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Skills | [back to top] |
You have 410 skills Hardcore permed, 0 skills Softcore permed, and 27 missing.
You have 61497 unspent Karma.Explanation of symbols: Italicized skills marked with a ℙ are Passive; © marks skills really useful only to their classes; ▮ marks skills that can be relearned from a used skillbook or such
Guild Skills | [back to top] |
Level | Seal Clubber | Turtle Tamer | Pastamancer | Sauceror | Disco Bandit | Accordion Thief |
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Class (Original) | ||||||
0 buff | Seal Clubbing Frenzy +2 Mus (5 adv @ 1MP) | Patience of the Tortoise +1 Mus, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP) | Manicotti Meditation +2 Mys (5 adv @ 1MP) | Sauce Contemplation +1 Mys, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP) | Disco Aerobics +2 Mox (5 adv @ 1MP) | Moxie of the Mariachi 1+ Mox, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP) |
0 combat | Clobber Attack 1MP | Toss Attack 1MP | Spaghetti Spear 2-3 Phys. Damage 1MP | Salsaball 2-3 Hot Damage 1MP | Suckerpunch 1 Damage, 1 Delevel 1MP | Sing 2-3 Damage, 2-3 for 2 More Rounds 1MP |
1 | Fortitude of the Muskox ℙ Regen 1-2HP/adv | Headbutt © Combat Skill 3MP | Ravioli Shurikens Combat Skill 4MP | Curse of Vichyssoise Curse Cold | Disco Eye-Poke © 1-3 Damage, 3 Delevel 3MP | The Moxious Madrigal +10 Mox (Buff @ 2MP) |
2 | Audacity of the Otter ℙ Crits do 3x Damage | Skin of the Leatherback ℙ (level/2 - 2)DR | Entangling Noodles Combat Skill 3MP | Saucy Salve Combat Skill - Heal 10-15HP 4MP | Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation ℙ +20% Init | The Magical Mojomuscular Melody +10Mys, +20MaxMP (Buff @ 3MP) |
3 | Blubber Up +5Mox for 10adv 7MP | Amphibian Sympathy ℙ +5 Fam Weight | Lasagna Bandages Heals 10-30HP 6MP | Expert Panhandling ℙ +10% Meat | Disco Nap Heals 20HP, removes some status effects 8MP | Cletus's Canticle of Celerity +20% Init (Buff @ 4MP) |
4 | Thrust-Smack Double Damage Combat Skill 4MP | Ghostly Shell +80DA (Buff @ 6MP) | Cannelloni Cannon Combat Spell 6MP | Elemental Saucesphere So-so Resist. to all Elem. (Buff @ 10MP) | Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo © 9-11 Damage, 5 Delevel | The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith +10Mus, +20MaxHP (Buff @ 5MP) |
5 | Super-Advanced Meatsmithing ℙ Create Weapons | Armorcraftiness ℙ Create Armor | Pastamastery Summon Dry Noodles 10MP | Advanced Saucecrafting Summon Reagents 10MP | Advanced Cocktailcrafting Summon Cocktail Ingredients 10MP | The Polka of Plenty +50% Meat (Buff @ 7MP) |
6 | Thirst of the Weasel ℙ© Smacks restore 1-2HP/fury | Tenacity of the Snapper +8 Melee Damage (Buff @ 8MP) | Springy Fusilli +40% Init (10adv @ 10MP) | Soul Saucery ℙ© Gather Soulsauce | Nimble Fingers ℙ +20% Meat | Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction +12 Damage (Buff @ 9MP) |
7 | Hide of the Walrus +50DA | Kneebutt © Combat Attack 4MP | Spirit of Rigatoni ℙ Equip Chefstaffs | Jalapeño Saucesphere +3DR, Damage Attacker (Buff @ 5MP) | Tricky Knifework ℙ Become better at knives | Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric +20% Items (Buff @ 11MP) |
8 | Claws of the Walrus ℙ +7 Melee Damage | Empathy of the Newt +5 Fam. Weight (Buff @ 15MP) | Stuffed Mortar Shell Combat Spell 13MP | Itchy Curse Finger ℙ Stagger when Cursing | Mad Looting Skillz ℙ +20% Items | Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption level DR (Buff @ 13MP) |
9 | Tongue of the Walrus Heals 30-40HP 10MP | Testudinal Teachings ℙ Familiars Level Faster | Spirit of Ravioli ℙ +25% MaxHP | Intrinsic Spiciness ℙ +level Spell Damage | Disco Greed ℙ© Momentum is +Item | The Psalm of Pointiness Attack + Delevel when Taking Damage (Buff @ 15MP) |
10 | Lunging Thrust-Smack Triple Damage Combat Skill 8MP | Shieldbutt © Auto-Hit Attack 5MP | Weapon of the Pastalord Combat Spell 24MP | Antibiotic Saucesphere 4-5 HP Regen (Buff @ 15MP) | Disco Bravado ℙ© Disco Momentum increases stat points | Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority +10% All Attributes (Buff @ 30MP) |
11 | Rage of the Reindeer +10%Mus, +10Melee (10adv @ 10MP) | Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises ℙ +50% MaxMP | Leash of Linguini +5 Fam. Weight (10adv @ 12MP) | Saucegeyser Combat Spell 28MP | Adventurer of Leisure ℙ Sleep soundly | Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude +3 Stats per Fight (Buff @ 40MP) |
12 | Double-Fisted Skull Smashing ℙ Dual-Wield | Astral Shell +80DA, Slight Elem. Resist (Buff @ 10MP) | Cannelloni Cocoon Heal All HP 20MP | Impetuous Sauciness ℙ +5 Adv. for Reagent Potions | Ambidextrous Funkslinging ℙ Use 2 items per combat round | The Ode to Booze More Adv from Booze (Buff @ 50MP) |
13 | Northern Exposure ℙ So-So Cold Resist | Cold-Blooded Fearlessness ℙ So-So Spooky Resist | Tolerance of the Kitchen ℙ So-So Hot Resist | Diminished Gag Reflex ℙ So-So Stench Resist | Heart of Polyester ℙ So-So Sleaze Resist | The Sonata of Sneakiness -5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP) |
14 | Musk of the Moose +5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP) | Hero of the Half-Shell ℙ Musc determines damage taken if Shield equipped | Flavour of Magic ℙ Choose Elem. of Pasta Spells (40adv @ 10MP) | Irrepressible Spunk ℙ +5% HP/MP | Smooth Movement -5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP) | Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation +5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP) |
15 | Pulverize ℙ Smash Stuff! | Tao of the Terrapin ℙ Double DA of Hat/Pants | Transcendental Noodlecraft ℙ +2 Dry Noodles, Wok Access | The Way of Sauce ℙ +2 Reagents, use Scrum. Solutions | Superhuman Cocktailcrafting ℙ +2 Ingredients, Still Access | Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance +(level*2)ML (Buff @ 30MP) |
Class (Revamp 2013) | ||||||
1 | Lunge Smack +5 Damage Attack | Spirit Vacation Restore all HP, MP Regen (1 adv) | Utensil Twist Attack | Simmer +100% Spell Dam, 8-10MP Regen (10 adv @ 1 adv) | Deft Hands ℙ +25% Item Damage | Dissonant Riff Attach and Delevel |
2 | Hibernate Heal HP, +3 stats/fight (10adv) (1 adv) | Blessing of the War Snapper © (+5 Mus, +5 Weapon Dam) (Inf @ 15MP) | Transcendent Al Dente +20 MaxMP, 19-20MP Regen (1 adv) | Stream of Sauce Combat Skill 3MP | Disco Dance of Doom © 6-8 Damage, 3 Delevel | Cadenza © Attack with Accordion |
3 | Cold Shoulder ℙ Smack skills do +5 cold damage | Stiff Upper Lip (10 DR) | Bind Vampieroghi © Thrall: Vampieroghi | Icy Glare +10 Cold [Spell] Damage | Disco State of Mind ℙ© Generate Momentum | Crab Claw Technique ℙ© Accordion +Accuracy |
4 | Wrath of the Wolverine ℙ© Build Fury | Pizza Lover ℙ Om nom nom pizza! | Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage +10 Spell Damage (10adv @ 10MP) | Inner Sauce ℙ 3-4MP Regen | Frantic Gyrations ℙ© Momentum makes you harder to hit | Accordion Bash Hit with Accordion (Stun) |
5 | Buoyancy of the Beluga ℙ© Regen 1HP/adv for each Fury | Shell Up Stun | Bind Vermincelli © Thrall: Vermincelli | Saucestorm Combat Spell 10MP | That's Not a Knife THIS is a knife! | Accordion Appreciation ℙ© Accordion +Accuracy |
6 | Scowl of the Auk (+10 Weapon Damage) 8MP | Spirit Snap © Various Attack | Bringing Up the Rear ℙ© Power Up Spells! | Curse of Marinara Curse Damage & Healing | Disco Face Stab © Attack with best Knife | Concerto de los Muertos Spooky Damage |
7 | Furious Wallop © Guaranteed to Hit Attack (5MP & 1 Fury) | Blessing of She-Who-Was © (+5Mys, +5 Spooky Dam) | Bind Angel Hair Wisp © Thrall: Angel Hair Wisp | Wave of Sauce Combat Spell 16MP | Flashy Dancer ℙ© Momentum makes you dodge | Five Finger Discount ℙ 5% Off! |
8 | Club Foot © Delevel Attack 8MP | Butts of Steel ℙ <3 Butts | Shield of the Pastalord 30% Dam Reduction (10 adv @ 20MP) | Curse of the Thousand Islands Curse Stagger | Disco Smirk +10 Mox (10 adv) | Suspicious Gaze +20% Init (10 adv @ 10MP) |
9 | Seething of the Snow Leopard ℙ© Addnl. Bonus Damage from Fury | Spiky Shell Damage Attacking Opponents | Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni © Thrall: Elbow Macaroni | Saucecicle Cold Damage | Knife in the Dark © Attack with best Knife | Bawdy Refrain Sleaze Attack |
10 | Ire of the Orca ℙ© Fury Capacity increased to 5 | Reptilian Fortitude +30MaxHP (Buff @ 10MP) | Thrall Unit Tactics ℙ© -MP Cost with Thrall | Master Saucier ℙ +10% Spell Damage | Disco Shank © | Thief Among the Honorable ℙ +5% Items |
11 | Batter Up! © Increase Hit Chance | Blessing of the Storm Tortoise © +5% Init, MP+10 | Bind Penne Dreadful © Thrall: Penne Dreadful | Saucemaven ℙ Om nom nom sauce! | Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit © Attack. 14 Delevel | Sticky Fingers ℙ Pickpocket Meat |
12 | Cavalcade of Fury © Attack (All Fury) | The Long View ℙ +3 Adv/Day | Subtle and Quick to Anger ℙ +10% Spell Dam | Curse of Weaksauce Curse Weaken | Disco Inferno Hot Damage | Cone of Zydeco Attack |
13 | Northern Explosion Cold Attack 16MP | Spirit Boon © Receive Boon | Bind Lasagmbie © Thrall: Lasagmbie | Wry Smile +1 Mys per Fight | Disco Fever +10 Mox, +10 Ranged Dam (10 Adv) | Master Accordion Master Thief ℙ +10% Pickpocket Chance |
14 | Precision of the Penguin ℙ© +1Crit% per Fury | Patient Smile +1Mus Stat/Fight | Wizard Squint +10% Spell Crit | Sauce Monocle +15% Crit(10 adv @ 20MP) | Sensitive Fingers ℙ +10% Pickpocket | Knowing Smile +1 Moxie Stat/fight (10 adv @ 10MP) |
15 | Pride of the Puffin +10ML 30MP | Turtle Power © Bring it on. | Bind Spice Ghost © Thrall: Spice Ghost | Blood Sugar Sauce Magic MP at cost of HP | Disco Leer +10% Meat (10 Adv) | Mariachi Memory ℙ +1 Song |
Other Standard Skills | [back to top] |
Seal Clubber | Turtle Tamer | Pastamancer | Sauceror | Disco Bandit | Accordion Thief | |
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Spookyraven | Snarl of the Timberwolf +10 Spooky Damage (10adv @ 10MP) | Spectral Snapper Combat Attack 20MP | Fearful Fettucini Combat Spell 24MP | Scarysauce So-So Sleaze/Cold Resist (Buff @ 10MP) | Tango of Terror 15-18 Spooky Damage, 8 Delevel 8MP | Dirge of Dreadfulness +12 Spooky Damage (Buff @ 12MP) |
The Sea | Harpoon! Combat Skill 30MP | Summon Leviatuga 301-350 Damage 40MP | Tempuramancy ℙ Create Tempura Dishes | Deep Saucery ℙ Create Potions with Globes of Deep Sauce | Salacious Cocktailcrafting ℙ Use Seaodes in Cocktailcrafting | Donho's Bubbly Ballad -20% Underwater Penalty (Buff @ 75MP) |
Dreadsylvania | ||||||
Dread (SC) | Club Earth Damage and stagger 50MP | Carbohydrate Cudgel Instakill non-boss (30MPP and dry noodles) | Splattersmash Hot melee group dmg 25MP | Grab a Cold One Free drink 1/day 30MP | Song of the North Bonus weapon and Cold dmg (10 adv @ 100MP) | |
Dread (TT) | Turtleini Physical and Spooky dmg 35MP | Sauceshell Stinging Hot dmg 30MP | Conspiratorial Whispers Damage and delevel 25MP | Song of Slowness +50% Init (10 adv @ 100MP) | ||
Dread (PM) | Spaghetti Breakfast Free food 1/day 30MP | Shadow Noodles Entangle and delevel 30MP | Song of Starch +50% max HP (10 adv @ 100MP) | |||
Dread (SA) | Splashdance Heal 50-60 HP 1/fight 30MP | Song of Sauce Bonus spell dmg, Hot dmg, Hot spell dmg (10 adv @ 100MP)- | ||||
Dread (DB) | Song of Bravado +15% all attributes (10 adv @ 100MP) | |||||
Hobopolis | ||||||
Hodgman | Natural Born Scrabbler ℙ +5% Items | Thrift and Grift ℙ +10% Meat | Abs of Tin ℙ +10% MaxHP | Marginally Insane ℙ +10% MaxMP | ||
30MP Elemental | Conjure Relaxing Campfire (10-20)+Mys/10 Hot Dmg 30MP | Maximum Chill (10-20)+Mys/10 Cold Dmg 30MP | Mudbath (10-20)+Mys/10 Stench Dmg 30MP | Inappropriate Backrub (10-20)+Mys/10 Sleaze Dmg 30MP | Creepy Lullaby (10-20)+Mys/10 Spooky Dmg 30MP | Wassail ▮ (10-20)+Mys/10 dmg 30MP |
120MP Elemental | Awesome Balls of Fire (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Hot Dmg 120MP | Snowclone (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Cold Dmg 120MP | Eggsplosion (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Stench Dmg 120MP | Grease Lightning (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Sleaze Dmg 120MP | Raise Backup Dancer (35-45)+(7*Mys/20) Spooky Dmg 120MP | Toynado ▮ Physical damage 120MP |
Accordion Thief | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder © +50% Meat, +20% Items (Buff @ 50MP) | Benetton's Medley of Diversity © +15 Prism. Damage (Buff @ 50MP) | Elron's Explosive Etude © +50% Spell Damage (Buff @ 50MP) | Chorale of Companionship © +10 Fam Weight (Buff @ 50MP) | Prelude of Precision © +2% Crit Chance (Buff @ 50MP) | |
Other Standard Skills | ||||||
Gnomish | Torso Awareness ℙ Wear Shirts | Gnomish Hardigness ℙ +5% MaxHP | Cosmic Ugnderstanding ℙ +5% MaxMP | Powers of Observatiogn ℙ +10% Items | Gnefarious Pickpocketing ℙ +10% Meat | |
Daily Dungeon | Singer's Faithful Ocelot +10% item drops (10 adv @ 15MP) | Drescher's Annoying Noise +10 ML (20 adv @ 40 MP) | Walberg's Dim Bulb +10% Init (10 adv @ 5MP) | |||
PVP | Thick-Skinned ℙ +10 max HP, +10 max MP | Chip on your Shoulder ℙ +5 PvP fights/day | Summon Holiday Fun!: Level 1 Fun! | Summon Carrot: Level 0 That’s a cold carrot | Summon Kokomo Resort Pass Aruba, Jamaica… | Bear Essence: Level 1 ℙ +20% Picnic Baskets |
Pirate Bellow: Level 0 Arrrr! | Summon Annoyance Summon "curse" item 1/day (10 swagger) | Calculate the Universe: Level 1 | Toggle Optimality: Level 1 Optimal! Or not! | Experience Safari: Level 0 Send friend on safari X/day 10MP | ||
The Slime Tube | Slimy Sinews (10/10) ℙ Up to +20 MaxHP | Slimy Synapses (10/10) ℙ Up to +10 MaxMP | Slimy Shoulders (10/10) ℙ Up to +20% Init | |||
Waffle House | Brain Games ℙ +3 Rollover Adventures | 20/20 Vision ℙ +10% Item Drop | ||||
Misc | Bind Spaghetti Elemental © Thrall: Spaghetti | Chronic Indigestion (5-10)*Full Hot Dmg 5MP | CLEESH Amphibianize foe 10MP | Deep Dark Visions 3-4x max HP Spooky dmg 100MP | Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting ℙ Use fancy jewelry ingredients | Transcendent Olfaction Fight more of the same |
Nonstandard Skills | [back to top] |
Nonstandard Class Skills | ||||||
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Seal Clubber | Turtle Tamer | Pastamancer | Sauceror | Disco Bandit | Accordion Thief | |
Crimbo 2009 | Holiday Weight Gain ▮ +MaxHP Buff | Jingle Bells ▮ Familiar Acts More | Candyblast ▮ Damage and Candy! | Surge of Icing ▮ Damage Spell | Stealth Mistletoe ▮ Delevels more with DB Attacks | Cringle's Curative Carol ▮ Restore 5-10HP/Adv |
Trader 2010 | Iron Palm Technique ▮ Swords Become Clubs | Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin ▮ +1Fam Exp/Combat | Stringozzi Serpent ▮ Attack and Poison | Käsesoßesturm ▮ Stench Saucestorm | Kung Fu Hustler ℙ▮ Power to the Fists! | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration ▮ Free Crafting |
Crimbo 2017 Crimbotatoyotathon | Silent Hunter ▮ +25% Init (50 MP, 10 Adv) | Quiet Determination ▮ +25% Muscle (Facial Expression) | Quiet Judgement ▮ +25% Myst (Facial Expression) | Silent Treatment ▮ Ignore Resistances (20 MP Combat) | Silent Knife ▮ Knife Damage and Stagger | Quiet Desperation ▮ +25% Moxie (Facial Expression) |
Madame Zatara | Get Big +20% to all stats | Gallapagosian Mating Call Weak sniff a monster | Inscrutable Gaze +10% to Myst gains (Facial Expression) | Love Mixology Summons random Love Potions | Acquire Rhinestones Creates Rhinestones | Paul's Passionate Pop Song Regen 4-5 MP/adv |
Vampyre | Blood Frenzy +50% Weapon Damage (10 Adv) | Blood Bond +5 Fam Weight (10 Adv) | Blood Bucatini Damage and Delevel | Blood Bubble First attack always misses (3 adv) | Blood Blade Makes a butter knife! | Bram's Bloody Bagatelle Damage everyone |
Crimbo | ||||||
Crimbo 2010 | Fashionably Late ℙ▮ +1 Adventure Per Day | Executive Narcolepsy ℙ▮ One Free Rest Per Day | Lunch Break ▮ Summon a Sack Lunch | Offensive Joke ▮ Sleaze Damage, 20 Delevel | Managerial Manipulation ▮ +10 All Stats (Others Only) | |
Crimbo 2013 | Shrap ▮ Non-Elemental Damage | Psychokinetic Hug ▮ +10 Stats | ||||
Crimbo 2014 | Rapid Prototyping ℙ▮ Craft 5 Times a Day, Free | Mathematical Precision ▮ Combat Items 50% more Damage (20 adv @ 10MP) | Ruthless Efficiency ▮ Deleveling 50% Better (20 adv @ 10MP) | |||
Crimbo 2015 | Communism! ▮ 1000 Meat! | |||||
Crimbo 2016 | Stack Lumps Lumps to Sludge | Sweet Synthesis Candy + Spleen = Effect | ||||
Crimbo 2018 | Carol of the Bulls +100% Weapon Damage | Carol of the Hells +100% Spell Damage | Carol of the Thrills +3 Stats | |||
Crimbo 2019 | The Spirit of Taking ▮ +10% Item Drops | |||||
Crimbo 2020 Crimbotatodonatothon | Long Winter's Nap ℙ▮ 5 free rests | Bowl Full of Jelly ▮ 1/day epic food | Ashes and Soot ▮ Combat: myst-based fire/physical damage | Eye and a Twist ▮ 1/day epic booze | Dimples, How Merry! ℙ▮ +1 stats/combat | Chubby and Plump ▮ 1/day +50% HP/MP (60 adv) |
Crimbo 2021 Crimbotatogoogoneathon | Ancient Crymbo Lore ℙ▮ +3 stats in December | |||||
Crimbo 2022 Crimbotrainathon | Crimbo Training: First Aid Technician ℙ▮ Max HP +10 | Crimbo Training: Passenger Greeter ℙ▮ +1 stats per fight | Crimbo Training: Concierge ℙ▮ +1 familiar weight | Crimbo Training: Track Switcher ℙ▮ +10% combat initiative | Crimbo Training: Bartender ℙ▮ +15% booze drops | Crimbo Training: Waiter ℙ▮ +15% food drops |
Crimbo Training: Coal Taster ℙ▮ Slight Hot resist (+1) | Crimbo Training: Dessert Steward ℙ▮ Slight Cold resist (+1) | Crimbo Training: Night Watchman ℙ▮ Slight Spooky resist (+1) | Crimbo Training: Sanitation Consultant ℙ▮ Slight Stench resist (+1) | Crimbo Training: Graffiti Censor ℙ▮ Slight Sleaze resist (+1) | ||
Crimbo 2023 Crimbuccaneerathon | Elf Guard Cooking ℙ▮ 3 free cooks/day | Elf Guard Extortion Techniques ℙ▮ +10% meat | Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques ℙ▮ 3 free rests/day | Fruit Recognition ℙ▮ +5% items | Old-School Cocktailcrafting ℙ▮ 3 free mixes/day | |
Other | ||||||
Trader 2008 | Rainbow Gravitation Make prismatic wads | |||||
The Suburbs of Dis | Torment Plant 40-60 dmg to plants (5MP) | Pinch Ghost 40-60 dmg to ghosts (5MP) | Tattle Delevel 7 (7MP) | |||
Silent Invasion | Silent Slam ▮ Spooky dmg, delevel, stun (5MP) | Silent Squirt ▮ Spooky dmg, stagger (10MP) | Silent Slice ▮ Spooky dmg, delevel, stun (5MP) | |||
Ascension | Master of the Surprising Fist ℙ +10 Dam and +20 to-hit with empty hands | Request Sandwich Summon sandwich, maybe (5MP) | Mild Curse Ed brings the insults! | Belch The Rainbow 0/11 Prismatic dmg | Implode Universe: Level 4 | Chitinous Soul: Level 11 ℙ +X HP |
Elemental Planes | Grease Up +15 Sleaze Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) | Sloppy Secrets ℙ More Beach Bucks | Unoffendable ℙ Serious Sleaze Resist (+3) | Hypersane ℙ Serious Spooky Resist (+3) | Intimidating Mien +15 Spooky Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) | Olfactory Burnout ℙ Serious Stench Resistance (+3) |
Garbage Nova (45-50) + 0.4*Mys dmg (50MP) | Dinsey Operations Expert ℙ Access more tunnels | Rotten Memories +15 Stench Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) | Asbestos Heart ℙ Serious Hot Resistance (+3) | Firegate Hot dmg (50MP) | Pyromania +15 Hot Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) | |
Beardfreeze +15 Cold Damage (10 adv @ 15MP) | Frost Bite Phys and Cold dmg, stun (50MP) | Perfect Freeze 1 perfect ice cube/day | Refusal to Freeze ℙ Serious Cold Resistance (+3) | |||
LT&T | Bow-Legged Swagger Double Init & Phys dmg (100MP 1/day) | Bend Hell Elemental bonus dmgs doubled (100MP 1/day) | Steely-Eyed Squint Item drop bonuses doubled (100MP 1/day) | |||
Crash Site | Alien Source Code ℙ▮ Max MP +5 | |||||
Deck of Every Card | Ancestral Recall Draw 3 Cards | Dark Ritual Get 3 Black Mana | Giant Growth You’re huge! | Healing Salve Recover 3 Life | Lightning Bolt Does 3 Damage | |
Snojo | Shattering Punch 3/day Instakill | Shivering Monkey Technique ℙ +15% Init | Snokebomb 3/day Banish | |||
Bookmobile | Eldritch Intellect ℙ Spooky res/dmg +1, Eldritch Knowledge | Eternal Flame ℙ▮ Hot res/dmg + 1, Political Knowledge | Dead Nostrils ℙ▮ Stench res/dmg + 1, Stay Fresh | Perpetrate Mild Evil ▮ Such a prankster | Too Cool ℙ▮ +1 Cold dmg, +1 Cold res | |
Gingerbread | Licorice Rope Banish a Gingerman | Gingerbread Mob Hit Instakill 1/day | Fifteen Minutes of Flame +15 Hot Dmg/Spell Dmg, +15 Init | Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau Doesn’t make a hat | ||
Spacegate | Quantum Movement ℙ +20% Init | 5-D Earning Potential ℙ +20% Meat | Object Quasi-Permanence ℙ +10% Items | Disintegrate 150 MP Yellow Ray | ||
PirateRealm | Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety Summon rum, grapefruit, limes | Tiki Mixology ℙ Make rhum cocktails | ||||
Drippy | Drippy Eye-Beetle, -Sprout, or -Stone | |||||
Misc | Vent Rage Gland Extra damage 5 adv @ 15MP | Summon "Boner Battalion" ▮ Damage Each round of Combat | Summon Crimbo Candy Summon candy (3MP 1/day) | Unaccompanied Miner ℙ▮ 5 free minings/day | Volcanometeor Showeruption Hot dmg (for volcanic ash) | Natural Born Skeleton Killer ℙ▮ +10% Skeleton Murder! |
Frigidalmatian ▮ Cold dmg every round (1 adv @ 300MP) | Speluck ℙ▮ Underground +5% Item, +10% Meat | Astute Angler ℙ +10 Fishing Skill | Evoke Eldritch Horror ▮ Summon Tentacles | Meteor Lore ℙ Meteor Love! | Expert Corner-Cutter ℙ 5 free craftings | |
Budget Conscious +10% Meat Drops | Drinking to Drink +1 liver capacity | Army of Toddlers Summons fightin’ babies | Visit your Favorite Bird In bird culture, this is considered a dick move | Always Never Not Guzzling ℙ +25% booze drops | Lock Picking Make a key, you still can’t pick locks | |
Comprehensive Cartography ℙ▮ You know how to find things | Emotionally Chipped ℙ▮ All the feelings! | Secret Door Awareness ℙ There's one! | Just the Facts ℙ▮ Trivia whiz | |||
Mystical Bookshelf | ||||||
Tomes | Summon Snowcones | Summon Stickers | Summon Sugar Sheets | Summon Clip Art | Summon Rad Libs | Summon Smithsness |
Librams | Summon Party Favor | Summon Candy Heart | Summon Love Song | Summon BRICKOs | Summon Dice | Summon Resolutions |
Summon Taffy | ||||||
Grimoires | Summon Hilarious Objects | Summon Tasteful Items | Summon Alice's Army Cards | Summon Geeky Gifts | Summon Confiscated Things |
Tattoos | [back to top] |
You have 197 tattoos and 9 outfits for which you don't have the corresponding tattoo, and are missing 90 tattoos.
Class | [back to top] |
SC | SC HC | SC HCO | Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher | ||
TT | TT HC | TT HCO | Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord | ||
PM | PM HC | PM HCO | Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master | ||
S | S HC | S HCO | Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro | ||
DB | DB HC | DB HCO | Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord | ||
AT | AT HC | AT HCO | Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer | ||
AoB | AoB HC | Zombie Slayer | Zombie Slayer HC | AoJ | AoJ HC |
AoSP | AoSP HC | Ed | Ed HC | Cow Puncher | Cow Puncher HC |
Beanslinger | Beanslinger HC | Snake Oiler | Snake Oiler HC | Gelatinous Noob | Gelatinous Noob HC |
Vampyre | Vampyre HC | Plumber | Plumber HC | Grey You | Grey You HC |
Pig Skinner | Pig Skinner HC | Cheese Wizard | Cheese Wizard HC | Jazz Agent | Jazz Agent HC |
WereProfessor | WereProfessor HC |
Ascension | [back to top] |
SC I | SC II | SC III | SC IV | SC V | SC VI |
SC VII | SC VIII | SC IX | SC X | SC XI | SC XI+ |
HC I | HC II | HC III | HC IV | HC V | HC VI |
HC VII | HC VIII | HC IX | HC X | HC XI | HC XI+ |
Teet | Booze | Oxy |
Outfits | [back to top] |
Other | [back to top] |
Sneaky Pete XXIX 5 | AWOL V | Hobo Tattoo 8/19 | Artist | Delicious Salad | Demon Tattoo |
Martini | Loathing Legion | Alice's Army | Best Game Ever!!! | Corrupted Data | FDKOL tattoo |
Mark of the Bugbear | Mark of the Werewolf | Mark of the Zombie | Mark of the Ghost | Mark of the Vampire | Mark of the Skeleton |
Dreadsylvania 1000FK Tattoo | Spring Break Beach Tattoo coupon | Merc Core challenge coin | Dinseylandfill Tattoo | DEBBIE Tattoo | Wal-Mart Tattoo |
Batfellow Tattoo | LT&T Tattoo | Airplane Tattoo | Fluffy Bunny Tattoo | Detective Tattoo | Proton Tattoo |
Twitch Television Tattoo | I Love Gingerbread City | Eternal Knot Tattoo | Spacegate Initiative | New-You Tattoo | KGB Tattoo |
FantasyRealm Tattoo | Gattoo | Cheese Tattoo | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | Crimbo 2018 Tattoo | Red Roger Tattoo |
Guzzlr Tattoo 2 | Yeg's Tattoo | Crimbo Carol Tattoo | Crimbo Cheer Tattoo | Crimbo Commerce Tattoo | Shadow Tattoo |
Burning Leaf Tattoo | Crimbuccaneer Tattoo | Elf Guard Tattoo | 2024 Raffle |
Trophies | [back to top] |
Familiars | [back to top] |
You have 165 familiars (missing 126), have done 51 tourguide runs and 51 100% runs.
LegendDon't have Familiar | Have Familiar | Have Familiar Hatchling | 90% Run Done | 100% Run Done | 90% Run Done with unowned familiar | 100% Run Done with unowned familiar | 90% Run Done unowned fam, have hatchling | 100% Run Done unowned fam, have hatchling |
Purchased Familiars | [back to top] |
Standard Familiars | [back to top] |
Derived Familiars | [back to top] |
Pocket Familiars | [back to top] |
April Foolmiliars | [back to top] |
Bank Piggy | Egg Benedict | Floating Eye | Money-Making Goblin | Oyster Bunny | Plastic Grocery Bag | Snowhitman | Vampire Bird | Worm Doctor |
Mr. Items | [back to top] |
Yearly Mr. Items | [back to top] |
Volleychaun | Fairychaun | |
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2005 | Cheshire Bitten | coffee sprite |
2006 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | calm attention-deficit demon |
2007 | nervous tick egg | jitterbug larva |
2008 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome |
2009 | uniclops egg | passed-out psychedelic bear |
2010 | hungover chauvinist pig | perfectly ordinary frog |
2011 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | sleeping piano cat |
2012 | The Groose in the Hoose | The Kloop in the Coop |
2013 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | dreaming Jung man |
2014 | praying Grim Brother | hibernating Grimstone Golem |
2015 | golden monkey statuette | Professor of Spelunkology |
Item | Type | |
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2016 | basking robin | Fairyball |
2017 | hopeful candle | Fairyball |
2018 | kerosene-soaked skip | Fairywhelp |
2019 | elf sleeper agent | Fairyball |
2020 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | Accessory |
2021 | fresh can of paint | Shirt |
2022 | mint condition magnifying glass | Off-hand |
2023 | unoccupied sheep suit | Fairyball |
2024 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | Eudora |
Jick's Mom and Janet's Merchandise Table | [back to top] |
KoL Con 3-D Glasses | KoL Con IV Pole | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | KoL Con Six Pack | Seven Loco | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet |
Hat O' Nine Tails | KoL Con X Treasure Map | Size XI Wizard's Robe | KoL Con 12-gauge | ||
Hippo tutu | Gygaxian Libram | Tome of Rad Libs | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | Xi Receiver Unit | potted tea tree |
KoL Con 13 snowglobe | crated wardrobe-o-matic | ||||
Horsery contract | deed to Oliver's Place |
Basement | [back to top] |
Hobopolis | [back to top] |
Boss | Outfit Pieces | Other Pieces | ||||
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Frosty | Frosty's old silk hat x2 | Frosty's carrot | Frosty's nailbat | Frosty's iceball | Frosty's snowball sack | Frosty's arm |
Zombo | Zombo's skullcap | Zombo's shield | Zombo's grievous greaves | Zombo's empty eye | Zombo's shoulder blade | Zombo's skull ring |
Chester | Chester's bag of candy | Chester's cutoffs | Chester's moustache | Chester's Aquarius medallion | Chester's muscle shirt | Chester's sunglasses |
Ol' Scratch | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | Ol' Scratch's ash can | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | Ol' Scratch's manacles | Ol' Scratch's stove door |
Oscus | Wand of Oscus | Oscus's dumpster waders | Oscus's pelt | Oscus's flypaper pants | Oscus's garbage can lid | Oscus's neverending soda |
Uncle Hobo | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | Uncle Hobo's belt |
Hodgman | Hodgman's porkpie hat | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | Hodgman's bow tie | Hodgman's lucky sock | ||
Hodgman Offhands | Hodgman's almanac | Hodgman's metal detector | Hodgman's varcolac paw | Hodgman's harmonica | Hodgman's garbage sticker | Hodgman's cane |
Hodgman Speed | Hodgman's whackin' stick | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | Hodgman's imaginary hamster |
Code Binder | [back to top] |
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert | Belowdecks | Bugbear Pen | Camp Logging Camp | Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3 |
Cola Wars Battlefield | Defiled Nook | Enormous Greater-Than Sign | eXtreme Slope | Frat Battlefield |
"Fun" House | Lair of the Ninja Snowmen | Limerick Dungeon | Noob Cave | Penultimate Fantasy Airship |
Poker Room | Road to White Citadel | Sleazy Back Alley | Thugnderdome | The Unquiet Garves |
Equipment | [back to top] |
Hat | Pants | Accessories | |
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150 Nickels | battered old top-hat | hobo dungarees | rope with some soap on it |
200 Nickels | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | mostly rat-hide leggings | hobo stogie |
250 Nickels | crumpled felt fedora | old patched suit-pants | old soft shoes |
260 Nickels | deck of lewd playing cards |
Instruments | [back to top] |
Seal Clubber | Turtle Tamer | Pastamancer | Sauceror | Disco Bandit | Accordion Thief |
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sealskin drum | washboard shield | spaghetti-box banjo | marinara jug | makeshift castanets | left-handed melodica |
Slime Tube | [back to top] |
hardened slime belt | hardened slime hat | hardened slime pants x2 | chamoisole | pernicious cudgel | diabolical crossbow |
villainous scythe | grisly shield | corrosive cowl | corroded breeches | malevolent medallion | baneful bandolier x2 |
slime-covered club | slime-covered speargun | slime-covered helmet | slime-covered necklace | ||
slime-covered lantern | slime-covered shovel | slime-covered compass | slime-covered greaves | Slime-covered staff |
Dreadsylvania | [back to top] |
Boss | Outfit Pieces | Other Pieces | ||||
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Great Wolf | Great Wolf's headband | Great Wolf's right paw | Great Wolf's left paw | Great Wolf's lice | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | Great Wolf's beastly trousers |
Falls-From-Sky | Drapes-You-Regally | Warms-Your-Tush | Covers-Your-Head | Protects-Your-Junk | Quiets-Your-Steps | Helps-You-Sleep |
Mayor Ghost | Mayor Ghost's cloak | Mayor Ghost's khakis | Mayor Ghost's toupee x2 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | Mayor Ghost's sash | Mayor Ghost's gavel |
Zombie | zombie mariachi hat | zombie accordion | zombie mariachi pants | HOA regulation book | HOA zombie eyes | HOA citation pad |
Unkillable Skeleton | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards x2 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword x2 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg |
Count Drunkula | Thunkula's drinking cap | Drunkula's silky pants | Drunkula's cape | Drunkula's ring of haze | Drunkula's wineglass | Drunkula's bell |
Cool Items | [back to top] |
Ultrarares | [back to top] |
17-ball | Counterclockwise Watch | crazy bastard sword | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | hockey stick of furious angry rage | optimal spreadsheet | hypnodisk | incredibly dense meat gem |
Platinum Yendorian Express Card | Talisman of Baio | Talisman of Bakula | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | consolation ribbon | repaid diaper |
Ascension Rewards | [back to top] |
You have 63 and are missing 81.
stainless steel shillelagh x51 | stainless steel skullcap x20 | stainless steel solitaire x23 | stainless steel scarf x38 | stainless steel slacks x30 | stainless steel suspenders x75 |
plexiglass pikestaff | plexiglass pith helmet | plexiglass pocketwatch | plexiglass pinky ring | plexiglass pants x2 | plexiglass pendant |
Brimstone Bludgeon | Brimstone Bunker | Brimstone Brooch | Brimstone Bracelet | Brimstone Boxers | Brimstone Beret |
polyester parachute | polyester pad | polyester peeler | polyester pettipants | polyester panama hat | polyester pulsera |
porcelain police baton | porcelain plus-fours | porcelain porkpie | porcelain pepper mill | porcelain pelerine | porcelain phantom mask |
dice ring | dice belt buckle | dice-print pajama pants | dice-shaped backpack | dice-print do-rag | dice sunglasses |
wicker kickers | wicker slicker | wicker knickers | wicker ticker | wicker sticker | wicker clicker |
bakelite belt | bakelite badge | bakelite bowl | bakelite brooch | bakelite breeches | bakelite backpack |
aerogel anvil | aerogel akubra | aerogel apron | aerogel ascot | aerogel attache case | aerogel accordion |
wrought-iron wig | wrought-iron winch crank | wrought-iron widget | wrought-iron whisk | wrought-iron walker | wrought-iron waders |
gabardine gaiters | gabardine garland | gabardine gunnysack | gabardine garibaldi | gabardine girdle | gabardine gloves |
fiberglass fetish | fiberglass foil | fiberglass fannypack | fiberglass frock | fiberglass fingerguard | fiberglass fedora |
chalk chlamys | chalk chain | chalk chalice | chalk chinos | chalk chapeau | chalk choker |
marble maebari | marble mantle | marble magnet | marble mignonette bowl | marble medallion | marble mariachi hat |
paraffin punching bag | paraffin pith helmet | paraffin poncho | paraffin pendant | paraffin palazzos | paraffin pseudoaccordion |
terra cotta truss | terra cotta trousers | terra cotta tongs | terra cotta train | terra cotta tie tack | terra cotta tambourine |
velour voulge | velour vambraces | velour veil | velour viscometer | velour valise | velour vaqueros |
stained glass suspenders | stained glass shield | stained glass stetson | stained glass spectacles | stained glass shiv | stained glass serape |
loofah lumberjack's hat | loofah lei | loofah lederhosen | loofah ladle | loofah legwarmers | loofah lavalier |
flagstone flag | flagstone flail | flagstone flip-flops | flagstone fez | flagstone fleece | flagstone fringe |
chiffon chevrons | chiffon chapeau | chiffon chamberpot | chiffon chemise | chiffon chakram | chiffon chaps |
ceramic cestus | ceramic centurion shield | ceramic celery grater | ceramic celsiturometer | ceramic cerecloth belt | ceramic cenobite's robe |
moss mace | moss megaphone | moss medal | moss mitre | moss mantle | moss marlinspike |
adobe arsecover | adobe adze | adobe abacus | adobe ayam | adobe ascot | adobe abaya |
Swagger Stuff | [back to top] |
insulting hat | offensive moustache | cursed microwave | cursed pony keg | hairshirt | bagged stuffed "L" | stuffed "L" |
stuffed club | The Cocktail Shaker | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | Universal Seasoning x2 | [glitch season reward name] | Law of Averages |
Thwaitgold | [back to top] |
Thwaitgold bee statuette x7 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette x11 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette x2 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette x32 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette x4 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette x21 |
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette x4 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette x3 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette x26 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette x3 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette x16 |
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | Thwaitgold spider statuette x10 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette x11 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette x6 | Thwaitgold termite statuette x98 |
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette x17 | Thwaitgold moth statuette x6 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette x4 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette x7 | Thwaitgold bug statuette x12 |
Thwaitgold metabug statuette x4 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette x7 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette x9 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette x3 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette x5 |
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette x6 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | Thwaitgold slug statuette x2 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette x8 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette x8 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette x6 |
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette x76 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette x7 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette x18 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette x9 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue x15 |
Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette x6 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette x9 |
War Medals | [back to top] |
Sidequests | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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Hippy | Red Balloon of Valor | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | Blue Diamond of Honesty | Green Clover of Justice x4 | Yellow Moon of Compassion x7 | Orange Star of Sacrifice x30 | Pink Heart of Spirit |
Frat | Uranium Omega of Temperance | Lead Zeta of Chastity | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | Zinc Delta of Tranquility x4 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality x130 | Iron Beta of Industry x389 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity x2 |
All | Order of the Silver Wossname |
Sea Stuff | [back to top] |
Lens of Violence | Pigsticker of Violence | Brand of Violence | Jodhpurs of Violence | Ass-Stompers of Violence | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | |
Lens of Hatred | Staff of Simmering Hatred | Cold Stone of Hatred | Pantaloons of Hatred | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | Girdle of Hatred | |
Goggles of Loathing | Stick-Knife of Loathing | Scepter of Loathing | Jeans of Loathing | Treads of Loathing | Belt of Loathing | Pocket Square of Loathing x4 |
Chefstaves | [back to top] |
Staff of the Short Order Cook | Staff of the Midnight Snack | Staff of Blood and Pudding | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | Staff of the Greasefire | Staff of the Black Kettle |
Staff of the Soupbone | Staff of the Scummy Sink | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | Staff of the Grand Flambé | Staff of the Kitchen Floor |
Staff of the Grease Trap | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | Staff of Holiday Sensations | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | Staff of the Electric Range |
Staff of Kitchen Royalty | Staff of Frozen Lard | Staff of the Peppermint Twist |
Marty's Quest | [back to top] |
Hand-carved bokken | Hand-carved bow | Hand-carved staff | pogo stick |
Secrets from the Future (2009) | [back to top] |
Seal Clubber | Turtle Tamer | Pastamancer | Sauceror | Disco Bandit | Accordion Thief |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
monstrous monocle | brazen bracelet | molten medallion | bewitching boots | bitter bowtie | musty moccasins |
Underworld (2009) | [back to top] |
Underworld truncheon | Staff of the Woodfire | Underworld flail |
Moment of Reflection (2010) | [back to top] |
Walrus ice cream | beautiful soup | eggman noodles | vial of jus de larmes | lobster qua grill | missing wine |
Humpty Dumplings | ittah bittah hookah | Chess Boards Completed 50/50 |
Arcade Games (2010) | [back to top] |
space trip safety headphones | sinister demon mask | dungeon fist gauntlet | streetfighting champion's belt | meteoid ice beam |
Necbromancer (2011) | [back to top] |
The Necbromancer's Hat | The Necbromancer's Stein | The Necbromancer's Shorts |
Raiments of the Final Boss (2013) | [back to top] |
Helm of the Scream Emperor x22 | Cloak of Dire Shadows x30 | Sword of Dark Omens x17 | Shield of Icy Fate x24 | Greaves of the Murk Lord x26 | Boots of Twilight Whispers x23 | Belt of Howling Anger x23 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon x22 |
Psychoanalysis (2013) | [back to top] |
Truthsayer | Byte | Sword of Procedural Generation | Meatcleaver | Bloodbath | Ginsu™ | White Dragon Fang |
Warbear Crimbo (2013) | [back to top] |
warbear warscarf | warbear laser bowtie | warbear goggles | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | warbear plasma bowtie | warbear snowblindness goggles | warbear electric warscarf | warbear nuclear bowtie | warbear polarized goggles |
warbear plain ushanka | warbear plain helm | warbear plain fedora | warbear lined ushanka | warbear spiked helm | warbear feathered fedora | warbear heated ushanka | warbear electro-spiked helm | warbear fancy fedora |
warbear long johns | warbear battle greaves | warbear party pants | warbear fleece-lined long johns | warbear officer greaves | warbear ceremonial party pants | warbear electric long johns | warbear bearserker greaves | warbear high festival pants |
warbear breakfast machine | warbear soda machine |
We All Wear Masks (2014) | [back to top] |
silver cow creamer | wolf whistle | witch's bra | spinning wheel | hare pin |
Conspiracy Island (2014) | [back to top] |
Sasq™ watch | pair of plants | smoker's cloak | camouflage T-shirt | trench lighter | mercenary pistol | mercenary rifle |
Dinseylandfill (2015) | [back to top] |
Dinsey's oculus | Dinsey's radar dish | Dinsey's pizza cutter | Dinsey's brain | Dinsey's pants | Dinsey's glove |
stinky fannypack | garbage sticker | hazmat helmet | fake washboard | backwoods banjo | ratskin pajama pants |
That 70s Volcano (2015) | [back to top] |
lavalarva | basaltamander buckler | lava balaclava | biker's hat | feathered headdress | electrician's hardhat |
blue LavaCo Lamp™ | green LavaCo Lamp™ | red LavaCo Lamp™ | Lavalos's shell | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | The One Mood Ring |
little deuce cape | Pener's drumstick | love |
Glaciest (2015) | [back to top] |
Wal-Mart snowglobe | Wal-Mart nametag | Wal-Mart overalls | octolus-skin cloak | norwhal helmet | sardine can key |
Gotpork (2016) | [back to top] |
replica bat-oomerang | The Jokester's pants | The Jokester's wig | The Jokester's gun x8 |
LT&T Telegraph Office (2016) | [back to top] |
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | Daisy's unclean bloomers | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | Glenn's golden dice | El Vibrato restraints |
Clara's bell | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | western-style skinning knife | reliable sixgun | steel knuckles | Pecos Dave's sixgun |
Fishin' Gear (2016) | [back to top] |
antique tacklebox | sonar fishfinder |
Precinct (2016) | [back to top] |
noir fedora | trench coat | detective roscoe |
Busting Makes You Feel Good (2016) | [back to top] |
burnt snowpants | Carpathian longsword | fleshy lump | frigid derringer | haunted bindle | Liam's mail |
Mr. Screege's spectacles | smoldering bagel punch | Spookyraven signet | standards and practices guide | tie-dyed fannypack | Unfortunato's foolscap |
Gingerbread City (2016) | [back to top] |
candy dog collar | gingerbeard | gingerbread gavel | gingerbread moneybag | gingerbread mask | gingerbread pistol |
gingerservo | sour ball and chain | sprinkle-begging cup |
Chakra Crimbo (2016) | [back to top] |
bad vibroknife | crystal belt buckle | Krampus Horn | saffron antaravasaka | saffron uttarasanga | third eye | Uncle Crimbo's hat |
Spacegate (2017) | [back to top] |
primitive alien blowgun | primitive alien loincloth | primitive alien necklace | primitive alien spear | primitive alien totem |
Silent Crombotato (2017) | [back to top] |
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | mime army insignia (cryonics) | mime army insignia (sanitation) | mime army insignia (morale) | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | mime army insignia (intelligence) |
mime army insignia (espionage) | mime army insignia (infantry) | mime army infiltration glove | mime army challenge coin | mime army shotglass |
FantasyRealm (2018) | [back to top] |
shield of the Skeleton Lord | ring of the Skeleton Lord | scepter of the Skeleton Lord |
Neverending Party (2018) | [back to top] |
everfull glass | fancy party pants | gold skull ring | paint palette |
PARTY HARD T-shirt | party crasher | party whip | pump-up high-tops |
PirateRealm (2019) | [back to top] |
lucky gold ring | Red Roger's red left foot | Red Roger's red left hand | Red Roger's red right foot | Red Roger's red right hand |
Underwater Crimbo (2019) | [back to top] |
anemoney clip | Crimbylow-rise jeans | Dolph Bossin's charity note | hand-knitted diving booties | icing poncho | kelp-holly drape | kelp-holly gun |
Mer-kin rollpin | oxygenated eggnog helmet | peppermint harpoon gun | peppermint spine | ribbon candy ascot | soggy elf shoes | Yuleviathan necklace |
Gooified Crimbo (2021) | [back to top] |
can of mixed everything | carnivorous potted plant | cozy scarf | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | goo magnet | potato alarm clock | meatball machine | refurbished air fryer |
Oliver's Place (2022) | [back to top] |
bullet necklace x2 | Charleston shoes | rare oboe x2 | prohie's hat |
Train Crimbo (2022) | [back to top] |
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | automatic wine thief | portable ping-pong table | portable steam unit | really nice lump of coal | silver table-scraper |
The Superconductor's CPU | train whistle | Trainbot harness | Trainbot luggage hook | Trainbot radar monocle | white arm towel |
Pirate Crimbo (2023) | [back to top] |
ancient Elf dessert spoon | brown pirate pants | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | Crimbuccaneer lantern | Crimbuccaneer runebone |
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | Elf Guard broom | Elf Guard clipboard | Elf Guard fuel tank | Elf Guard insignia (general) | Elf Guard red and white beret |
Elf Guard safety bear | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | Elvish underarmor | free boots x2 | gunwale | gunwale whalegun |
Lil' Snowball Factory | massive wrench | punching mirror | stuffed kraken | whalegun |
Twitchery (most recent 2024) | [back to top] |
Caveman Dan's favorite rock x2 | Chroner cross | Chroner trigger | flagellate flagon | flapper floppers | glass eye |
gumshoes | iflail | ishield | messenger bag RNA | ninjammies | portable Othello set |
sneakeasies | solid shifting time weirdness | Time-twitching toolbelt | Time Lord Badge of Honor | Time Bandit Time Towel | Time Cape |
Time Lord Participation Mug | Time Cloak | time shuriken | white earbuds | wooly loincloth | yabba dabba doo rag |
Yorick |
Hair Club for Loathers | [back to top] |
outrageous sombrero | tin star | "Humorous" T-shirt | Royal scepter | exclusive club | Martialest Arts trophy |
talking spade | infinite BACON machine | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | Official Council Aide Pin | eldritch hammer | HP-35 Calculator |
recovered cufflinks | License to Chill | Jeppson's Malort | tiny plastic sword | ring | beet |
etched hourglass | Murgatroyd diode | red plumber's boots | subscription cocoa dispenser | stuffed dinosaur |
Discoveries | [back to top] |
Cocktailcrafting | [back to top] |
You have found 155 of these discoveries and are missing 116.
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a little sump'm sump'm | an evil little sump'm sump'm | bad rum and good cola | banana daiquiri | beaver punch (cherry) | beaver punch (papaya) |
beaver punch (peach) | berry-infused sake | blended frozen swill | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | blood-red mushroom wine | bloody beer (Sir S) |
bloody beer (Willer) | bloody mary | Bloody Nora | bodyslam | boilermaker | bottle of drinkin' gas |
bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of sake | bottle of Sanguiovese | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka |
bottle of whiskey | boxed wine | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | bungle in the jungle | Buttery Boy | buzzing mushroom wine |
caipifruta | calle de miel | calle de miel with a fly in it | carrot claret | cherry bomb | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler |
chocotini | Churchill | Citrus Crush wine cooler | citrus-infused sake | Cobra Bowl | complex mushroom wine |
cool mushroom wine | Crimbojito | Crimbow Rainbo | dew yoana lei | dew yoana salacious lei | dirt julep |
dirty martini | Divine | double entendre | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | Dreadsylvanian grimlet |
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | drive-by shooting | dry martini | dry vodka martini | ducha de oro |
dusty bottle of blood (Marsala) | dusty bottle of blood (Merlot) | dusty bottle of blood (Muscat) | dusty bottle of blood (Pinot Noir) | dusty bottle of blood (Port) | dusty bottle of blood (Zinfandel) |
eggnog | eighth plague | eldritch elixir | Electric Punch | elemental caipiroska | especially salty dog |
evil ducha de oro | evil horizontal tango | evil roll in the hay | extra-spicy bloody mary | extremely slippery nipple | Feliz Navidad |
fine wine | flaming mushroom wine | flat mushroom wine | fruity girl swill | fuzzbump | gamma nog |
Ghiaccio Colada | gibson | gimlet | gin and tonic | Gin Mint | gloomy mushroom wine |
Gnollish sangria | Gnomish sagngria | Gordon Bennett | great old fashioned | green beer (Sir S) | green beer (Willer) |
green drunki-bear | grog | grogtini | gunner's daughter | haunted bottle of vodka | haunted eggnog |
haunted gimlet | haunted martini | hell in a bucket | horizontal tango | icy mushroom wine | Irish Coffee, English Heart |
Island Hurricane | Island Landslide | Island Thunderstorm | knob mushroom wine | knoll mushroom wine | literal grasshopper |
London frog | low tide martini | lumbering jack | lychee chuhai | Mae West | Mae West with a fly in it |
mandarina colada | mandarina colada with a fly in it | margarita | martini | melon-infused sake | mentholated wine |
mimosette | Mint Yulep | Mon Tiki | monkey wrench | moreltini | morning dew |
mulled berry wine | mulled blood | Murderer's Punch | mushroom whiskey | Mysterious Island iced tea | neg grog |
nega-mushroom wine | Neuromancer | Newark | nice warm beer | Nog-on-the-Cob | nothingtini |
ocean motion | oily mushroom wine | old-fashioned | Orangemageddon wine cooler | overpowering mushroom wine | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher |
papaya sling | parisian cathouse | peasco sour | pebblebräu (Sir S) | pebblebräu (Willer) | perfect cosmopolitan |
perfect dark and stormy | perfect mimosa | perfect negroni | perfect old-fashioned | perfect paloma | perpendicular hula |
perpendicular hula with a fly in it | Phil Collins | Phlegethon | pink pony | piscatini | plum wine |
pointy mushroom wine | prussian cathouse | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | pumpkin beer | R'lyeh | rabbit punch |
Radberry Rip wine cooler | red drunki-bear | Red Russian | red white and blue claret | redrum | reverse Tantalus |
robin nog | rockin' wagon | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | roll in the hay | rum and cola (cloaca) | rum and cola (dyspepsi) |
Russian Ice | salacious lychee chuhai | salacious screwdiver | salt plum sake | salty dog | sangria |
Sangria de Menthe | sangria del diablo | Scorpion Bowl | screwdiver | screwdriver | shot of blackberry schnapps |
shot of flower schnapps | shot of grapefruit schnapps | shot of orange schnapps | shot of peach schnapps | shot of pear schnapps | shot of tomato schnapps |
shroomtini | Siberian sunrise | Simepore slime | single entendre | skewered cherry | skewered jumbo olive |
skewered lime | Skull Punch | slap and slap again | slap and tickle | slap and tickle with a fly in it | slip 'n' slide |
smooth mushroom wine | Smuggler's Punch | snakebite | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | soilzerac | Sourfinger |
Southern yam | spiced rum | spooky mushroom wine | stealth bomber | Steamboat | stinky mushroom wine |
strawberry daiquiri | strawberry wine | Strikes Again Bigmouth | sweet potato o' mine | sweet potato punch | swirling mushroom wine |
tangarita | tangarita with a fly in it | teqiwila | teqiwila slammer | tequila sunrise | tequila sunset |
tequila with training wheels | Tequiz Navidad | tropical swill | Turtle Bowl | twice-haunted screwdriver | vampagne (carbonated soy milk) |
vampagne (Monstar energy beverage) | vesper | vodka and cranberry | vodka and tonic | vodka barracuda | vodka gibson |
vodka martini | Vodka Matryoshka | vodka stinger | vodka stratocaster | whiskey and cola (cloaca) | whiskey and cola (dyspepsi) |
whiskey and soda | whiskey bittersweet | whiskey sour | whiskey squeeze | white Canadian | White Hyborian |
wine spritzer | world's most unappetizing beverage | yam martini | yellow brick road | yellow drunki-bear | yule grog |
zmobie |
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3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti | acceptable bagel | actual blood sausage (batgut) | actual blood sausage (ratgut) | agnolotti arboli | Alexy sauce |
alien sandwich | ash soda | asparagus lo mein | asparagus stir-fry | bätzle | baked stuffing |
baked veggie ricotta casserole | banana cream pie | banana milkshake | banana smoothie | banana spritzer | bat haggis |
bat wing kabob | bat wing stir-fry | bean burrito | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | beer basted brat | bitter pill |
blackberry polite | blood roll-up | blood snowcone | blood-soaked sponge cake (filthy poultice) | blood-soaked sponge cake (gauze garter) | bloodstick |
boring spaghetti | Boris's beer | Boris's bread | Boris's key lime | Boris's key lime pie | Brain Food Pastaco |
brains casserole | bread roll | briny vinegar | Calzone of Legend | candied sweet potatoes | candy carrot cake |
carob brownies | carob chunk cookies | carrot cake | catgut taco | cheesy eagle sauce | cherry pie |
chitin powder paste | chorizo taco | cocoa egg | cold and sour sauce | cold hi mein | cold wad |
cologne of contempt | concentrated cordial of concentration | concoction of clumsiness | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | Cool Brunch Pastaco | cool mushroom casserole |
cordial of concentration | cranberry cordial | cranberry cylinder | cream of pointy mushroom soup | cream pie | Crimbo pie |
crudles | Deep Dish of Legend | delicious noodles | delicious spicy noodles | deluxe layer cake | denastified haunch |
devil hair pasta | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket |
Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | drug cocktail sauce | eldritch distillate | eldritch essence | eldritch mushroom pizza | enchanted bean burrito |
Energy Buzz Pastaco | Every Day is Like This Sundae | evil boring spaghetti | evil delicious noodles | evil delicious spicy noodles | evil eyedrops of the ermine |
evil libation of liveliness | evil ointment of the occult | evil painful penne pasta | evil philter of phorce | evil potion of potency | evil ravioli della hippy |
evil serum of sarcasm | evil spicy noodles | evil tomato juice of powerful power | eyedrops of newt | eyedrops of the ermine | eyedrops of the ocelot |
fancy schmancy cheese sauce | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | Fettris | fettucini épines Inconnu | fettucini Inconnu | fishy fish |
fishy fish casserole | fishy fish lasagna | flask of baconstone juice | flask of hamethyst juice | flask of porquoise juice | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese |
flower petal pie | fluid of fudge-finding | Frogade | fudgesicle | fusilli marrownarrow | fusillocybin |
ghost pickle on a stick | ghostly pickling solution | ghuol egg quiche | ghuol guolash | ghuol-ear kabob | gnat lasagna |
gnatloaf | gnatloaf casserole | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | goat cheese pizza | goat cheese taco | good gravy |
green bean casserole | grilled cheese sandwich | grue egg omelette | half double fruitcake | haunted cherry pie | haunted Hell ramen |
haunted orange | haunted pizza | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | Hell broth | Hell ramen | herb brownies |
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | hippy herbal tea | honey bun of Boris | hot and sour sauce | hot hi mein | hot stuffing |
hot wad | Humpty Dumplings | illicit fish sauce | insanely spicy bean burrito | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito |
Jarlsberg's key lime | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | jug of baconstone juice | jug of hamethyst juice | jug of porquoise juice |
jumping bean burrito | jumping bean taco | Knob cake | Knob lo mein | Knob sausage stir-fry | Knob shroomkabob |
Knob stir-fry | Knob stroganoff | Knob stuffed shells | Knoll lo mein | Knoll shroomkabob | Knoll stir-fry |
large cocoa eggshell fragment | lava cake | leftovers sandwich | lemon meringue pie | lemon popsicle | libation of liveliness |
libertagliatelle | lihc eye pie | linguini immondizia bianco | linguini of the sea | liver popsicle | loaf of soda bread |
long pork casserole | long pork chop sandwiches | long pork lasagna | lotion of coldness | lotion of hotness | lotion of sleaziness |
lotion of spookiness | lotion of stench | Lucky Surprise Egg | Ludovico Pastaco | magical baguette | mashed potatoes |
Medical Pastaco | menudo | menudo ravioli | milk of magnesium | mince pie | Miserable Pie |
moosemeat pie | Mountain Stream gastrique | mushroom pizza | mushroom tea | neutron lollipop | nutty organic salad |
oil of expertise | oil of oiliness | oil of slipperiness | oil of stability | ointment of the occult | olive lo mein |
olive stir-fry | orange popsicle | oyster sauce | painful penne pasta | papaya taco | papier-mâché glob |
papotion of papower | patent aggression tonic | patent alacrity tonic | patent avarice tonic | patent invisibility tonic | patent preventative tonic |
patent sallowness tonic | pea brittle | peach lozenge | peach pie | pear lozenge | pear tart |
peaza | pecan pie | perfume of prejudice | Pete's rich ricotta | Pete's wiley whey bar | phial of coldness |
phial of hotness | phial of sleaziness | phial of spookiness | phial of stench | philter of phorce | pie crust |
Pizza of Legend | plain calzone | plain pizza (flat dough) | plain pizza (wad of dough) | plum lozenge | potent potion of potency |
potion of potency | potion of temporary gr8ness | pr0n cocktail (catsup) | pr0n cocktail (ketchup) | pr0n m4nic0tti | pr0n stir-fry |
pr0n taco | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | pregnant mushroom | pregnant oily golden mushroom | prescription noodles | pressurized potion of perception |
pressurized potion of perspicacity | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | pressurized potion of possessiveness | pressurized potion of proficiency | pressurized potion of puissance | pressurized potion of pulchritude |
pumpkin pie | rainbow sauce | rat appendix kabob | rat appendix stir-fry | rat scrapple | ratatouille de Jarlsberg |
ratini | ravioli della hippy | roasted vegetable focaccia | roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg | robin flan | rocky road ice cream (baboon) |
rocky road ice cream (goat) | royal jelly taco | salamander slurry | Salsa de las Epocas | Salsa Libre | sauce of the ages |
sausage pizza | sausage wonton | savory dry noodles | seared dino steak | secret blend of herbs and spices | serum of sarcasm |
shells a la shellfish | skewered cat appendix | sleaze wad | sleazy and sour sauce | sleazy fairy gravy | sleazy hi mein |
Sneaky Pete's key lime | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | spagecialetti | spaghetti con calaveras | spaghetti with ghost balls | spaghetti with Skullheads |
Special™ Sauce | spectral pickle | spicy bean burrito | spicy enchanted bean burrito | spicy jumping bean burrito | spicy mushroom quesadilla |
spicy noodles | spooky and sour sauce | spooky glove | spooky hi mein | spooky lo mein | spooky shroomkabob |
spooky stir-fry | Spooky Surprise Egg | spooky wad | squirmy violent party snack | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | standard-issue cupcake |
star key lime | star key lime pie | stench and sour sauce | stench wad | stinky hi mein | strawberry pie |
strawberry popsicle | stuffed spooky mushroom | suggestive strozzapreti | super ka-bob | super salad | tempura air |
tempura avocado | tempura broccoli | tempura carrot | tempura cauliflower | tempura cucumber | tempura green and red bean |
tempura radish | thanksgiving turkey | They liver popsicle | This Charming Flan | toast with cold jelly | toast with hot jelly |
toast with sleaze jelly | toast with spooky jelly | toast with stench jelly | tofu casserole | tofu stir-fry | tofu taco |
tofu wonton | tomato juice of powerful power | turkish mostaccioli | ultra-deluxe cupcake | unfortunate dumplings | unfrosted Knob cake |
unstable fulminate | unwound clockwork grapefruit | vial of baconstone juice | vial of hamethyst juice | vial of porquoise juice | warm gravy |
wet stew | wet stunt nut stew | wet tack | whalecake | white chocolate chip brownies | white chocolate chip cookies |
wok lobster | yam burrito | yam mayo | yam slider |
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4-d camera | 99.44% pure math | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) |
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | abridged dictionary | aerated diving helmet | ammonite candy mold |
annealed drippy orb | aquamariner's necklace | aquamariner's ring | asshat | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | baconstone earring |
baconstone pendant | baconstone ring | baconstone-handled sixgun | badass belt | banana supersucker | bananarama bangle |
barrel beryl choker | barrel beryl nose ring | barrel beryl ring | barskin tent | bartender skull | bartender-in-the-box |
battery (9-Volt) (AA+AA) | battery (9-Volt) (AAA+D) | battery (AA) | battery (car) (AA+9-Volt) | battery (car) (AAA+lantern) | battery (car) (D+D) |
battery (D) | battery (lantern) (AA+D) | battery (lantern) (AAA+9-Volt) | beach glass necklace | beanbag chair | beer goggles |
belemnite candy mold | bezoar ring | bitchin' meatcar | blank fudge mold | blessed large box | blue LavaCo Lamp™ |
bomb of unknown origin | bone rattle | Bonerdagon necklace | box-in-the-box | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | boxing glove on a spring |
boxing-glove-in-a-box | brainy skull | buffed alien drugs | burrowgrub hive | candy cane candygram | capped blue lava bottle |
capped green lava bottle | capped red lava bottle | carrot-on-a-stick | chaos popcorn | charged magnet | chef skull |
chef-in-the-box | chitinous pod | Choker of the Ultragoth | clockwork bartender head | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | clockwork chef head |
clockwork chef-in-the-box | clockwork detective skull | clockwork maid | clockwork maid head | clockwork pirate skull | club of corruption |
cog and sprocket assembly | cold clusterbomb | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | corrupt club of corruption | corrupted bird DNA | cottage |
creepy voodoo doll | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) |
dark baconstone ring | dark hamethyst ring | dark porquoise ring | decaying wooden oar | detective skull | disembodied smile |
doll-eye amulet | dope wheels | double barreled barrel gun | dove DNA | drippy bromide | drippy enzyme |
drippy flux | drippy ichor | drippy pigment | drippy salt | dusty animal skull | Earring of Fire |
Ellsbury's journal (used) | empty hourglass | enchanted eyepatch | etched hourglass | evil golden arches | eXtreme nose ring |
fertilized ghuol egg | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | filigreed hamethyst earring | filigreed hamethyst necklace | filigreed hamethyst ring | Flaskfull of Hollow |
floaty rock necklace | full meat tank | furry brown pillow | giant diamond ring | giant fishhook | gnashing teeth |
gnatwing earring | gnoll-tooth necklace | Gnollish autoplunger | goat | goblin bone hilt | Golden Light |
gooey drippy candy bar | gory drippy orb | government | grass whistle | green LavaCo Lamp™ | green marshmallow |
groovy prism necklace | gunwale whalegun | hamethyst earring | hamethyst necklace | hamethyst ring | hamethyst-handled sixgun |
handful of napalm | handful of split pea soup | Handsome Devil | Harold's hammer | headpiece of the Staff of Ed | heavy metal sonata |
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | holiday log | hosed fishbowl | hosed tank | hot clusterbomb | hot daub |
hourglass | hovering sombrero | ice skate decoy | ice skate doll | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | Ice-Cold Beer Ring |
Ice-Cold Beerring | imbued seal-blubber candle | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | innuendo | insulated gold wire | intragalactic rowboat |
kumquartz ring | kumquat supersucker | leaf | lifeless meat doll | lime supersucker | loose blade |
Louder Than Bomb | lustrous drippy orb | maid head | makeshift SCUBA gear (hosed fishbowl) | makeshift SCUBA gear (hosed tank) | makeshift yakuza mask |
maple leaf | Mark I Steam-Hat | Mark II Steam-Hat | Mark III Steam-Hat | Mark IV Steam-Hat | Mark V Steam-Hat |
mass of wriggling tentacles | meat engine | meat face | meat golem | Meat maid | Meat maid body |
meat stack | memory of a CA base pair | memory of a CG base pair | memory of a CT base pair | memory of a GT base pair | memory of an AG base pair |
memory of an AT base pair | meteorite earring | meteorite necklace | meteorite ring | moon-amber necklace | Mudflap-Girl Earring |
Mudflap-Girl Necklace | Mudflap-Girl Ring | murderbot live wire | murderbot mask | murderbot shield unit | murderbot spring injector |
murderbot whip | mysterious present | ND | NG | nicksilver ring | ninja pirate zombie robot head |
Nose Ring of Putrescence | nothing-in-the-box | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | office-supply crossbow | one-winged stab bat | opium grenade |
oyster basket | pair of pearidot earrings | pair of ragged claws | pair of rhinoceros horns | pair of twitching claws | parasitic claw |
parasitic headgnawer | parasitic strangleworm | parasitic tentacles | peace-sign necklace | pear supersucker | pearl diver's necklace |
pearl diver's ring | Pendant of Fire | Pendant of Gargalesis | peppermint parasol | phat turquoise bracelet | picture of you |
pine cone necklace | pirate skull | pirate zombie head | pirate zombie robot head | popcorn | porquoise eyebrow ring |
porquoise necklace | porquoise ring | porquoise-handled sixgun | Potion of Heroism | present | pretty bouquet |
pulled porquoise earring | pulled porquoise pendant | pulled porquoise ring | pumpkin bomb | pumpkin carriage | Putrid Pendant |
quicksilver ring | rainbow bomb | rainbow pearl earring | rainbow pearl necklace | rainbow pearl ring | really really sticky spider web |
really sticky spider web | reassembled blackbird | reconstituted crow | red LavaCo Lamp™ | rewinged stab bat | Ring of Fire |
Ring of the Sewer Snake | roller skate decoy | roller skate doll | rusty metal key | rusty old lantern | s'more gun |
sabre-toothed lime cub | salty drippy candy bar | sandpaper | scary death orb | scrap of sticky paper | shark tooth necklace |
sicksilver ring | skeleton key | sleaze clusterbomb | slicksilver ring | smoked potsherd | solid baconstone earring |
solid baconstone necklace | solid baconstone ring | spooky clusterbomb | spooky scarecrow | spooky staff | sprocket assembly |
Staff of Ed (eye) | Staff of Ed (headpiece) | Staff of Ed, almost | stench clusterbomb | strawberry supersucker | strawberyl necklace |
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | Talisman o' Namsilat | tambourine | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | the finger | The Joy of Wassailing (used) |
The Necbronomicon (used) | The Ring | thicksilver ring | ticksilver ring | tiny black hole | torquoise ring |
tourmalime tourniquet | trilobite candy mold | triple barreled barrel gun | Uncle Romulus (used) | Unspeakable Earring | vampire pearl earring |
vampire pearl necklace | vampire pearl ring | WA | Wand of Nagamar | wang | wholeberd |
wicksilver ring | wings of fire | wriggling tentacle | writhing drippy candy bar | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) |
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17-alarm Saucepan | 7-inch discus | A Light that Never Goes Out | ancient turtle shell helmet | asbestos crossbow | asbestos helmet turtle |
asbestos meat stack | asbestos staff | asbestos sword | baneful bandolier | bar whip | barskin buckler |
barskin cloak | barskin hat | barskin loincloth | basic meat crossbow | basic meat fez | basic meat foon |
basic meat helmet | basic meat kilt | basic meat pants | basic meat skirt | basic meat spork | basic meat staff |
basic meat sword | bat hat | bat whip | bat-ass leather jacket | Belt of Loathing | black belt |
black cowboy hat | bow staff | bowlegged pants | bowler | bubble bauble bow | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban |
bubblewrap crossbow | bubblewrap staff | bubblewrap sword | buffalo blade | can cannon | cardboard box turtle |
cardboard crossbow | cardboard staff | cardboard sword | carob cannon | catskin buckler | catskin cap |
Chelonian Morningstar | chrome crossbow | chrome helmet turtle | chrome meat stack | chrome staff | chrome sword |
clown whip | clown wig | clownskin belt | clownskin buckler | clownskin harness | club of the five seasons |
corroded breeches | corrosive cowl | creepy-ass club | Crimbo hat | Crimbo pants | Crimbo sword |
Crimbonium fuel rod | curdflinger | demon buckler | demon whip | demon-horned hat | demonskin jacket |
demonskin trousers | dense meat crossbow | dense meat staff | dense meat sword | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | depleted Grimacite grappling hook |
depleted Grimacite gravy boat | depleted Grimacite hammer | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | depleted Grimacite shinguards | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | diabolical crossbow |
dripping meat crossbow (catsup) | dripping meat crossbow (ketchup) | dripping meat staff (catsup) | dripping meat staff (ketchup) | dripping meat sword (catsup) | dripping meat sword (ketchup) |
dueling banjo | eelskin hat | eelskin pants | eelskin shield | elevenderizing hammer | elevennis shoes |
elevent | enchantlers | evil-ass club | eXtreme meat crossbow | eXtreme meat staff | eXtreme meat sword |
fez of etymology | flaming cardboard sword | floaty rock helmet | floaty rock pants | flypaper staff | foon of fearfulness |
foon of fleshiness | foon of foulness | foon of frigidity | foon of fulmination | Frankly Mr. Shank | frigid-ass club |
Frost™ brand sword | furry green earmuffs | furry kilt | furry pants | furry skirt | gatorskin umbrella (goatskin) |
gatorskin umbrella (titanium) | gelatinous meat mass | ghast iron cleaver | ghast iron codpiece | ghast iron Garibaldi | ghast iron heater shield |
ghast iron ingot | giant cheesestick | giant green gummi ingot | giant red gummi ingot | giant yellow gummi ingot | glistening staff |
gnauga hide buckler | gnauga hide chaps | gnauga hide kilt | gnauga hide skirt | gnauga hide vest | gnauga hide whip |
Goggles of Loathing | goulauncher | grass blade | grass hat | grass skirt | grease gun |
Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril | grisly shield | Hairpiece On Fire | hairy staff | Half a Purse | Hammer of Smiting |
Hand in Glove | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | hippo skin buckler | hippo whip | hippopotamus kilt | hippopotamus pants |
hippopotamus skirt | hipposkin poncho | hot cross bow | hot-ass club | icy-hot katana | Jeans of Loathing |
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | Kentucky-fried meat staff | Kentucky-fried meat sword | knobby kneepads | linoleum crossbow | linoleum helmet turtle |
linoleum meat stack | linoleum staff | linoleum sword | lynyrdskin breeches | lynyrdskin cap | lynyrdskin tunic |
malevolent medallion | meat cowboy hat | meat shield | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | meatloaf helmet (catsup) | meatloaf helmet (ketchup) |
meatspout staff | meaty helmet turtle | muculent machete | nasty rat mask | nasty-ass club | nicksilver spurs |
non-stick pugil stick | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | painted shield | penguin shorts | penguin skin buckler | penguin whip |
penguinskin mini-kilt | penguinskin mini-skirt | pernicious cudgel | pestoblade | pimpin' meat hat | pink pinkslip slip |
potato pistol | poutine pole | projectile icemaker | PVC staff | quicksilver spurs | rainbow crossbow |
ram-battering staff | raspberry beret | ratskin belt | rattail whip | reinforced furry underpants | repeating crossbow |
rusty staff | samurai turtle helmet | Saucepanic | savory crossbow | savory staff | savory sword |
Scepter of Loathing | sea chaps | sea cowboy hat | sea holster | sebaceous shield | sentient meat mass |
sequined fez | Shagadelic Disco Banjo | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | Sheila Take a Crossbow | shin gourds | shuddersword |
sicksilver spurs | simple AI | six-rainbow shield | slicksilver spurs | smoldering staff | soup-chucks |
soylent staff | space beast fur hat | space beast fur pants | space beast fur whip | spiky turtle helmet | spiky turtle shield |
spiky turtle shoulderpads | Spirit Precipice | sponge helmet | spongy shield | square sponge pants | squeaky staff |
Squeezebox of the Ages | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | staph of homophones | starchy crossbow | starchy staff |
starchy sword | Stick-Knife of Loathing | sticky meat kilt (female) | sticky meat kilt (male) | sticky meat pants | sticky meat skirt |
styrofoam crossbow | styrofoam staff | styrofoam sword | Super Magic Power Sword X | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | sword of static |
tail o' nine cats | teflon shield | teflon spatula | teflon swim fins | thicksilver spurs | ticksilver spurs |
tighty whiteys | time helmet | time sword | time trousers | tortoboggan shield | Treads of Loathing |
Tropical Crimbo Hat | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | Tropical Crimbo Sword | tuxedo shirt | velcro boots | velcro broadsword |
velcro paddle ball | velcro shield | Vicar's Tutu | villainous scythe | vinyl boots | vinyl shield |
white belt | white snakeskin duster | white whip | wicksilver spurs | wiffle-flail | Work is a Four Letter Sword |
yak anorak | yak toupee | yak whip | yakskin buckler | yakskin kilt | yakskin pants |
yakskin skirt | zombie dinosaur egg |
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auxiliary backbone | balloon helmet | balloon monkey | balloon shield | balloon sword | ballpark hot daub |
bark beret | bark boxers | bark bracelet | Bonestabber | BRICKO airship | BRICKO bat |
BRICKO cathedral | BRICKO elephant | BRICKO gargantuchicken | BRICKO hat | BRICKO octopus | BRICKO ooze |
BRICKO oyster | BRICKO pants | BRICKO pyramid | BRICKO python | BRICKO sword | BRICKO turtle |
BRICKO vacuum cleaner | cane-mail pants | cane-mail shirt | celestial au jus | celestial carrot juice | celestial olive oil |
celestial squid ink | clingfilm cap | clingfilm slippers | clingfilm tangle | clingfilm trousers | crystal skeleton vodka |
double-ice box | double-ice britches | double-ice cap | duct tape buckler | duct tape dockers | duct tape fedora |
duct tape shirt | duct tape sword | duct tape wallet | eldritch concentrate | eldritch extract | eldritch rub |
eldritch tincture | extra-large palm-frond toupee | fire | foot-long hot daub | gauze hammock | gauze shorts |
honey dipper | honey mead | honeybritches | honeycap | honeypot | hot daub bun |
hot daub stand | jar of oil | large pile of sand (grains) | large pile of sand (piles) | large pile of sand (small piles) | Lazybones™ recliner |
lemon drop trousers | lemon party hat | lemon shirt | mummy mask | oil cap | oil lamp |
oil pan | oil slacks | oily boid | palm-frond capris | palm-frond cloak | palm-frond fan |
palm-frond net | palm-frond whip | paperclip cape | paperclip pants | paperclip sproinger | paperclip turban |
paperclip-on tie | papier-mâché base | papier-mâché bowl | papier-mâché handle | papier-mâché plaque | papier-mâché toothpicks |
papier-mâchéte | papier-mâchaeranthera | papier-mâchine gun | papier-mâchuridars | papier-masque | papier-mitre |
papier-mochi | peppermint crook | peppermint patty | peppermint rhino baby | peppermint twist | pile of sand (grains) |
pile of sand (small piles) | plaid bandage | plaid pocket square | plaid skirt | pottery club | pottery hat |
pottery shield | pottery training pants | pottery yo-yo | really thick bandage | shaking skull | skeletal scabbard |
skeletal skiff | skeleton quiche | skeleton skis | small pile of sand | SMOOCH bracers | SMOOCH breastplate |
SMOOCH codpiece | SMOOCH kneepads | SMOOCH spaulders | smooth velvet bra | smooth velvet hanky | smooth velvet hat |
smooth velvet pants | smooth velvet pocket square | smooth velvet shirt | smooth velvet socks | snailmail breeches | snailmail coif |
snailmail hauberk | snakeskin cowboy hat | snakeskin jacket | snakeskin thighboots | space bar | space heater |
space invader | space needle | sugar bunny | sugar fairy | sweet tooth | tin cup |
tin drum | tin foil | tin lizzie | tin roof (rusted) | tin snips | tin tam |
turtlemail breeches | turtlemail coif | turtlemail hauberk | wax hat | wax pants | wild honey pie |
wumpus-hair bolo | wumpus-hair loincloth | wumpus-hair net | wumpus-hair sweater | wumpus-hair whip | wumpus-hair wig |
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You have consumed 412 of these items and have not yet tried 565.
"caramel" orange | "meat" stick | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti | a dance upon the palate | abominable snowcone |
acceptable bagel | acceptable mayolus | accidental mutton | actual blood sausage | actual tapas | Affirmation Cookie |
agnolotti arboli | Aldebaran sardines | alien meat | alien sandwich | amok pudding | ancient frozen dinner |
ancient unspeakable fruitcake | angel-food cake | angst burger | animal part cracker | antique packet of ketchup | As Jus Gezund Heit |
asparagus lo mein | asparagus stir-fry | astral hot dog | autumn-spice donut | bätzle | babycakes |
bacteria bisque | badass pie | bag of GORF | bag of GORP | bag of QWOP | Baja sopapilla |
baked stuffing | baked veggie ricotta casserole | balaclava baklava | ballroom blintz | banana | banana cream pie |
banana milkshake | banana split | banana-frosted king cake | bar of freeze-dried water | barrel cracker | barrel pickle |
Bash-Ōs cereal | basic hot dog | bat haggis | bat wing kabob | bat wing stir-fry | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie |
bean burrito | bear claw | beautiful soup | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | beefy fish meat | beefy maki |
beefy nigiri | beer basted brat | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | bento box | berries of suffering | Better Than Cuddling Cake |
birthday party jellybean cheesecake | bishop cookie | Black Angus blackburger | black forest cake | black forest ham | black pudding |
blackberry | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | blood roll-up | blood sausage | blood snowcone | blood-soaked sponge cake |
bloodstick | blue velvet cake | blueberry muffin | blueberry-frosted king cake | blunt cat claw | bone broth |
bone meal | boring spaghetti | Boris's bread | Boris's key lime pie | boss brain | Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi |
bowl full of jelly | bowl of Bounty-Os | bowl of cottage cheese | bowl of eyeballs | bowl of fishysoisse | bowl of lucky charms |
bowl of maggots | bowl of mernudo | bowl of mummy guts | bowl of oriole's nest soup | bowl of prescription candy | bowl of rye sprouts |
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | bowl of topioca | bowl of unidentifiable goo | Brain Food Pastaco | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | brains casserole |
bran muffin | bread line | bread man | bread pie | bread roll | breakfast mess |
breakfast miracle | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | brown sugar cane | browser cookie | Brussels Sprout Stir-Fry | buñuelos Jaliscos |
bucket of honey | bunch of square grapes | C.H.U.M. chum | cactus fruit | Calzone of Legend | campfire baked potato |
campfire beans | campfire coffee | campfire hot dog | campfire s'more | campfire stew | can of Adultwitch™ |
can of franks 'n' beans | can of sardines | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | candied lime | candied pecan | candied sweet potatoes |
candied yams | candy cane | candy cane pizza | candy cane surprise | candy carrot | candy carrot cake |
candy kneecapping stick | candy mountain oyster | candy stake | carob brownies | carob chunk cookies | carob chunk noodles |
carob chunks | carrot cake | carrot cake precipice bar | Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza | carton of snake milk | catgut taco |
catsup | caviar carbonara | centipede eggs | chaos popcorn | cheezburger | cherry |
cherry pie | Children's Meal of the Damned | chilly dog | Choco-Mint patty | chocolate "Phoenix" | chocolate chip muffin |
chocolate Ogre Chieftain | chocolate Spider Queen | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | chocolate-frosted king cake | chocomotive | chorizo brownies |
chorizo taco | ciliophora chowder | cinnamon cannoli | Cinnamon Nutrition Block | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | club sandwich |
cob of corn | cocktail onion | cocoa eggshell fragment | cold hi mein | cold mashed potatoes | congratulatory cake |
consummate bacon | consummate bagel | consummate baked potato | consummate brownie | consummate cheese slice | consummate cold cuts |
consummate corn chips | consummate egg salad | consummate frankfurter | consummate french fries | consummate fried egg | consummate hard-boiled egg |
consummate hot dog bun | consummate ice cream | consummate meatloaf | consummate melted cheese | consummate salad | consummate salsa |
consummate sauerkraut | consummate sliced bread | consummate sorbet | consummate soup | consummate sour cream | consummate steak |
consummate strawberries | consummate toast | consummate whipped cream | cookie cookie | Cool Brunch Pastaco | cool cat claw |
cool jelly donut | cool mint precipice bar | cool mushroom | cool mushroom casserole | corned beet | corned-beef Reuben |
crabsicle | cranberries | cranberry cylinder | crappy brain | Crazy Dragon Shogun Buddha Roll | crazy little Turkish delight |
cream of chloroplasts | cream of pointy mushroom soup | creamsicle | Crepes a la Lune | CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins | CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel |
CRIMBCOIDS mints | CRIMBCOLOAF | Crimbo dinner | Crimbo food scraps | Crimbo pie | Crimbo salad |
Crimboysters Rockefeller | crudles | cup of lukewarm tea | cupcake-in-a-cup | cursed black pearl onion | cursed sea biscuit |
custard pie | D roll | dead lights pie | dead meat bun | decent brain | Deep Dish of Legend |
dehydrated caviar | delicious noodles | delicious salad | delicious spicy noodles | delicious star salad | delicious swamp muck |
deluxe layer cake | denastified haunch | desiccated apricot | devil dog | devil hair pasta | devil's-food cake |
deviled egg | diabolic pizza | digital key lime pie | dinner roll | Dinsey food-cone | dire fudgesicle |
Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit | disco biscuit | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | dragon snaps | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket |
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | Dreadsylvanian stew | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | drippy caviar |
drippy nugget | drippy plum (?) | drive-thru burger | druidic s'more | dwarf bread | eagle's milk |
edible alien plant bit | eggwater | eldritch mushroom | eldritch mushroom pizza | Eldritch snap | electric Kool-Aid |
elf army field rations | elfin shortbread | elven limbos gingerbread | elven hardtack | enchanted bean burrito | Energy Buzz Pastaco |
ent cider | enticing mayolus | escargotsicle | Every Day is Like This Sundae | evil boring spaghetti | evil delicious noodles |
evil delicious spicy noodles | evil painful penne pasta | evil ravioli della hippy | evil spicy noodles | exotic jungle fruit | expired can of franks 'n' beans |
expired MRE | extra-flat panini | extra-greasy slider | extra-toasted half sandwich | fancy beef jerky | fancy canapés |
FantasyRealm turkey leg | FDKOL hotcakes | festive sausage | Fettris | Fettucini épines Inconnu | Fettucini Inconnu |
fiery wing | filet of The Fish | fine aged cheddarwurst | fire crackers | fire-roasted lake trout | fireman's lunch |
fishcake | fishy fish | fishy fish casserole | fishy fish lasagna | flaming mushroom | flan del mar |
flavorless gruel | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | flour cookie | flower petal pie | foie gras | forbidden danish |
forbidden sausage | fortune cookie | frat brats | freightcake | fricasseed brains | frozen banquet |
frozen danish | frozen mushroom | frozen tofu pop | fruit-stuffed rumcake | fruitcake | fudge bunny |
fudgesicle | fusilli marrownarrow | fusillocybin | gallon of milk | Genalen™ Bottle | ghost cucumber |
ghost dog | ghost pepper | ghostly ectoplasm | ghuol egg | ghuol egg quiche | ghuol guolash |
ghuol-ear kabob | giant grain of protein powder | giant green gummi bear | giant heirloom grape tomato | giant marshmallow | giant red gummi bear |
giant yellow gummi bear | Gingerborg Hive | gingerbread bugbear | gingerbread horror | gingerbread massacre | gingerbread mug |
gingerbread mutant bugbear | Gingerbread Nutrition Block | gingerbread nylons | gingerbread pirate | gingerbread robot | gingerbread stir-fry |
glass of baboon milk | glass of goat's milk | glass of raw eggs | glistening fish meat | glistening maki | glistening nigiri |
glob of cream cheese | gloomy black mushroom | glowing fungus | gnat lasagna | gnatloaf | gnatloaf casserole |
Gnocchetti di Nietzsche | goat cheese | goat cheese pizza | goat cheese taco | good brain | good guava |
gooey lava globs | government cheese | gr8ps | grapefruit | grapes | green and red bean |
green bean casserole | green drunki-bear | green hamhock | green-iced sweet roll | grilled cheese sandwich | grilled mooseflank |
Grimdrop Chow Mein | Grimgerbread House | grog nuts | grue egg omelette | guffin | guilty sprout |
gumdrop chow mein | gunky chicken | gunpowder burrito | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | half double fruitcake | Halibut Alfredo |
ham steak | hambrosier | hamburger | hamlet sandwich | hand-crafted candy cane | handful of nuts and berries |
handful of walnuts | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | hardboiled egg | haunted cherry pie | haunted Hell ramen | haunted orange |
haunted pizza | heart-Shaped candy whetstone | Hell broth | Hell ramen | herb brownies | herbal stuffing |
hibiscus petal | Hide-rox™ cookie | high-calorie sugar substitute | hippy herbal tea | holiday cheese log | honey bun of Boris |
honey-dew | honey-drenched ham slice | hot buttered roll | hot date | hot hi mein | hot wing |
huge Crimbo cookie | humble pie | Humpty Dumplings | hunter brain | hushed puppy | ice cream sandwich |
ice harvest | ice rice | iceberg lettuce | idiot brain | igloo pie | imitation White Russian |
immaculate egg salad sandwich | immaculate grilled cheese | immaculate hot dog | immaculate ice cream sandwich | incredible pizza | initiative shawarma |
insanely spicy bean burrito | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | irradiated candy cane | It Came From Beyond Dessert | Jarlsberg's key lime pie |
Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | java cookie | jawbruiser | jerky coins | jive turkey leg | jumbo Dr. Lucifer |
jumbo olive | jumping bean burrito | jumping bean taco | jumping horseradish | jungle floor wax | juniper berries |
junk food | junkyard dog | karma shawarma | ketchup | king cookie | kiwi |
knight cookie | Knob jelly donut | knob ka-bobs | Knob lo mein | Knob mushroom | Knob nuts |
Knob pasty | Knob sausage | Knob sausage stir-fry | Knob shroomkabob | Knob stir-fry | Knob stroganoff |
Knob stuffed shells | Knoll lo mein | Knoll mushroom | Knoll shroomkabob | Knoll stir-fry | knuckle sandwich |
Kudzu salad | kumquat | lab-grown meat | large cocoa eggshell fragment | laser-broiled pear | lava cake |
leafy browns | leftover canapés | leftover pasty | leftovers | leftovers sandwich | lemon |
lemon meringue pie | lemon popsicle | libertagliatelle | licorice garrote | lihc eye pie | lime |
limp broccoli | linguini immondizia bianco | linguini of the sea | liquid bread | liver and let pie | liver popsicle |
Loaded Baked Potato | loaf of alien bread | loaf of soda bread | Lobster qua Grill | long pork casserole | long pork chop sandwiches |
long pork lasagna | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | Lucky Surprise Egg | Ludovico Pastaco | magical baguette | magical sausage |
mana curds | mana-basted tofurkey leg | mana-coated yams | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | Manetwich |
maple syrup | mashed potatoes | mayam spinach | meatball | Medical Pastaco | menudo |
menudo ravioli | meteoreo | mime army rations | mince pie | mind flayer corpse | mineapple |
mini kiwi | mini kiwi digitized cookies | Miserable Pie | mixed wildflower greens | mole molé | Moon Pie |
moose chocolate | moosemeat pie | Mornington crescent roll | mouth-watering mayolus | Mr. Burnsger | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster |
muffled muffuletta | mugcake | mulberry | mushroom filet | mushroom pizza | nachos of the night |
nailswurst | nanite-infested candy cane | nanite-infested fruitcake | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | natto pocky | nega-mushroom |
neutron lollipop | New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | nutty organic salad | occult jelly donut | oily golden mushroom |
ojo de pez burrito | old chum | oldcake | olive | olive lo mein | olive stir-fry |
Omega Sundae | one with everything | optimal dog | orange | orange popsicle | overcookie |
P.B.L.T. | packet of beer nuts | packet of tofurkey gravy | painful penne pasta | papaya | papaya taco |
party platter for one | pat of butter | pawn cookie | PB&BP | PB&J with the crusts cut off | peach |
peach pie | pear | pear tart | peaza | pecan pie | peche a la frog |
penguin focaccia bread | peppermint donut | Peppermint Nutrition Block | peppermint patty | peppermint tack | perfect breakfast |
perfect chef salad | perfect sandwich | personalized birthday cake | pestopiary | Pete's rich ricotta | Pete's wiley whey bar |
petit 4.1 | petit fortran | philosopher's scone | phish stick | pickled bread | pickled egg |
pie man was not meant to eat | piece of cake | piece of wedding cake | pigeon egg | pineapple slab | pink slime |
piping organ pie | pixel banana | pixel bread | pixel lemon | Pizza of Legend | plain bagel |
plain calzone | plain candy cane | plain pizza | plain snowcone | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans |
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans |
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | plum | plumber's lunch | pointy mushroom | poisonous caviar |
popcorn | popular tart | poutine | powdered donut | pr0n cocktail | pr0n m4nic0tti |
pr0n stir-fry | pr0n taco | prescription noodles | primitive alien salad | primitive candy cane | protein paste |
pumpkin pie | purple pixel pie | queen cookie | questionable taco | rack of dinosaur ribs | radio button candy |
Rainbow Spider Fun Roll | raisin | raspberry | rat appendix kabob | rat appendix stir-fry | rat scrapple |
ratatouille de Jarlsberg | ratini | ravioli della hippy | raw bread | raw cranberry sauce | raw gravy |
raw green beans | raw mincemeat | raw potato | raw stuffing | raw sweet potato | raw turkey |
red drunki-bear | Red Herring Velvet Cake | red velvet cake | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | ridiculous sandwich | roasted duck |
roasted marshmallow | roasted vegetable focaccia | roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg | robin flan | rocky road ice cream | rook cookie |
root beer | rotting beefsteak | royal jelly | royal jelly taco | rum-soaked fruitcake | s'more |
S.T.L.T. | salacious crumbs | salt plum | salted mutton | sandwich of the gods | sausage pizza |
sausage without a cause | sausage wonton | savage macho dog | savoy truffle | sea avocado | sea blueberry |
sea broccoli | sea carrot | sea cauliflower | sea cucumber | sea honeydew | sea lychee |
sea persimmon | sea radish | sea tangelo | sea truffle | seared dino steak | shadow bread |
shadow hot dog | shadow sausage | shadowy cat claw | sheet cake | shells a la shellfish | shoo-fish pie |
shoots and leaves | shrapnel jelly donut | shushed potatoes | single-serving herbal stuffing | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | skeleton quiche |
skewered cat appendix | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | Skully's hot chocolate | sleazy hi mein | sleeping dog | slice of pizza |
slick fish meat | slick maki | slick nigiri | slimy sweetbreads | sly dog | smashed danish |
smelted roe | SMOOCH soda | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | snow berries | snow crab | Sogg-Os |
soylent red and green | space chowder | space jam toast | spagecialetti | spaghetti breakfast | spaghetti con calaveras |
spaghetti with ghost balls | Spaghetti with Moonballs | Spaghetti with Skullheads | Spam Witch sammich | spectral pickle | spicy bean burrito |
spicy enchanted bean burrito | spicy jumping bean burrito | spicy mushroom quesadilla | spicy noodles | spiritual candy cane | spiritual fruitcake |
spiritual gingerbread | sponge cake | spooky hi mein | spooky lo mein | spooky mushroom | spooky shroomkabob |
spooky stir-fry | Spooky Surprise Egg | square CRIMBCOOKIE | squirmy violent party snack | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | stale baguette |
stale Cheer-E-Os | stalk of asparagus | standard-issue cupcake | star key lime pie | star pop | steamed oyster |
steel lasagna | stinky hi mein | stinky mushroom | stolen sushi | stomach turnover | strawberry |
strawberry pie | strawberry popsicle | Strix stix | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | stuffed spooky mushroom | stunt nuts |
sublime deluxe hot dog | sublime nachos | sublime stew | succulent marrow | sugarplum ration | suggestive strozzapreti |
sun-dried tofu | sundae ration | super good fruit | super ka-bob | super salad | swamp haunch |
swedish massage fish | sweet party mix | sweet roll Alabama | t8r tots | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco |
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | tainted milk | tangerine | tasty tart | tea for one | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot |
temperance whiskey | tempura avocado | tempura broccoli | tempura carrot | tempura cauliflower | tempura cucumber |
tempura green and red bean | tempura radish | thanksgiving turkey | The Plumber's mushroom stew | They liver popsicle | This Charming Flan |
three-tiered wedding cake | throbbing organ pie | thyme jelly donut | Tiger-lily's milk | tin cup of mulligan stew | tin of submardines |
tin rations | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | toast | toast with cold jelly | toast with hot jelly | toast with jam |
toast with sleaze jelly | toast with spooky jelly | toast with stench jelly | toasted brie | tobiko pocky | toe jam toast |
tofu casserole | tofu stir-fry | tofu taco | tofu wonton | tofurkey gravy | tofurkey leg |
tofurkey nugget | tomato | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | toxo | traditional Crimbo cookie | traffic jam toast |
transparent nog | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | Trollhouse cookies | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | turkish mostaccioli |
Turnip and Rutabaga Pie | turtle soup | twigs and gravel | Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich | ultra-deluxe cupcake | ultrafondue |
unappetizing mayolus | uncooked chorizo | unfinished fruitcake | unfortunate dumplings | unidentifiable dried fruit | unidentified jerky |
uninteresting mayolus | Ur-Donut | urinal cake | Valentine's Day cake | vampire cake | vampire chowder |
vanilla-frosted king cake | Vegas Volcano Lava Roll | very hot lunch | video games hot dog | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | void burger |
VYKEA meatballs | waffle | walrus ice cream | warbear feasting bread | warbear gyro | warbear thermoregulator bread |
warbear warrior bread | warm gravy | warm mushroom | warm war shawarma | wasabi pocky | water log |
watermelon | wax pancake | wedge of gray cheese | weird gazelle steak | wet dog | wet stew |
wet tack | whalecake | whalesteak | wheel of camembert | whirled peas | white chocolate and tomato pizza |
white chocolate chip brownies | white chocolate chip cookies | white chocolate chips | White Citadel burger | White Citadel fries | white rice |
whole roasted chicken | whole turkey leg | wild honey pie | witch's bread | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | Xiblaxian ultraburrito |
yam | yam and swiss | yam burrito | yam candy | yam mayo | yam slider |
Yeg's Motel pillow mint | yellow drunki-bear | yellow matter custard | yule gruel | [experimental crimbo food] |
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1950 Vampire Vintner wine | 5-hour acrimony | A little sump'm sump'm | acceptable vodka | Accidental cider | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot |
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | adequate rum | Afternoon Delight | Agitated Turkey | Alewife™ Ale | Ambitious Turkey |
Amnesiac Ale | An evil little sump'm sump'm | Antarctic Ice Tea | antique beer | Around the world | artisanal limoncello |
asbestos thermos | astral pilsner | Aura Libre | AutumnFest ale | Aye Aye | Aye Aye, Captain |
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | backwoods screwdriver | bad rum and good cola | Banana daiquiri | bark rootbeer | barrel-aged eggnog |
barrel-aged martini | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | Barulio's bottle | basic martini | beaver punch (cherry) | beaver punch (papaya) |
beaver punch (peach) | beavermouth | Bee's Knees | Beertini | beery blood | Beignet Milgranet |
Berry-infused sake | Bilge wine | Black & tan | Black and Tan and Red All Over | black brandy | Black Hole |
Blackfly Chardonnay | Blended frozen swill | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | blood and blood | Blood Light | blood-red mushroom wine |
Bloody beer | bloody kiwitini | Bloody mary | Bloody Nora | Bodyslam | Boilermaker |
Bologna Lambic | bone aperitif | Bone's Farm "wine" | boot flask | booze-soaked cherry | Bordeaux Marteaux |
Boris's beer | bottle of Amontillado | bottle of Bloodweiser | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | Bottle of Calcutta Emerald | bottle of Chateau de Vinegar |
Bottle of cooking sherry | bottle of Crimbognac | bottle of dark rhum | Bottle of Definit | Bottle of Domesticated Turkey | bottle of drinkin' gas |
bottle of Evermore | bottle of extra-dark rhum | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | bottle of fruity "wine" | Bottle of gin | bottle of Greedy Dog |
Bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | bottle of Lambada Lambic | bottle of laundry sherry | Bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | bottle of norwhiskey | bottle of Old Pugilist |
Bottle of Ooze-O | Bottle of peppermint schnapps | Bottle of Pete's Sake | Bottle of Pinot Renoir | Bottle of popskull | bottle of Professor Beer |
bottle of Race Car Red | bottle of Rapier Witbier | Bottle of realpagne | Bottle of rum | Bottle of sake | bottle of Sanguiovese |
bottle of sea wine | Bottle of sewage schnapps | Bottle of single-barrel whiskey | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | Bottle of tequila | Bottle of vodka |
Bottle of whiskey | bottle of wine | Boulevardier cocktail | Bowl of Scorpions | Boxed champagne | Boxed wine |
Braincracker sweet | breaded beer | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | broberry brogurt | brocolate brogurt | bucket of wine |
Bungle in the jungle | Bustle Hustler | Buttery Boy | Buttery Knob | buzzing mushroom wine | cabooze |
Caipifruta | Caipiranha | Calle de miel | calle de miel with a fly in it | can of Brütalbräu | can of Drooling Monk |
can of Impetuous Scofflaw | Can of Swiller | can of the cheapest beer | Candicaine | Candy Alexander | Candycaine |
canteen of eggnog | Canteen of wine | carrot claret | Cement Mixer | Centauri fish wine | Chakra Libre |
chakra-mental wine | Champagne Shimmy | Charleston Choo-Choo | cheap Chinese beer | Cherry bomb | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler |
chocotini | Chunky Mary | Churchill | Cinco Mayo Lager | Citrus Crush wine cooler | Citrus-infused sake |
clear Russian | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | Cobra Bowl | Cold One | Colera Peste Nebbiolo | complex mushroom wine |
Cool mushroom wine | Corpse Island iced tea | Corpse on the beach | Corpsebite | Corpsedriver | Corpsetini |
cranberry margarita (brackish) | cranberry schnapps | Crazymaker | Cream stout | CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute | CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour |
CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps | CRIMBCO wine | Crimbo Saketini | Crimbojito | Crimboku Drop | Crimbosmopolitan |
Crimbow Rainbo | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | Cruelty-free wine | crystal skeleton vodka | CSA cheerfulness ration | CSA scoutmaster's "water" |
cup of "tea" | Cup of primitive beer | Cursed bottle of black-label rum | Cursed bottle of rum | Cursed Punch | Cyder |
Dad's brandy | Dark & Starry | Das Sauerlager | day-old beer | Decanter of fine Scotch | Desert Island Iced Tea |
Dew yoana lei | Dew yoana salacious lei | Dinsey Whinskey | dirt julep | Dirty martini | Disappointed Russian |
discocktail | Distilled fortified wine | Divine | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | Doc's Fortifying Wine | Doc's Limbering Wine |
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | Doc's Smartifying Wine | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | double entendre | Doublepunchplanter | Drac & Tan |
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | dream of a dog |
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | drippy pilsner | drive-by shooting | Drunken Astrophysicist | Drunken Neurologist | Drunken Philosopher |
Dry martini | Dry vodka martini | Ducha de oro | DUFRESNE Suds | Dump Truck | dusty bottle of blood |
Dusty bottle of Marsala | Dusty bottle of Merlot | Dusty bottle of Muscat | Dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | Dusty bottle of Port | Dusty bottle of Zinfandel |
Earth and Firewater | Earth, Wind and Firewater | Ecto-Cooler | Ecto-nog | Eggnog | Eggnogtini |
eighth plague | eldritch distillate | eldritch elixir | eldritch extract | Electric Punch | electric snakebite |
elemental caipiroska | Elven cellocello | Elven moonshine | elven squeeze | emergency margarita | En Una Fila Tequila |
Especially salty dog | Event Horizon | Evil ducha de oro | Evil horizontal tango | Evil roll in the hay | executive mime flask |
expensive champagne | Expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | Extra-slimy Slimosa | Extra-spicy bloody mary | extremely slippery nipple | Eye and a Twist |
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor | Fantasma en la Máquina | FantasyRealm mead | Fauna Libre | Feliz Navidad | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel |
Fermented honey | Fine wine | firemilk | Firewater | fishelada | Flamin' Whatshisname |
Flaming Caipiranha | Flaming Crimbo Log | Flaming Knob | Flaming Mohobo | Flaming mushroom wine | Flaming Sazerorc |
Flask of Amontillado | flask of egggrog | flask of moonshine | flask of port | flat cider | Flat mushroom wine |
Flivver | Flute of flat champagne | Flying Caipiranha | Fog Murderer | Fortified Eggnog Slurry | fountain 'soda' |
French bronilla brogurt | Friendly Turkey | Fromage Pinotage | Fruity girl swill | Fuzzbump | Fuzzy Tentacle |
gamma nog | Gets-You-Drunk | Ghiaccio Colada | ghost beer | Giant glass of brandy | Gibson |
Gimlet | Gin | gin and ginger | Gin and Herring | Gin and tonic | Gin Mint |
gin-soaked blotter paper | ginger beer | gingerbread wine | glass of "milk" | glass of bourbon | glass of drippy wine |
glass of herbal tequila | Gloomy mushroom wine | Gnollish sangria | Gnomish sagngria | Go-Wassail | Gold Velvet™ whiskey |
Golden Mean | Gordon Bennett | Grasshopper | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | Great old fashioned | Great Older Fashioned |
Green beer | Green Burlap | green eggnog | Green Giant | Green Manalishi | Green Muslin |
Green Velvet | Grimacider | Grimacite Bock | Grog | Grogtini | gunner's daughter |
hacked gibson | haunted bottle of vodka | haunted eggnog | haunted gimlet | haunted martini | Haymaker |
hell in a bucket | Herring Daiquiri | Herring Wallbanger | Herringcello | Herringtini | Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel |
high-end ginger wine | Highest Bitter | hipster cocktail | Hodgman's blanket | honey mead | Horizontal tango |
Horseradish-infused Vodka | Hot Buttered Rum | Hot choculate | hot mint schnocolate | Hot Socks | Hot toady |
hot watered rum | hot wine | Humanitini | Hundred Headed IPA | Ice Island Long Tea | ice porter |
ice wine | Ice-cold fotie | Ice-cold Sir Schlitz | Ice-cold Willer | iced plum wine | Icy mushroom wine |
Imp Ale | improved martini | Infinitesimal IPA | Irish Coffee, English Heart | Ish Kabibble | Island Hurricane |
Island Landslide | Island Thunderstorm | Isotope Nog | Jack-O-Lantern beer | Jackhammer | Jamaican coffee |
Jar of fermented pickle juice | Jar of squeeze | Jeppson's Malort | Jerkitini | jug of booze | Jungle Juice |
junk yard | Kamicorpse-ee | Knob mushroom wine | Knoll mushroom wine | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | large tankard of ale |
lavawater | Le Roi | legitimate business on the beach | Lemonade-235 | literal grasshopper | Locust |
Lollipop Drop | London frog | low tide martini | Lucky Lindy | Lumbering jack | Lumineux Limnio |
Lychee chuhai | Mad Train wine | Mae West | Mae West with a fly in it | magnum of fancy champagne | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir |
Mandarina colada | mandarina colada with a fly in it | Margarita | Marltini | marshmallow bomb | marshmallow flambé |
Martini | martiny | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | meadeorite | mediocre lager |
Melon-infused sake | Melted Jell-o shot | mentholated wine | mid-level medieval mead | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | mime army wine |
Mimosette | mini kiwi intoxicating spirits | mini kiwitini | mini-martini | Mint Yulep | Miss Graves' Vermouth |
missing wine | Mohobo | Mon Tiki | Monkey wrench | moonberry wine cooler | Moons-shine |
Moonshine Mohobo | Moonthril Schnapps | More Humanitini than Humanitini | moreltini | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | morning dew |
Morto Moreto | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | mourning wine | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | mulled berry wine | mulled blood |
Mulled cider | mulled hobo wine | mulled wine | Murderer's Punch | Muschat | mushroom whiskey |
Mutagin 'n' Tonic | Mysterious Island iced tea | Mysterious Stranger | Nachojito | Nanite-infested eggnog | natto-infused sake |
neg grog | nega-mushroom wine | Neuromancer | New Zealand iced tea | Newark | nice warm beer |
Nog-on-the-Cob | non-aged vinegar | nothingtini | Ocean motion | officer's nog | Oh, the Humanitini |
Oil Nog | Oily mushroom wine | Old-fashioned | old-school pirate grog | Oopsie IPA | Oozenog |
open sauce | Orangemageddon wine cooler | Oreille Divisée brandy | Over Easy Rider | overpowering mushroom wine | overpriced "imported" beer |
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | painting of a glass of wine | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | Papaya sling | Papaya slung | Parisian cathouse |
party beer bomb | passable stout | peasco sour | Pebblebräu | perfect cosmopolitan | perfect dark and stormy |
perfect mimosa | perfect negroni | perfect old-fashioned | perfect paloma | Perpendicular hula | perpendicular hula with a fly in it |
Petite Porter | Phil Collins | Phlegethon | Phonus Balonus | Pink pony | piscatini |
pixel beer | pixel daiquiri | pixel whiskey | Plague of Locusts | plain old beer | plastic cup of beer |
Plum wine | Pointy mushroom wine | premium malt liquor | primitive alien booze | Prussian cathouse | prussian cathouse with a fly in it |
Psychotic Train wine | pumpkin beer | punch-drunk punch | Punchplanter | Purple corpsel | Quaatorade™ |
R'lyeh | Rabbit punch | Racisto Ruidoso | Radberry Rip wine cooler | Ralph IX cognac | Ram's Face Lager |
red ale | red and white claret | Red Dwarf | red red wine | red rum | Red Russian |
red white and blue claret | Red-headed corpse | red-hot boilermaker | Redrum | regular-size brogurt | reverse Tantalus |
ridiculous cocktail | robin nog | rocket fuel | Rockin' wagon | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | rodeo whiskey |
Roll in the hay | Rompedores de Fantasmas | Rum and cola | runny fermented egg | Russian Ice | Sacramento wine |
Saison du Lune | Salacious lychee chuhai | Salacious screwdiver | Salinated mint julep | salt plum sake | Salty dog |
Salty slug | Sangria | Sangria de Menthe | Sangria del diablo | Sazerorc | Sazuruk-hai |
Scorpion Bowl | scotch on the rocks | Scrawny Stout | Screwdiver | Screwdriver | Sexy Cosmo |
shadow fluid | shadow martini | shadow venom | Sham champagne | shining goblet | Shot of blackberry schnapps |
Shot of flower schnapps | Shot of grapefruit schnapps | Shot of Kardashian Gin | shot of mescal | Shot of nepenthe schnapps | Shot of orange schnapps |
Shot of peach schnapps | Shot of pear schnapps | Shot of rotgut | Shot of the Living Dead | Shot of tomato schnapps | shot of wasp venom |
shroomtini | Siberian sunrise | Silver Bullet beer | Simepore slime | single entendre | single swig of vodka |
Sizzling Sinner | Skull Punch | slap and slap again | Slap and tickle | slap and tickle with a fly in it | Slimebite |
Slimosa | Slimy fermented bile bladder | Slip 'n' slide | Slippery Knob | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire |
Sloppy Jalopy | Slug of rum | Slug of shochu | Slug of vodka | smooth mushroom wine | Smuggler's Punch |
snakebite | Snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | Sockdollager | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | soilzerac | Sourfinger |
Southern yam | soy cordial | soyburger juice | space port | space wine | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne |
Spiced rum | Spicy Hot Chocolate | spiritual eggnog | splendid martini | Spooky eggnog | Spooky mushroom wine |
stale cheer wine | stealth bomber | Steamboat | Steel margarita | stepmom's booze | stinkwater |
Stinky mushroom wine | Strawberry daiquiri | Strawberry wine | Strikes Again Bigmouth | Strong, Silent Type | Suffering Sinner |
super-size brogurt | Supernova Champagne | Suppurating Sinner | Swedish coffee | sweet potato o' mine | sweet potato punch |
swirling mushroom wine | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | Tangarita | tangarita with a fly in it | tankard of ale | Temps Tempranillo |
Teqiwila | Teqiwila slammer | Tequila sunrise | Tequila sunset | Tequila with training wheels | Tequiz Navidad |
The Cooler Out of Space | The Mad Liquor | Thermos full of Knob coffee | thermos of "whiskey" | Third Base | Thistle wine |
Thriller Ice | tobiko-infused sake | Tomato daiquiri | Transylvania Sling | TRIO cup of beer | Tropical swill |
Turtle Bowl | twice-haunted screwdriver | two meat muck | Typical Tavern swill | unflavored wine cooler | unidentified drink |
unnamed cocktail | unquiet spirits | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | used beer | vampagne | Velvet Veil |
very fancy whiskey | Vesper | vintage smart drink | Vodka and cranberry | Vodka and tonic | vodka barracuda |
Vodka Dog | Vodka gibson | Vodka martini | Vodka Matryoshka | vodka stinger | Vodka stratocaster |
void lager | VYKEA mead | warbear bearserker mead | warbear blizzard mead | warbear feasting mead | wasabi-infused sake |
Water purification pills | wax booze | Wet Russian | Whiskey and cola | Whiskey and soda | Whiskey bittersweet |
whiskey in a broken glass | Whiskey sour | whiskey squeeze | White Canadian | white Dreadsylvanian | White Hyborian |
White lightning | white wine | White Xanadian | White-label gin | Wine spritzer | world's most unappetizing beverage |
Wrecked Generator | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | yam martini | Ye Olde Meade | Yellow brick road | yule grog |
Zmobie | zombie | Zoodriver | [experimental crimbo booze] |
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