit	Dreadful Pajamas	Dreadful Skeleton Suit
Dreadful Vampire Suit	Dreadful Werewolf Suit	Dreadful Zombie Suit	Cool Irons	Space Beast Furs	Brogre Brouture	Xiblaxian Stealth Suit	Gladiatorial Glad Rags	Warbear Dress Armor	Workoutfit
High-Radiation Mining Gear	Crimbot Crimboutfit	Ceramic Suit	Synthetic Suit	Topiaria	Dinsey's Exoskeleton	Toxic Togs	Spelunker's Gear	Ghast Iron Gear	The Emperor's New Clothes
SMOOCH Army Uniform	Cooper's Couture	Wicker Wear	Bakelite Brigandine	The Jokester's Costume	Eldritch Equipage	Gingerbread Best	Aeroutfit	Wrought Wrappings	Spant Armor
Meteor Masquerade	Cheerful Reindeer Suit	Miming Regalia	Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia	Gabardine Guise	Fiberglass Finery	Genie Garments	Psychic Enpsemble	FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit	FantasyRealm Wizard's Outfit
FantasyRealm Thief's Outfit	Government-Issued Garb	Mutant Parts Apparel	Slime Enslamble	Snakeskin Suit	Bauxite Baubles	Chalk Chostume	Marble Materials	PirateRealm Assortment	Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit
Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume	Whittled Wearables	Antique Nutcracker Outfit	Terra Cotta Tackle	Paraffinalia	Mushroom Masquerade	Guzzlr Uniform	Lathed Livery	Stained Glass Suit	Velour Vestments
Loofah Loungewear	Flagstone Finery	Trainbot Trappings	Ceramic Clothing	Chiffon Chiffinery	Shadow Shuit	Dental Drip	Crimbuccaneer Rigging	Elf Guard Fatigues	Moss Mufti
Adobe Armor	Governor's Daughter's Fancy Finery	Crepe Paper Participant's Clothes	Petrified Wood Professional Wardrobe

Sneaky Pete XXIX	AWOL I	Hobo Tattoo 2/19	Artist	Delicious Salad	Demon Tattoo
Martini	Loathing Legion	Alice's Army	Best Game Ever!!!	Corrupted Data	FDKOL tattoo
Mark of the Bugbear	Mark of the Werewolf	Mark of the Zombie	Mark of the Ghost	Mark of the Vampire	Mark of the Skeleton
Dreadsylvania 1000FK Tattoo	Spring Break Beach Tattoo coupon	Merc Core challenge coin	Dinseylandfill Tattoo	DEBBIE Tattoo	Wal-Mart Tattoo
Batfellow Tattoo	LT&T Tattoo	Airplane Tattoo	Fluffy Bunny Tattoo	Detective Tattoo	Proton Tattoo
Twitch Television Tattoo	I Love Gingerbread City	Eternal Knot Tattoo	Spacegate Initiative	New-You Tattoo	KGB Tattoo
FantasyRealm Tattoo	Gattoo	Cheese Tattoo	Party Tattoo™ gift certificate	Crimbo 2018 Tattoo	Red Roger Tattoo
Guzzlr Tattoo 2	Yeg's Tattoo	Crimbo Carol Tattoo	Crimbo Cheer Tattoo	Crimbo Commerce Tattoo	Shadow Tattoo
Burning Leaf Tattoo	Crimbuccaneer Tattoo	Elf Guard Tattoo	2024 Raffle	Jolly Roger	Two Turkeys
CyberRealm Tattoo

100 Shore Trips	1000 Shore Trips	30 White Canadians	Familiars total 100+ lbs	Familiars total 300+ lbs	10+ Turns Protesting	100+ Turns Protesting	Build Pagoda	5 Spaghetti with Skullheads	5 nasty-ass tomato daiquiris
11 ghuol ghuolash	Steal Toast in PvP	Have Less Than 10,000 Meat	Discard Pretty Flower	420 Herb Brownies	5 White Choc and Tomato Pizzas	Familiars total 500+ lbs	50 Lucky Suprise Eggs	All 32 TPS1 in DC	Use 99 Red Balloons
Find 10 Clockwork Keys	Beat All Bosses at 11	Perm all 5 Fragnk Skills	Defend Gourd 21 times in HC	Receive 'One Day in the Life' in Bugbear Pens	Perm all 6 Starting Skills	Be Present for Ascension Rollout	Eat three-tiered wedding cake	Defeat 10 Reindeer	Defeat 100 Reindeer
Take trophy in leaflet quest	No Pants on Jan 1st	90%+ Stab Bat Run	30 Sex Changes	1 Million Meat in HC	Add 'Laura Palmer' to Quest Log	1000+ Drunk	1 million meat to each statue	Use firecracker on July 4th	60 WC burgers, 10 WC fries, 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas
Lv30 SC	Lv30 TT	Lv30 PM	Lv30 SA	Lv30 DB	Lv30 AT	Read manual 30 times	Slip on 3 banana peels	11 Full/Drunk/Spleen	100 adv in bathroom with autoplunger
Hotform +100 Hot Damage	Coldform +100 Cold Damage	Spookyform +100 Spooky Damage	Stenchform +100 Stench Damage	Sleazeform +100 Sleaze Damage	Use 50 Scrolls of Evil	Summon 30 Demons	Use 100 Chaos Butterflies	Know all Spookyraven Skills	Multi-Use 11 Confetti
Defeat 240 Black Puddings	Drink 80 Around-the-Worlds	Kill all DoD Monsters 120 times in one Ascension	13 Spooky Pirate Skeletons in Closet	10 90+% Ascensions	30 90%+ Ascensions	100 Runaways	All 64 Tiny Plastic Series 2 in DC	69 Meat Pasting Recipes	50 Cooking Recipes
100 Cooking Recipes	150 Cooking Recipes	20 Cocktailcrafting Recipes	50 Cocktailcrafting Recipes	100 Cocktail Recipes	50 Meatsmithing Recipes	100 Meatsmithing Recipes	150 Meatsmithing Recipes	30 Jewelrycrafting Recipes	Defeat Trophyfish
Sell Marbles to Collector	5 Consecutive Wumpus Hunts	Become a Little Bit Evil 13 Times in one Ascension	Multi-use 29 palm-frond fans from your inventory	Receive the Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies buff 30 times	Use all 6 rave combos in a single fight	Equip yourself entirely in seal hide	Eating a single pasta dish with ten days' worth of Canticle of Carboloading applied	Discover all possible Slime Potion recipes	Make 7 unique AT Buff recordings
Use 40 4-d cameras	Discover 50 different miscellaneous recipes	Defeat 7 Airships	Defeat your Nemesis in the order SC -> TT -> P -> S -> DB -> ATs	Defeat 99 monsters with a Loathing Legion hammer equipped	Beat Scratch Rackonteur at pool 23 times	Have all 15 Pokemann figurines in your display case	Win 2000 lunar isotopes in Porko	Perm both Kung Fu Hustler and Master of the Surprising Fist	Deal 5,000 damage with a single Flying Fire Fist
Donate one million Meat worth in items to charity	Wearing 30 Bs during a Bees Hate You run in combat	Multi-using d12s	Use all 11 different pogs in any order as long as #11 is last in a single combat	Lv30 AoB	Consume all 66 siphoned spirits	Use a papier-mâché trophy piñata	Have all 11 Microplushies in your Display Case	Cast Haggis Kick by wearing haggis socks while wearing Mr. Haggis and having the effects Sheepskinned, Highland Sheen, and Hagg-ard	Have all five possible effects from the Magic Tongue effect simultaneously
Use 37 37x37x37 puzzle cubes	Keep a ChibiBuddy alive for 11 days	Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 3 figurines in your display case	Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Jarlsberg	Equip the Mayor Ghost outfit	Have the 5 +elemental damage buffs from Dreadsylvania non-combats active	Get all 30 Tales of Dread	50 bottles of Bloodweiser	50 glasses of electric Kool-Aid	Independently gain 10,000 kisses in Dreadsylvania
Have all Dread Bosses Effects at Once	Defeat X-fingered Shop Teacher 11 times in one ascension	Commit to Each Clique	Fully upgrade the yearbook camera	Kill 1,000 enemies with a bone abacus	Drink all the beers from A Beer Garden in a single day	Have all 12 disco horoscope effects active at the same time	"Collect" all 37 PEEZ dispensers	Make a bowl of petunias	Eat 108 warbear gyros
Have an entire set of Tiny Die-Cast series 1 in your Display Case	Use 11 bottles of Cloaca Cola Polar	Watch Cinderella throw up on the Prince's Shoes	Conspire to frame Cinderella	Kill Cinderella	Master glass, filling, and parchment in Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop	Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Sneaky Pete	Wear a red shirt with Red-Shirted Escort active	Acquire and equip stuff from Thinknerd packages	Drink 11 mini-martinis
Nine Spelunks	Beat Lolmec	Beat Yomama	Beat 10 Shopkeepers in Spelunky		Fill 10 Walford Buckets	Assemble 6 Different Typoes of VYKEA Furniture	Consume one of each of the nine Gotpork villain drops	Drink 7 days worth of milk	Solve all Far Future scenarios without bloodshed
Defeat 666 Eldritch Tentacles (current ascension)	Solve the L.O.V. Exit puzzle	Acquire all Passive Gelatinous Noob skills	Defeat a Genie in Physical and Intellectual Trials	Defeat an Amorphous Blob	Eat 11 primitive alien salad	Voting against yourself 11 times	Consume Crimbo 2018 items on a single day	Consume Grilled mooseflank and Antique beer on a single day	Have all Beach Head buffs active
Drink 11 marshmallow bombs in a single day	Eat bread man, eggwater, flour cookie, plain candy cane	Earn 100,000 points in the 8-Bit Realm	Toss a water balloon more than anyone on a certain day

Coffee Pixie	Cheshire Bat	Jill-O-Lantern	Hand Turkey	Crimbo Elf	Baby Yeti	Feather Boa Constrictor	Emo Squid	Personal Raincloud	Inflatable Dodecapede
Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	Doppelshifter	Attention-Deficit Demon	Cymbal-Playing Monkey	Temporal Riftlet	Sweet Nutcracker	Wild Hare	Spirit Hobo	Astral Badger	Comma Chameleon
Jitterbug	Nervous Tick	Ancient Yuletide Troll	Dandy Lion	Penguin Goodfella	Green Pixie	Wizard Action Figure	Gluttonous Green Ghost	Casagnova Gnome	Hunchbacked Minion
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Mad Hatrack	Llama Lama	Cotton Candy Carnie	Disembodied Hand	Uniclops	Psychedelic Bear	Sugar Fruit Fairy	Frumious Bandersnatch	Baby Sandworm
He-Boulder	Squamous Gibberer	Dancing Frog	Chauvinist Pig	Stocking Mimic	Baby Bugged Bugbear	Rogue Program	Mini-Hipster	Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	Piano Cat
Dramatic Hedgehog	Robot Reindeer	Obtuse Angel	Li'l Xenomorph	Pair of Stomping Boots	Fancypants Scarecrow	Bloovian Groose	Blavious Kloop	Happy Medium	Artistic Goth Kid
Reagnimated Gnome	Angry Jung Man	Unconscious Collective	Nanorhino	Mini-Adventurer	Steam-Powered Cheerleader	Reanimated Reanimator	Grimstone Golem	Grim Brother	Galloping Grill
Fist Turkey	Crimbo Shrub	Golden Monkey	Adventurous Spelunker	Puck Man	Ms. Puck Man	Machine Elf	Rockin' Robin	Intergnat	Trick-or-Treating Tot
Space Jellyfish	Optimistic Candle	Robortender	XO Skeleton	Garbage Fire	God Lobster	Cat Burglar	Elf Operative	Pocket Professor	Red-Nosed Snapper
Left-Hand Man	Melodramedary	Ghost of Crimbo Carols	Ghost of Crimbo Cheer	Ghost of Crimbo Commerce	Shorter-Order Cook	Vampire Vintner	Grey Goose	Cookbookbat	Hobo in Sheep's Clothing
Patriotic Eagle	Jill-of-All-Trades	Chest Mimic	Mini Kiwi	Peace Turkey

Mosquito	Leprechaun	Levitating Potato	Angry Goat	Sabre-Toothed Lime	Fuzzy Dice	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	Barrrnacle	Howling Balloon Monkey	Stab Bat
Grue	Blood-Faced Volleyball	Ghuol Whelp	Baby Gravy Fairy	Cocoabo	Star Starfish	Hovering Sombrero	Ghost Pickle on a Stick	Killer Bee	Whirling Maple Leaf
Clockwork Grapefruit	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	Flaming Gravy Fairy	Frozen Gravy Fairy	Stinky Gravy Fairy	Spooky Gravy Fairy	Sleazy Gravy Fairy	Misshapen Animal Skeleton	Scary Death Orb	Reassembled Blackbird
Origami Towel Crane	Ninja Snowflake	Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Ragamuffin Imp	Exotic Parrot	El Vibrato Megadrone	Hobo Monkey	Black Cat	Cuddlefish	Imitation Crab
Magic Dragonfish	Midget Clownfish	Syncopated Turtle	Grinning Turtle	Purse Rat	Wereturtle	Slimeling	Urchin Urchin	Grouper Groupie	Adorable Seal Larva
Untamed Turtle	Animated Macaroni Duck	Pet Cheezling	Autonomous Disco Ball	Mariachi Chihuahua	Smiling Rat	Reconstituted Crow	Oily Woim	Gelatinous Cubeling	Adorable Space Buddy
Nosy Nose	Mechanical Songbird	Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	Putty Buddy	Topiary Skunk	Pixel Rock

Hanukkimbo Dreidl	Pet Rock	Snowy Owl	Teddy Bear	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	Wind-up Chattering Teeth	Evil Teddy Bear	Toothsome Rock	O.A.F.	Bulky Buddy Box
Teddy Borg	RoboGoose	Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	Mutant Fire Ant	Mutant Cactus Bud	Mutant Gila Monster	Pair of Ragged Claws	Rock Lobster	Snow Angel	Jack-in-the-Box
BRICKO chick	Underworld Bonsai	Pottery Barn Owl	Hippo Ballerina	Holiday Log	Dataspider	Feral Kobold	Peppermint Rhino	Tickle-Me Emilio	Flaming Face
Hovering Skull	Mini-Skulldozer	Homemade Robot	MiniMechaElf	Warbear Drone	Twitching Space Critter	Helix Fossil	Xiblaxian Holo-Companion	Baby Z-Rex	Mini-Crimbot
Sludgepuppy	Baby Mayonnaise Wasp	Lil' Barrel Mimic	Choctopus	Restless Cow Skull	Software Bug	Bark Scorpion	Chocolate Lab	Bad Vibe	Cute Meteor
Unspeakachu	Stooper	Disgeist	Bowlet	Cornbeefadon	Mu	Party Mouse	Yule Hound	Sausage Golem	Plastic Pirate Skull
Pet Coral	Antique Nutcracker	Piranha Plant	Arachnelf	Synthetic Rock	Mini-Trainbot	Flaming Leafcutter Ant	Pet Anchor	Rigging Snake	Evolving Organism
Proto-Protozoa	Burly Bodyguard	Doll Moll	Emberiza Aureola	quantum entangler	golden pet rock	Profane Parrot	Significant Bit

Globmule	Bluzzard	Faux	Sledgehamster	Pimpsqueak	Pillowbug	Dressage	Sequestrian	Carpricorn	Turpin
Morphan	Cycloney	Peaclock	Turtive	Lepardner	Aiolion	Waifuton	Gorillape	Wendtigo	Snoutlet
Ruffalo	Vaporpoise	Ghosprey	Straypler	Flan	Mustardigrade	Ched	Gazelleton	Mechamelion	Bicycle
Vamprey	Wullabye	Nursine	Cantelope	Ungulant	Caramel	Oppossum	Amanitee	Smashmoth	Vulgure
Squib	Trafikoan	Slotter	Shudder	Glamare

KoL Con 3-D Glasses	KoL Con IV Pole	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	KoL Con Six Pack	Seven Loco	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
Hat O' Nine Tails	KoL Con X Treasure Map	Size XI Wizard's Robe	KoL Con 12-gauge
Hippo tutu	Gygaxian Libram	Tome of Rad Libs	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	Xi Receiver Unit	potted tea tree
KoL Con 13 snowglobe	crated wardrobe-o-matic
Horsery contract	deed to Oliver's Place

The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert	Belowdecks	Bugbear Pen	Camp Logging Camp	Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3
Cola Wars Battlefield	Defiled Nook	Enormous Greater-Than Sign	eXtreme Slope	Frat Battlefield
"Fun" House	Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	Limerick Dungeon	Noob Cave	Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Poker Room	Road to White Citadel	Sleazy Back Alley	Thugnderdome	The Unquiet Garves

	Hat	Pants	Accessories
150 Nickels	battered old top-hat	hobo dungarees	rope with some soap on it
200 Nickels	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	mostly rat-hide leggings	hobo stogie
250 Nickels	crumpled felt fedora	old patched suit-pants	old soft shoes
260 Nickels			deck of lewd playing cards

hardened slime belt	hardened slime hat	hardened slime pants	chamoisole	pernicious cudgel	diabolical crossbow
villainous scythe	grisly shield	corrosive cowl	corroded breeches	malevolent medallion	baneful bandolier
slime-covered club	slime-covered speargun	slime-covered helmet	slime-covered necklace
slime-covered lantern	slime-covered shovel	slime-covered compass	slime-covered greaves	Slime-covered staff

Boss	Outfit Pieces			Other Pieces
Great Wolf	Great Wolf's headband	Great Wolf's right paw	Great Wolf's left paw	Great Wolf's lice	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	Great Wolf's beastly trousers
Falls-From-Sky	Drapes-You-Regally	Warms-Your-Tush	Covers-Your-Head	Protects-Your-Junk	Quiets-Your-Steps	Helps-You-Sleep
Mayor Ghost	Mayor Ghost's cloak	Mayor Ghost's khakis	Mayor Ghost's toupee	Mayor Ghost's scissors	Mayor Ghost's sash	Mayor Ghost's gavel
Zombie	zombie mariachi hat	zombie accordion	zombie mariachi pants	HOA regulation book	HOA zombie eyes	HOA citation pad
Unkillable Skeleton	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
Count Drunkula	Thunkula's drinking cap	Drunkula's silky pants	Drunkula's cape	Drunkula's ring of haze	Drunkula's wineglass	Drunkula's bell

17-ball	Counterclockwise Watch	crazy bastard sword	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	hockey stick of furious angry rage	optimal spreadsheet	hypnodisk	incredibly dense meat gem
Platinum Yendorian Express Card	Talisman of Baio	Talisman of Bakula	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	consolation ribbon	repaid diaper

stainless steel shillelagh x2	stainless steel skullcap	stainless steel solitaire x7	stainless steel scarf x4	stainless steel slacks x4	stainless steel suspenders x3
plexiglass pikestaff	plexiglass pith helmet	plexiglass pocketwatch	plexiglass pinky ring	plexiglass pants	plexiglass pendant
Brimstone Bludgeon	Brimstone Bunker	Brimstone Brooch	Brimstone Bracelet	Brimstone Boxers	Brimstone Beret
polyester parachute	polyester pad	polyester peeler	polyester pettipants	polyester panama hat	polyester pulsera
porcelain police baton	porcelain plus-fours	porcelain porkpie	porcelain pepper mill	porcelain pelerine	porcelain phantom mask
dice ring	dice belt buckle	dice-print pajama pants	dice-shaped backpack	dice-print do-rag	dice sunglasses
wicker kickers	wicker slicker	wicker knickers	wicker ticker	wicker sticker	wicker clicker
bakelite belt	bakelite badge	bakelite bowl	bakelite brooch	bakelite breeches	bakelite backpack
aerogel anvil	aerogel akubra	aerogel apron	aerogel ascot	aerogel attache case	aerogel accordion
wrought-iron wig	wrought-iron winch crank	wrought-iron widget	wrought-iron whisk	wrought-iron walker	wrought-iron waders
gabardine gaiters	gabardine garland	gabardine gunnysack	gabardine garibaldi	gabardine girdle	gabardine gloves
fiberglass fetish	fiberglass foil	fiberglass fannypack	fiberglass frock	fiberglass fingerguard	fiberglass fedora
chalk chlamys	chalk chain	chalk chalice	chalk chinos	chalk chapeau	chalk choker
marble maebari	marble mantle	marble magnet	marble mignonette bowl	marble medallion	marble mariachi hat
paraffin punching bag	paraffin pith helmet	paraffin poncho	paraffin pendant	paraffin palazzos	paraffin pseudoaccordion
terra cotta truss	terra cotta trousers	terra cotta tongs	terra cotta train	terra cotta tie tack	terra cotta tambourine
velour voulge	velour vambraces	velour veil	velour viscometer	velour valise	velour vaqueros
stained glass suspenders	stained glass shield	stained glass stetson	stained glass spectacles	stained glass shiv	stained glass serape
loofah lumberjack's hat	loofah lei	loofah lederhosen	loofah ladle	loofah legwarmers	loofah lavalier
flagstone flag	flagstone flail	flagstone flip-flops	flagstone fez	flagstone fleece	flagstone fringe
chiffon chevrons	chiffon chapeau	chiffon chamberpot	chiffon chemise	chiffon chakram	chiffon chaps
ceramic cestus	ceramic centurion shield	ceramic celery grater	ceramic celsiturometer	ceramic cerecloth belt	ceramic cenobite's robe
moss mace	moss megaphone	moss medal	moss mitre	moss mantle	moss marlinspike
adobe arsecover	adobe adze	adobe abacus	adobe ayam	adobe ascot	adobe abaya
crepe paper phrygian cap	crepe paper parachute cape	crepe paper pie clip	crepe paper puzzle cube	crepe paper plunge camisole	crepe paper polka charm
petrified wood war pike	petrified wood waist protector	petrified wood wizard's pouch	petrified wood water purifier	petrified wood whoopie panama	petrified wood walking pants

insulting hat	offensive moustache	cursed microwave	cursed pony keg	hairshirt	bagged stuffed "L"	stuffed "L"
stuffed club	The Cocktail Shaker	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	Universal Seasoning	[glitch season reward name]	Law of Averages	stuffed "L"

Thwaitgold bee statuette	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	Thwaitgold maggot statuette
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	Thwaitgold firefly statuette x4	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette x3	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	Thwaitgold ant statuette	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette x7
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	Thwaitgold spider statuette	Thwaitgold nit statuette	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette x11	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	Thwaitgold termite statuette
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette x4	Thwaitgold moth statuette	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	Thwaitgold bug statuette x4
Thwaitgold metabug statuette x2	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette x18	Thwaitgold nymph statuette x8	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette x11
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette x12	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	Thwaitgold slug statuette	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette x2	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette

Sidequests	0	1	2	3	4	5	6
Hippy	Red Balloon of Valor	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Blue Diamond of Honesty	Green Clover of Justice x2	Yellow Moon of Compassion x5	Orange Star of Sacrifice x13	Pink Heart of Spirit x18
Frat	Uranium Omega of Temperance	Lead Zeta of Chastity	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	Nickel Gamma of Frugality x13	Iron Beta of Industry x66	Copper Alpha of Sincerity x7
All	Order of the Silver Wossname

Lens of Violence	Pigsticker of Violence	Brand of Violence	Jodhpurs of Violence	Ass-Stompers of Violence	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
Lens of Hatred	Staff of Simmering Hatred x2	Cold Stone of Hatred	Pantaloons of Hatred x2	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	Girdle of Hatred
Goggles of Loathing	Stick-Knife of Loathing	Scepter of Loathing	Jeans of Loathing	Treads of Loathing	Belt of Loathing	Pocket Square of Loathing x3

Staff of the Short Order Cook	Staff of the Midnight Snack	Staff of Blood and Pudding	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	Staff of the Greasefire	Staff of the Black Kettle
Staff of the Soupbone	Staff of the Scummy Sink	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer x2	Staff of the Grand Flambé	Staff of the Kitchen Floor
Staff of the Grease Trap	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	Staff of Holiday Sensations	Staff of the Roaring Hearth	Staff of the Electric Range x2
Staff of Kitchen Royalty	Staff of Frozen Lard	Staff of the Peppermint Twist

Walrus ice cream	beautiful soup	eggman noodles	vial of jus de larmes	lobster qua grill	missing wine
Humpty Dumplings	ittah bittah hookah	Chess Boards Completed 0/50

warbear warscarf	warbear laser bowtie	warbear goggles	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	warbear plasma bowtie	warbear snowblindness goggles	warbear electric warscarf	warbear nuclear bowtie	warbear polarized goggles
warbear plain ushanka	warbear plain helm	warbear plain fedora	warbear lined ushanka	warbear spiked helm	warbear feathered fedora	warbear heated ushanka	warbear electro-spiked helm	warbear fancy fedora
warbear long johns	warbear battle greaves	warbear party pants	warbear fleece-lined long johns	warbear officer greaves	warbear ceremonial party pants	warbear electric long johns	warbear bearserker greaves	warbear high festival pants
warbear breakfast machine	warbear soda machine

Dinsey's oculus	Dinsey's radar dish	Dinsey's pizza cutter	Dinsey's brain	Dinsey's pants	Dinsey's glove
stinky fannypack	garbage sticker	hazmat helmet	fake washboard	backwoods banjo	ratskin pajama pants

lavalarva	basaltamander buckler	lava balaclava	biker's hat	feathered headdress	electrician's hardhat
blue LavaCo Lamp™	green LavaCo Lamp™	red LavaCo Lamp™	Lavalos's shell	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	The One Mood Ring
little deuce cape	Pener's drumstick	love

Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	Daisy's unclean bloomers	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	Glenn's golden dice	El Vibrato restraints
Clara's bell	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	western-style skinning knife	reliable sixgun	steel knuckles	Pecos Dave's sixgun

burnt snowpants	Carpathian longsword	fleshy lump	frigid derringer	haunted bindle	Liam's mail
Mr. Screege's spectacles	smoldering bagel punch	Spookyraven signet	standards and practices guide	tie-dyed fannypack	Unfortunato's foolscap

candy dog collar	gingerbeard	gingerbread gavel	gingerbread moneybag	gingerbread mask	gingerbread pistol
gingerservo	sour ball and chain	sprinkle-begging cup

mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	mime army insignia (cryonics)	mime army insignia (sanitation)	mime army insignia (morale)	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	mime army insignia (intelligence)
mime army insignia (espionage)	mime army insignia (infantry)	mime army infiltration glove	mime army challenge coin	mime army shotglass

everfull glass	fancy party pants	gold skull ring	paint palette
PARTY HARD T-shirt	party crasher	party whip	pump-up high-tops

anemoney clip	Crimbylow-rise jeans	Dolph Bossin's charity note	hand-knitted diving booties	icing poncho	kelp-holly drape	kelp-holly gun
Mer-kin rollpin	oxygenated eggnog helmet	peppermint harpoon gun	peppermint spine	ribbon candy ascot	soggy elf shoes	Yuleviathan necklace

Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	automatic wine thief	portable ping-pong table	portable steam unit	really nice lump of coal	silver table-scraper
The Superconductor's CPU	train whistle	Trainbot harness	Trainbot luggage hook	Trainbot radar monocle	white arm towel

ancient Elf dessert spoon	brown pirate pants	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	Crimbuccaneer lantern	Crimbuccaneer runebone
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	Elf Guard broom	Elf Guard clipboard	Elf Guard fuel tank	Elf Guard insignia (general)	Elf Guard red and white beret
Elf Guard safety bear	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	Elvish underarmor	free boots	gunwale	gunwale whalegun
Lil' Snowball Factory	massive wrench	punching mirror	stuffed kraken	whalegun

Caveman Dan's favorite rock	Chroner cross	Chroner trigger	flagellate flagon	flapper floppers	glass eye
gumshoes	iflail	ishield	messenger bag RNA	ninjammies	portable Othello set
sneakeasies	solid shifting time weirdness	Time-twitching toolbelt	Time Bandit Badge of Courage or Time Lord Badge of Honor	Time Bandit Time Towel	Time Cape
Time Lord Participation Mug	Time Cloak	time shuriken	white earbuds	wooly loincloth	yabba dabba doo rag
Yorick

bejazzled eyepatch	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	candy egg deviler	Congressional Medal of Insanity	egg gun	lucky army helmet
moaiball	nylon Christmas stockings	perfect Christmas scarf	potato jacket	pumpkin spice whorl	snowman-enchanting tophat