	Volleychaun	Fairychaun
2005	Cheshire Bitten	coffee sprite
2006	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	calm attention-deficit demon
2007	nervous tick egg	jitterbug larva
2008	unemployed hunchbacked minion	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
2009	uniclops egg	passed-out psychedelic bear
2010	hungover chauvinist pig	perfectly ordinary frog
2011	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	sleeping piano cat
2012	The Groose in the Hoose	The Kloop in the Coop
2013	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	dreaming Jung man
2014	praying Grim Brother	hibernating Grimstone Golem
2015	golden monkey statuette	Professor of Spelunkology

	Item	Type
2016	basking robin	Fairyball
2017	hopeful candle	Fairyball
2018	kerosene-soaked skip	Fairywhelp
2019	elf sleeper agent	Fairyball
2020	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	Accessory
2021	fresh can of paint	Shirt
2022	mint condition magnifying glass	Off-hand
2023	unoccupied sheep suit	Fairyball
2024	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	Eudora
2025	CyberRealm keycode	Content unlocker
2026	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	Accessory

Jick's Mom and Janet's Merchandise Table

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Cocktailcrafting

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a little sump'm sump'm	an evil little sump'm sump'm	bad rum and good cola	banana daiquiri	beaver punch (cherry)	beaver punch (papaya)
beaver punch (peach)	berry-infused sake	blended frozen swill	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	blood-red mushroom wine	bloody beer (Sir S)
bloody beer (Willer)	bloody mary	Bloody Nora	bodyslam	boilermaker	bottle of drinkin' gas
bottle of gin	bottle of rum	bottle of sake	bottle of Sanguiovese	bottle of tequila	bottle of vodka
bottle of whiskey	boxed wine	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	bungle in the jungle	Buttery Boy	buzzing mushroom wine
caipifruta	calle de miel	calle de miel with a fly in it	carrot claret	cherry bomb	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler
chocotini	Churchill	Citrus Crush wine cooler	citrus-infused sake	Cobra Bowl	complex mushroom wine
cool mushroom wine	Crimbojito	Crimbow Rainbo	dew yoana lei	dew yoana salacious lei	dirt julep
dirty martini	Divine	double entendre	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	Dreadsylvanian grimlet
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	drive-by shooting	dry martini	dry vodka martini	ducha de oro
dusty bottle of blood (Marsala)	dusty bottle of blood (Merlot)	dusty bottle of blood (Muscat)	dusty bottle of blood (Pinot Noir)	dusty bottle of blood (Port)	dusty bottle of blood (Zinfandel)
eggnog	eighth plague	eldritch elixir	Electric Punch	elemental caipiroska	especially salty dog
evil ducha de oro	evil horizontal tango	evil roll in the hay	extra-spicy bloody mary	extremely slippery nipple	Feliz Navidad
fine wine	flaming mushroom wine	flat mushroom wine	fruity girl swill	fuzzbump	gamma nog
Ghiaccio Colada	gibson	gimlet	gin and tonic	Gin Mint	gloomy mushroom wine
Gnollish sangria	Gnomish sagngria	Gordon Bennett	great old fashioned	green beer (Sir S)	green beer (Willer)
green drunki-bear	grog	grogtini	gunner's daughter	haunted bottle of vodka	haunted eggnog
haunted gimlet	haunted martini	hell in a bucket	horizontal tango	icy mushroom wine	Irish Coffee, English Heart
Island Hurricane	Island Landslide	Island Thunderstorm	knob mushroom wine	knoll mushroom wine	literal grasshopper
London frog	low tide martini	lumbering jack	lychee chuhai	Mae West	Mae West with a fly in it
mandarina colada	mandarina colada with a fly in it	margarita	martini	melon-infused sake	mentholated wine
mimosette	Mint Yulep	Mon Tiki	monkey wrench	moreltini	morning dew
mulled berry wine	mulled blood	Murderer's Punch	mushroom whiskey	Mysterious Island iced tea	neg grog
nega-mushroom wine	Neuromancer	Newark	nice warm beer	Nog-on-the-Cob	nothingtini
ocean motion	oily mushroom wine	old-fashioned	Orangemageddon wine cooler	overpowering mushroom wine	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
papaya sling	parisian cathouse	peasco sour	pebblebräu (Sir S)	pebblebräu (Willer)	perfect cosmopolitan
perfect dark and stormy	perfect mimosa	perfect negroni	perfect old-fashioned	perfect paloma	perpendicular hula
perpendicular hula with a fly in it	Phil Collins	Phlegethon	pink pony	piscatini	plum wine
pointy mushroom wine	prussian cathouse	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	pumpkin beer	R'lyeh	rabbit punch
Radberry Rip wine cooler	red drunki-bear	Red Russian	red white and blue claret	redrum	reverse Tantalus
robin nog	rockin' wagon	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	roll in the hay	rum and cola (cloaca)	rum and cola (dyspepsi)
Russian Ice	salacious lychee chuhai	salacious screwdiver	salt plum sake	salty dog	sangria
Sangria de Menthe	sangria del diablo	Scorpion Bowl	screwdiver	screwdriver	shot of blackberry schnapps
shot of flower schnapps	shot of grapefruit schnapps	shot of orange schnapps	shot of peach schnapps	shot of pear schnapps	shot of tomato schnapps
shroomtini	Siberian sunrise	Simepore slime	single entendre	skewered cherry	skewered jumbo olive
skewered lime	Skull Punch	slap and slap again	slap and tickle	slap and tickle with a fly in it	slip 'n' slide
smooth mushroom wine	Smuggler's Punch	snakebite	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	soilzerac	Sourfinger
Southern yam	spiced rum	spooky mushroom wine	stealth bomber	Steamboat	stinky mushroom wine
strawberry daiquiri	strawberry wine	Strikes Again Bigmouth	sweet potato o' mine	sweet potato punch	swirling mushroom wine
tangarita	tangarita with a fly in it	teqiwila	teqiwila slammer	tequila sunrise	tequila sunset
tequila with training wheels	Tequiz Navidad	tropical swill	Turtle Bowl	twice-haunted screwdriver	vampagne (carbonated soy milk)
vampagne (Monstar energy beverage)	vesper	vodka and cranberry	vodka and tonic	vodka barracuda	vodka gibson
vodka martini	Vodka Matryoshka	vodka stinger	vodka stratocaster	whiskey and cola (cloaca)	whiskey and cola (dyspepsi)
whiskey and soda	whiskey bittersweet	whiskey sour	whiskey squeeze	white Canadian	White Hyborian
wine spritzer	world's most unappetizing beverage	yam martini	yellow brick road	yellow drunki-bear	yule grog
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3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	acceptable bagel	actual blood sausage (batgut)	actual blood sausage (ratgut)	agnolotti arboli	Alexy sauce
alien sandwich	Arrattabbattabiata	ash soda	asparagus lo mein	asparagus stir-fry	bätzle
baked stuffing	baked veggie ricotta casserole	banana cream pie	banana milkshake	banana smoothie	banana spritzer
bat haggis	bat wing kabob	bat wing stir-fry	bean burrito	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	beer basted brat
bitter pill	blackberry polite	blood roll-up	blood snowcone	blood-soaked sponge cake (filthy poultice)	blood-soaked sponge cake (gauze garter)
bloodstick	boring spaghetti	Boris's beer	Boris's bread	Boris's key lime	Boris's key lime pie
Brain Food Pastaco	brains casserole	bread roll	briny vinegar	Calzone of Legend	candied sweet potatoes
candy carrot cake	carob brownies	carob chunk cookies	carrot cake	catgut taco	cheesy eagle sauce
cherry pie	chitin powder paste	chorizo taco	cocoa egg	cold and sour sauce	cold hi mein
cold wad	cologne of contempt	concentrated cordial of concentration	concoction of clumsiness	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	Cool Brunch Pastaco
cool mushroom casserole	cordial of concentration	cranberry cordial	cranberry cylinder	cream of pointy mushroom soup	cream pie
Crimbo pie	crudles	Deep Dish of Legend	delicious noodles	delicious spicy noodles	deluxe layer cake
denastified haunch	devil hair pasta	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	drug cocktail sauce	eldritch distillate	eldritch essence	eldritch mushroom pizza
enchanted bean burrito	Energy Buzz Pastaco	Every Day is Like This Sundae	evil boring spaghetti	evil delicious noodles	evil delicious spicy noodles
evil eyedrops of the ermine	evil libation of liveliness	evil ointment of the occult	evil painful penne pasta	evil philter of phorce	evil potion of potency
evil ravioli della hippy	evil serum of sarcasm	evil spicy noodles	evil tomato juice of powerful power	eyedrops of newt	eyedrops of the ermine
eyedrops of the ocelot	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	Fettris	fettucini épines Inconnu	fettucini Inconnu
fishy fish	fishy fish casserole	fishy fish lasagna	flask of baconstone juice	flask of hamethyst juice	flask of porquoise juice
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	flower petal pie	fluid of fudge-finding	Formica e Pepe	Frogade	Frutti di Scatoletta
fudgesicle	fusilli marrownarrow	fusillocybin	ghost pickle on a stick	ghostly pickling solution	ghuol egg quiche
ghuol guolash	ghuol-ear kabob	gnat lasagna	gnatloaf	gnatloaf casserole	gnocchetti di Nietzsche
Gnocci Domani	goat cheese pizza	goat cheese taco	good gravy	green bean casserole	grilled cheese sandwich
grue egg omelette	half double fruitcake	haunted cherry pie	haunted Hell ramen	haunted orange	haunted pizza
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	Hell broth	Hell ramen	herb brownies	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	hippy herbal tea
honey bun of Boris	hot and sour sauce	hot hi mein	hot stuffing	hot wad	Humpty Dumplings
illicit fish sauce	insanely spicy bean burrito	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	Jarlsberg's key lime	Jarlsberg's key lime pie
Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	jug of baconstone juice	jug of hamethyst juice	jug of porquoise juice	jumping bean burrito	jumping bean taco
Knob cake	Knob lo mein	Knob sausage stir-fry	Knob shroomkabob	Knob stir-fry	Knob stroganoff
Knob stuffed shells	Knoll lo mein	Knoll shroomkabob	Knoll stir-fry	large cocoa eggshell fragment	lava cake
leftovers sandwich	lemon meringue pie	lemon popsicle	libation of liveliness	libertagliatelle	lihc eye pie
linguini immondizia bianco	linguini of the sea	Linguini Ubriacapa	liver popsicle	loaf of soda bread	long pork casserole
long pork chop sandwiches	long pork lasagna	lotion of coldness	lotion of hotness	lotion of sleaziness	lotion of spookiness
lotion of stench	Lucky Surprise Egg	Ludovico Pastaco	magical baguette	mashed potatoes	Medical Pastaco
menudo	menudo ravioli	milk of magnesium	mince pie	Miserable Pie	moosemeat pie
Mountain Stream gastrique	mushroom pizza	mushroom tea	neutron lollipop	nutty organic salad	oil of expertise
oil of oiliness	oil of slipperiness	oil of stability	ointment of the occult	olive lo mein	olive stir-fry
orange popsicle	Orzo di Riso	oyster sauce	painful penne pasta	papaya taco	papier-mâché glob
papotion of papower	Pasta Grimavera	patent aggression tonic	patent alacrity tonic	patent avarice tonic	patent invisibility tonic
patent preventative tonic	patent sallowness tonic	pea brittle	peach lozenge	peach pie	pear lozenge
pear tart	peaza	pecan pie	perfume of prejudice	Pesto alla Marziano	Pete's rich ricotta
Pete's wiley whey bar	phial of coldness	phial of hotness	phial of sleaziness	phial of spookiness	phial of stench
philter of phorce	pie crust	Pizza of Legend	plain calzone	plain pizza (flat dough)	plain pizza (wad of dough)
plum lozenge	potent potion of potency	potion of potency	potion of temporary gr8ness	pr0n cocktail (catsup)	pr0n cocktail (ketchup)
pr0n m4nic0tti	pr0n stir-fry	pr0n taco	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	pregnant mushroom	pregnant oily golden mushroom
prescription noodles	pressurized potion of perception	pressurized potion of perspicacity	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	pressurized potion of possessiveness	pressurized potion of proficiency
pressurized potion of puissance	pressurized potion of pulchritude	pumpkin pie	rainbow sauce	rat appendix kabob	rat appendix stir-fry
rat scrapple	ratatouille de Jarlsberg	ratini	ravioli della hippy	roasted vegetable focaccia	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
robin flan	rocky road ice cream (baboon)	rocky road ice cream (goat)	royal jelly taco	salamander slurry	Salsa de las Epocas
Salsa Libre	sauce of the ages	sausage pizza	sausage wonton	savory dry noodles	seared dino steak
secret blend of herbs and spices	serum of sarcasm	shells a la shellfish	skewered cat appendix	sleaze wad	sleazy and sour sauce
sleazy fairy gravy	sleazy hi mein	Sneaky Pete's key lime	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	spagecialetti	spaghetti con calaveras
spaghetti with ghost balls	spaghetti with Skullheads	Special™ Sauce	spectral pickle	spicy bean burrito	spicy enchanted bean burrito
spicy jumping bean burrito	spicy mushroom quesadilla	spicy noodles	spooky and sour sauce	spooky glove	spooky hi mein
spooky lo mein	spooky shroomkabob	spooky stir-fry	Spooky Surprise Egg	spooky wad	squirmy violent party snack
St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	standard-issue cupcake	star key lime	star key lime pie	stench and sour sauce	stench wad
stinky hi mein	strawberry pie	strawberry popsicle	stuffed spooky mushroom	suggestive strozzapreti	super ka-bob
super salad	tempura air	tempura avocado	tempura broccoli	tempura carrot	tempura cauliflower
tempura cucumber	tempura green and red bean	tempura radish	thanksgiving turkey	They liver popsicle	This Charming Flan
toast with cold jelly	toast with hot jelly	toast with mixed berry jelly	toast with sleaze jelly	toast with spooky jelly	toast with stench jelly
tofu casserole	tofu stir-fry	tofu taco	tofu wonton	tomato juice of powerful power	Tubetto Gelatto
turkish mostaccioli	ultra-deluxe cupcake	unfortunate dumplings	unfrosted Knob cake	unstable fulminate	unwound clockwork grapefruit
vial of baconstone juice	vial of hamethyst juice	vial of porquoise juice	warm gravy	wet stew	wet stunt nut stew
wet tack	whalecake	white chocolate chip brownies	white chocolate chip cookies	wok lobster	yam burrito
yam mayo	yam slider

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4-d camera	99.44% pure math	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	abridged dictionary	aerated diving helmet	ammonite candy mold
annealed drippy orb	aquamariner's necklace	aquamariner's ring	asshat	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	baconstone earring
baconstone pendant	baconstone ring	baconstone-handled sixgun	badass belt	banana supersucker	bananarama bangle
barrel beryl choker	barrel beryl nose ring	barrel beryl ring	barskin tent	bartender skull	bartender-in-the-box
battery (9-Volt) (AA+AA)	battery (9-Volt) (AAA+D)	battery (AA)	battery (car) (AA+9-Volt)	battery (car) (AAA+lantern)	battery (car) (D+D)
battery (D)	battery (lantern) (AA+D)	battery (lantern) (AAA+9-Volt)	beach glass necklace	beanbag chair	beer goggles
belemnite candy mold	bezoar ring	bitchin' meatcar	blank fudge mold	blessed large box	blue LavaCo Lamp™
bomb of unknown origin	bone rattle	Bonerdagon necklace	box-in-the-box	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	boxing glove on a spring
boxing-glove-in-a-box	brainy skull	buffed alien drugs	burrowgrub hive	candy cane candygram	capped blue lava bottle
capped green lava bottle	capped red lava bottle	carrot-on-a-stick	chaos popcorn	charged magnet	chef skull
chef-in-the-box	chitinous pod	Choker of the Ultragoth	clockwork bartender head	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	clockwork chef head
clockwork chef-in-the-box	clockwork detective skull	clockwork maid	clockwork maid head	clockwork pirate skull	club of corruption
cog and sprocket assembly	cold clusterbomb	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	corrupt club of corruption	corrupted bird DNA	cottage
creepy voodoo doll	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
dark baconstone ring	dark hamethyst ring	dark porquoise ring	decaying wooden oar	detective skull	disembodied smile
doll-eye amulet	dope wheels	double barreled barrel gun	dove DNA	drippy bromide	drippy enzyme
drippy flux	drippy ichor	drippy pigment	drippy salt	dusty animal skull	Earring of Fire
Ellsbury's journal (used)	empty hourglass	enchanted eyepatch	etched hourglass	evil golden arches	eXtreme nose ring
fertilized ghuol egg	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	filigreed hamethyst earring	filigreed hamethyst necklace	filigreed hamethyst ring	Flaskfull of Hollow
floaty rock necklace	full meat tank	furry brown pillow	giant diamond ring	giant fishhook	gnashing teeth
gnatwing earring	gnoll-tooth necklace	Gnollish autoplunger	goat	goblin bone hilt	Golden Light
gooey drippy candy bar	gory drippy orb	government	grass whistle	green LavaCo Lamp™	green marshmallow
groovy prism necklace	gunwale whalegun	hamethyst earring	hamethyst necklace	hamethyst ring	hamethyst-handled sixgun
handful of napalm	handful of split pea soup	Handsome Devil	Harold's hammer	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	heavy metal sonata
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	holiday log	hosed fishbowl	hosed tank	hot clusterbomb	hot daub
hourglass	hovering sombrero	ice skate decoy	ice skate doll	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	Ice-Cold Beer Ring
Ice-Cold Beerring	imbued seal-blubber candle	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	innuendo	insulated gold wire	intragalactic rowboat
kumquartz ring	kumquat supersucker	leaf	lifeless meat doll	lime supersucker	loose blade
Louder Than Bomb	lustrous drippy orb	maid head	makeshift SCUBA gear (hosed fishbowl)	makeshift SCUBA gear (hosed tank)	makeshift yakuza mask
maple leaf	Mark I Steam-Hat	Mark II Steam-Hat	Mark III Steam-Hat	Mark IV Steam-Hat	Mark V Steam-Hat
mass of wriggling tentacles	meat engine	meat face	meat golem	Meat maid	Meat maid body
meat stack	memory of a CA base pair	memory of a CG base pair	memory of a CT base pair	memory of a GT base pair	memory of an AG base pair
memory of an AT base pair	meteorite earring	meteorite necklace	meteorite ring	moon-amber necklace	Mudflap-Girl Earring
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	Mudflap-Girl Ring	murderbot live wire	murderbot mask	murderbot shield unit	murderbot spring injector
murderbot whip	mysterious present	ND	NG	nicksilver ring	ninja pirate zombie robot head
Nose Ring of Putrescence	nothing-in-the-box	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	office-supply crossbow	one-winged stab bat	opium grenade
oyster basket	pair of pearidot earrings	pair of ragged claws	pair of rhinoceros horns	pair of twitching claws	parasitic claw
parasitic headgnawer	parasitic strangleworm	parasitic tentacles	peace-sign necklace	pear supersucker	pearl diver's necklace
pearl diver's ring	Pendant of Fire	Pendant of Gargalesis	peppermint parasol	phat turquoise bracelet	picture of you
pine cone necklace	pirate skull	pirate zombie head	pirate zombie robot head	popcorn	porquoise eyebrow ring
porquoise necklace	porquoise ring	porquoise-handled sixgun	Potion of Heroism	present	pretty bouquet
pulled porquoise earring	pulled porquoise pendant	pulled porquoise ring	pumpkin bomb	pumpkin carriage	Putrid Pendant
quicksilver ring	rainbow bomb	rainbow pearl earring	rainbow pearl necklace	rainbow pearl ring	really really sticky spider web
really sticky spider web	reassembled blackbird	reconstituted crow	red LavaCo Lamp™	rewinged stab bat	Ring of Fire
Ring of the Sewer Snake	roller skate decoy	roller skate doll	rusty metal key	rusty old lantern	s'more gun
sabre-toothed lime cub	salty drippy candy bar	sandpaper	scary death orb	scrap of sticky paper	shark tooth necklace
sicksilver ring	skeleton key	sleaze clusterbomb	slicksilver ring	smoked potsherd	solid baconstone earring
solid baconstone necklace	solid baconstone ring	spooky clusterbomb	spooky scarecrow	spooky staff	sprocket assembly
Staff of Ed (eye)	Staff of Ed (headpiece)	Staff of Ed, almost	stench clusterbomb	strawberry supersucker	strawberyl necklace
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	Talisman o' Namsilat	tambourine	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	the finger	The Joy of Wassailing (used)
The Necbronomicon (used)	The Ring	thicksilver ring	ticksilver ring	tiny black hole	torquoise ring
tourmalime tourniquet	trilobite candy mold	triple barreled barrel gun	Uncle Romulus (used)	Unspeakable Earring	vampire pearl earring
vampire pearl necklace	vampire pearl ring	WA	Wand of Nagamar	wang	wholeberd
wicksilver ring	wings of fire	wriggling tentacle	writhing drippy candy bar	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)

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17-alarm Saucepan	7-inch discus	A Light that Never Goes Out	ancient turtle shell helmet	asbestos crossbow	asbestos helmet turtle
asbestos meat stack	asbestos staff	asbestos sword	baneful bandolier	bar whip	barskin buckler
barskin cloak	barskin hat	barskin loincloth	basic meat crossbow	basic meat fez	basic meat foon
basic meat helmet	basic meat kilt	basic meat pants	basic meat skirt	basic meat spork	basic meat staff
basic meat sword	bat hat	bat whip	bat-ass leather jacket	Belt of Loathing	black belt
black cowboy hat	bow staff	bowlegged pants	bowler	bubble bauble bow	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
bubblewrap crossbow	bubblewrap staff	bubblewrap sword	buffalo blade	can cannon	cardboard box turtle
cardboard crossbow	cardboard staff	cardboard sword	carob cannon	catskin buckler	catskin cap
Chelonian Morningstar	chrome crossbow	chrome helmet turtle	chrome meat stack	chrome staff	chrome sword
clown whip	clown wig	clownskin belt	clownskin buckler	clownskin harness	club of the five seasons
corroded breeches	corrosive cowl	creepy-ass club	Crimbo hat	Crimbo pants	Crimbo sword
Crimbonium fuel rod	curdflinger	demon buckler	demon whip	demon-horned hat	demonskin jacket
demonskin trousers	dense meat crossbow	dense meat staff	dense meat sword	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	depleted Grimacite grappling hook
depleted Grimacite gravy boat	depleted Grimacite hammer	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	depleted Grimacite shinguards	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	diabolical crossbow
dripping meat crossbow (catsup)	dripping meat crossbow (ketchup)	dripping meat staff (catsup)	dripping meat staff (ketchup)	dripping meat sword (catsup)	dripping meat sword (ketchup)
dueling banjo	eelskin hat	eelskin pants	eelskin shield	elevenderizing hammer	elevennis shoes
elevent	enchantlers	evil-ass club	eXtreme meat crossbow	eXtreme meat staff	eXtreme meat sword
fez of etymology	flaming cardboard sword	floaty rock helmet	floaty rock pants	flypaper staff	foon of fearfulness
foon of fleshiness	foon of foulness	foon of frigidity	foon of fulmination	Frankly Mr. Shank	frigid-ass club
Frost™ brand sword	furry green earmuffs	furry kilt	furry pants	furry skirt	gatorskin umbrella (goatskin)
gatorskin umbrella (titanium)	gelatinous meat mass	ghast iron cleaver	ghast iron codpiece	ghast iron Garibaldi	ghast iron heater shield
ghast iron ingot	giant cheesestick	giant green gummi ingot	giant red gummi ingot	giant yellow gummi ingot	glistening staff
gnauga hide buckler	gnauga hide chaps	gnauga hide kilt	gnauga hide skirt	gnauga hide vest	gnauga hide whip
Goggles of Loathing	goulauncher	grass blade	grass hat	grass skirt	gravyskin buckler
gravyskin hat	gravyskin pants	gravyskin skirt	grease gun	Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	grisly shield
Hairpiece On Fire	hairy staff	Half a Purse	Hammer of Smiting	Hand in Glove	Hand that Rocks the Ladle
hippo skin buckler	hippo whip	hippopotamus kilt	hippopotamus pants	hippopotamus skirt	hipposkin poncho
hot cross bow	hot-ass club	icy-hot katana	Jeans of Loathing	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	Kentucky-fried meat staff
Kentucky-fried meat sword	knobby kneepads	linoleum crossbow	linoleum helmet turtle	linoleum meat stack	linoleum staff
linoleum sword	lynyrdskin breeches	lynyrdskin cap	lynyrdskin tunic	malevolent medallion	meat cowboy hat
meat shield	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	meatloaf helmet (catsup)	meatloaf helmet (ketchup)	meatspout staff	meaty helmet turtle
muculent machete	nasty rat mask	nasty-ass club	nicksilver spurs	non-stick pugil stick	Ouija Board, Ouija Board
painted shield	penguin shorts	penguin skin buckler	penguin whip	penguinskin mini-kilt	penguinskin mini-skirt
pernicious cudgel	pestoblade	pimpin' meat hat	pink pinkslip slip	potato pistol	poutine pole
projectile icemaker	PVC staff	quicksilver spurs	rainbow crossbow	ram-battering staff	raspberry beret
ratskin belt	rattail whip	reinforced furry underpants	repeating crossbow	rusty staff	samurai turtle helmet
Saucepanic	savory crossbow	savory staff	savory sword	Scepter of Loathing	sea chaps
sea cowboy hat	sea holster	sebaceous shield	sentient meat mass	sequined fez	Shagadelic Disco Banjo
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	Sheila Take a Crossbow	shin gourds	shuddersword	sicksilver spurs	simple AI
six-rainbow shield	slicksilver spurs	smoldering staff	soup-chucks	soylent staff	space beast fur hat
space beast fur pants	space beast fur whip	spiky turtle helmet	spiky turtle shield	spiky turtle shoulderpads	Spirit Precipice
sponge helmet	spongy shield	square sponge pants	squeaky staff	Squeezebox of the Ages	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	staph of homophones	starchy crossbow	starchy staff	starchy sword	Stick-Knife of Loathing
sticky meat kilt (female)	sticky meat kilt (male)	sticky meat pants	sticky meat skirt	styrofoam crossbow	styrofoam staff
styrofoam sword	Super Magic Power Sword X	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	sword of static	tail o' nine cats	teflon shield
teflon spatula	teflon swim fins	thicksilver spurs	ticksilver spurs	tighty whiteys	time helmet
time sword	time trousers	tortoboggan shield	Treads of Loathing	Tropical Crimbo Hat	Tropical Crimbo Shorts
Tropical Crimbo Sword	tuxedo shirt	velcro boots	velcro broadsword	velcro paddle ball	velcro shield
Vicar's Tutu	villainous scythe	vinyl boots	vinyl shield	white belt	white snakeskin duster
white whip	wicksilver spurs	wiffle-flail	Work is a Four Letter Sword	yak anorak	yak toupee
yak whip	yakskin buckler	yakskin kilt	yakskin pants	yakskin skirt	zombie dinosaur egg

Miscellaneous Discoveries

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auxiliary backbone	balloon helmet	balloon monkey	balloon shield	balloon sword	ballpark hot daub
bark beret	bark boxers	bark bracelet	Bonestabber	BRICKO airship	BRICKO bat
BRICKO cathedral	BRICKO elephant	BRICKO gargantuchicken	BRICKO hat	BRICKO octopus	BRICKO ooze
BRICKO oyster	BRICKO pants	BRICKO pyramid	BRICKO python	BRICKO sword	BRICKO turtle
BRICKO vacuum cleaner	cane-mail pants	cane-mail shirt	celestial au jus	celestial carrot juice	celestial olive oil
celestial squid ink	clingfilm cap	clingfilm slippers	clingfilm tangle	clingfilm trousers	crystal skeleton vodka
double-ice box	double-ice britches	double-ice cap	duct tape buckler	duct tape dockers	duct tape fedora
duct tape shirt	duct tape sword	duct tape wallet	eldritch concentrate	eldritch extract	eldritch rub
eldritch tincture	extra-large palm-frond toupee	fire	foot-long hot daub	gauze hammock	gauze shorts
honey dipper	honey mead	honeybritches	honeycap	honeypot	hot daub bun
hot daub stand	jar of oil	large pile of sand (grains)	large pile of sand (piles)	large pile of sand (small piles)	Lazybones™ recliner
lemon drop trousers	lemon party hat	lemon shirt	mummy mask	oil cap	oil lamp
oil pan	oil slacks	oily boid	palm-frond capris	palm-frond cloak	palm-frond fan
palm-frond net	palm-frond whip	paperclip cape	paperclip pants	paperclip sproinger	paperclip turban
paperclip-on tie	papier-mâché base	papier-mâché bowl	papier-mâché handle	papier-mâché plaque	papier-mâché toothpicks
papier-mâchéte	papier-mâchaeranthera	papier-mâchine gun	papier-mâchuridars	papier-masque	papier-mitre
papier-mochi	peppermint crook	peppermint patty	peppermint rhino baby	peppermint twist	pile of sand (grains)
pile of sand (small piles)	plaid bandage	plaid pocket square	plaid skirt	pottery club	pottery hat
pottery shield	pottery training pants	pottery yo-yo	really thick bandage	shaking skull	skeletal scabbard
skeletal skiff	skeleton quiche	skeleton skis	small pile of sand	SMOOCH bracers	SMOOCH breastplate
SMOOCH codpiece	SMOOCH kneepads	SMOOCH spaulders	smooth velvet bra	smooth velvet hanky	smooth velvet hat
smooth velvet pants	smooth velvet pocket square	smooth velvet shirt	smooth velvet socks	snailmail breeches	snailmail coif
snailmail hauberk	snakeskin cowboy hat	snakeskin jacket	snakeskin thighboots	space bar	space heater
space invader	space needle	sugar bunny	sugar fairy	sweet tooth	tin cup
tin drum	tin foil	tin lizzie	tin roof (rusted)	tin snips	tin tam
turtlemail breeches	turtlemail coif	turtlemail hauberk	wax hat	wax pants	wild honey pie
wumpus-hair bolo	wumpus-hair loincloth	wumpus-hair net	wumpus-hair sweater	wumpus-hair whip	wumpus-hair wig

Consumption

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Food	[back to top]

You have consumed 731 of these items and have not yet tried 287.

"caramel" orange	"meat" stick	20-lb can of rice and beans	3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	a dance upon the palate	abominable snowcone
acceptable bagel	acceptable mayolus	accidental mutton	actual blood sausage	actual tapas	Affirmation Cookie
agnolotti arboli	Aldebaran sardines	alien meat	alien salad	alien sandwich	amok pudding
ancient frozen dinner	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	angel-food cake	angst burger	animal part cracker	antique packet of ketchup
As Jus Gezund Heit	asparagus lo mein	asparagus stir-fry	astral hot dog	autumn-spice donut	bätzle
babycakes	bacteria bisque	badass pie	bag of GORF	bag of GORP	bag of QWOP
Baja sopapilla	baked stuffing	baked veggie ricotta casserole	balaclava baklava	ballroom blintz	banana
banana cream pie	banana milkshake	banana split	banana-frosted king cake	bar of freeze-dried water	barrel cracker
barrel pickle	Bash-Ōs cereal	basic hot dog	bat haggis	bat wing kabob	bat wing stir-fry
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	bean burrito	bear claw	beautiful soup	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	beefy fish meat
beefy maki	beefy nigiri	beer basted brat	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	bento box	berries of suffering
Better Than Cuddling Cake	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	bishop cookie	Black Angus blackburger	black forest cake	black forest ham
black pudding	blackberry	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	blood roll-up	blood sausage	blood snowcone
blood-soaked sponge cake	bloodstick	blue velvet cake	blueberry muffin	blueberry-frosted king cake	blunt cat claw
bone broth	bone meal	boring spaghetti	Boris's bread	Boris's key lime pie	boss brain
Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi	bowl full of jelly	bowl of Bounty-Os	bowl of cottage cheese	bowl of eyeballs	bowl of fishysoisse
bowl of lucky charms	bowl of maggots	bowl of mernudo	bowl of mummy guts	bowl of oriole's nest soup	bowl of prescription candy
bowl of rye sprouts	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	bowl of topioca	bowl of unidentifiable goo	Brain Food Pastaco	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings
brains casserole	bran muffin	bread line	bread man	bread pie	bread roll
breakfast mess	breakfast miracle	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	brown sugar cane	browser cookie	Brussels Sprout Stir-Fry
buñuelos Jaliscos	bucket of honey	bunch of square grapes	C.H.U.M. chum	cactus fruit	Calzone of Legend
campfire baked potato	campfire beans	campfire coffee	campfire hot dog	campfire s'more	campfire stew
can of Adultwitch™	can of franks 'n' beans	can of sardines	can of tuna	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	candied beef and cabbage
candied lime	candied pecan	candied sweet potatoes	candied yams	candy cane	candy cane pizza
candy cane surprise	candy carrot	candy carrot cake	candy kneecapping stick	candy mountain oyster	candy rations
candy stake	carob brownies	carob chunk cookies	carob chunk noodles	carob chunks	carrot cake
carrot cake precipice bar	Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza	carton of snake milk	catgut taco	catsup	caviar carbonara
centipede eggs	chaos popcorn	cheezburger	cherry	cherry pie	Children's Meal of the Damned
chilly dog	Choco-Mint patty	chocolate "Phoenix"	chocolate chip muffin	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	chocolate ostrich egg
chocolate Spider Queen	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	chocolate-frosted king cake	chocomotive	chorizo brownies	chorizo taco
Christmas ham	ciliophora chowder	cinnamon cannoli	Cinnamon Nutrition Block	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	club sandwich
cob of corn	cocktail onion	cocoa eggshell fragment	cold hi mein	cold mashed potatoes	coney haunch
congratulatory cake	consummate bacon	consummate bagel	consummate baked potato	consummate brownie	consummate cheese slice
consummate cold cuts	consummate corn chips	consummate egg salad	consummate frankfurter	consummate french fries	consummate fried egg
consummate hard-boiled egg	consummate hot dog bun	consummate ice cream	consummate meatloaf	consummate melted cheese	consummate salad
consummate salsa	consummate sauerkraut	consummate sliced bread	consummate sorbet	consummate soup	consummate sour cream
consummate steak	consummate strawberries	consummate toast	consummate whipped cream	cookie cookie	Cool Brunch Pastaco
cool cat claw	cool jelly donut	cool mint precipice bar	cool mushroom	cool mushroom casserole	corned beet
corned-beef Reuben	crabsicle	cranberries	cranberry cylinder	crappy brain	Crazy Dragon Shogun Buddha Roll
crazy little Turkish delight	cream of chloroplasts	cream of pointy mushroom soup	creamsicle	Crepes a la Lune	CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins
CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	CRIMBCOIDS mints	CRIMBCOLOAF	Crimbo dinner	Crimbo food scraps	Crimbo pie
Crimbo salad	Crimboysters Rockefeller	crudles	cup of lukewarm tea	cup of sugar	cupcake-in-a-cup
cursed Aztec tamale	cursed black pearl onion	cursed sea biscuit	custard pie	cyburger	D roll
dead lights pie	dead meat bun	decent brain	Deep Dish of Legend	dehydrated caviar	delicious noodles
delicious salad	delicious spicy noodles	delicious star salad	delicious swamp muck	deluxe layer cake	denastified haunch
desiccated apricot	devil dog	devil hair pasta	devil's-food cake	deviled egg	diabolic pizza
digital key lime pie	dinner roll	Dinsey food-cone	dire fudgesicle	Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit	discarded hot dog
disco biscuit	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	double-candied yams	dragon snaps	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	Dreadsylvanian stew	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	drippy caviar
drippy nugget	drippy plum (?)	drive-thru burger	druidic s'more	dwarf bread	eagle's milk
edible alien plant bit	eggwater	eldritch mushroom	eldritch mushroom pizza	Eldritch snap	electric Kool-Aid
elf army field rations	elfin shortbread	elven limbos gingerbread	elven hardtack	enchanted bean burrito	Energy Buzz Pastaco
ent cider	enticing mayolus	escargotsicle	Every Day is Like This Sundae	evil boring spaghetti	evil delicious noodles
evil delicious spicy noodles	evil painful penne pasta	evil ravioli della hippy	evil spicy noodles	exotic jungle fruit	expired can of franks 'n' beans
expired MRE	extra-flat panini	extra-greasy slider	extra-toasted half sandwich	fancy beef jerky	fancy canapés
FantasyRealm turkey leg	FDKOL hotcakes	festive sausage	Fettris	Fettucini épines Inconnu	Fettucini Inconnu
fiery wing	filet of The Fish	fine aged cheddarwurst	fire crackers	fire-roasted lake trout	fireman's lunch
fishcake	fishy fish	fishy fish casserole	fishy fish lasagna	flaming mushroom	flan del mar
flavorless gruel	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	flour cookie	flower petal pie	foie gras	forbidden danish
forbidden sausage	fortune cookie	frat brats	freightcake	fricasseed brains	frozen banquet
frozen danish	frozen mushroom	frozen tofu pop	fruit-stuffed rumcake	fruitcake	fudge bunny
fudgesicle	full-sized pumpkin pie	fusilli marrownarrow	fusillocybin	gallon of milk	Genalen™ Bottle
ghost cucumber	ghost dog	ghost pepper	ghostly ectoplasm	ghuol egg	ghuol egg quiche
ghuol guolash	ghuol-ear kabob	giant grain of protein powder	giant green gummi bear	giant heirloom grape tomato	giant marshmallow
giant red gummi bear	giant yellow gummi bear	Gingerborg Hive	gingerbread bugbear	gingerbread horror	gingerbread massacre
gingerbread mug	gingerbread mutant bugbear	Gingerbread Nutrition Block	gingerbread nylons	gingerbread pirate	gingerbread robot
gingerbread stir-fry	glass of baboon milk	glass of goat's milk	glass of raw eggs	glistening fish meat	glistening maki
glistening nigiri	glob of cream cheese	gloomy black mushroom	glowing fungus	gnat lasagna	gnatloaf
gnatloaf casserole	Gnocchetti di Nietzsche	goat cheese	goat cheese pizza	goat cheese taco	good brain
good guava	gooey lava globs	government cheese	gr8ps	grapefruit	grapes
green and red bean	green bean casserole	green drunki-bear	green hamhock	green-iced sweet roll	grilled cheese sandwich
grilled mooseflank	Grimdrop Chow Mein	Grimgerbread House	grog nuts	grue egg omelette	guffin
guilty sprout	gumdrop chow mein	gunky chicken	gunpowder burrito	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	half double fruitcake
Halibut Alfredo	ham steak	hambrosier	hamburger	hamlet sandwich	hand-crafted candy cane
handful of nuts and berries	handful of walnuts	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	hardboiled egg	haunted cherry pie	haunted crudités
haunted Hell ramen	haunted orange	haunted pizza	heart-Shaped candy whetstone	Heck ramen	Hell broth
Hell ramen	herb brownies	herbal stuffing	hibiscus petal	Hide-rox™ cookie	high-calorie sugar substitute
hippy herbal tea	holiday cheese log	holiday smorgasbord	honey bun of Boris	honey-dew	honey-drenched ham slice
hot buttered roll	hot date	hot hi mein	hot honey ant	hot wing	huge Crimbo cookie
humble pie	Humpty Dumplings	hunter brain	hushed puppy	ice cream sandwich	ice harvest
ice rice	iceberg lettuce	idiot brain	igloo pie	imitation White Russian	immaculate egg salad sandwich
immaculate grilled cheese	immaculate hot dog	immaculate ice cream sandwich	incredible mini-pizza	incredible pizza	initiative shawarma
insanely spicy bean burrito	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	irradiated candy cane	It Came From Beyond Dessert	Jarlsberg's key lime pie
Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	java cookie	jawbruiser	jerky coins	jive turkey leg	jumbo Dr. Lucifer
jumbo olive	jumping bean burrito	jumping bean taco	jumping horseradish	jungle floor wax	juniper berries
junk food	junkyard dog	karma shawarma	kelp puck	ketchup	king cookie
kiwi	knight cookie	Knob jelly donut	knob ka-bobs	Knob lo mein	Knob mushroom
Knob nuts	Knob pasty	Knob sausage	Knob sausage stir-fry	Knob shroomkabob	Knob stir-fry
Knob stroganoff	Knob stuffed shells	Knoll lo mein	Knoll mushroom	Knoll shroomkabob	Knoll stir-fry
knuckle sandwich	Kudzu salad	kumquat	lab-grown meat	large cocoa eggshell fragment	laser-broiled pear
later tots	lava cake	leafy browns	leftover canapés	leftover pasty	leftovers
leftovers sandwich	lemon	lemon meringue pie	lemon popsicle	libertagliatelle	licorice garrote
lihc eye pie	lime	limp broccoli	linguini immondizia bianco	linguini of the sea	liquid bread
liver and let pie	liver popsicle	Loaded Baked Potato	loaf of alien bread	loaf of soda bread	Lobster qua Grill
long pork casserole	long pork chop sandwiches	long pork lasagna	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	Lucky Surprise Egg	Ludovico Pastaco
magical baguette	magical sausage	mana curds	mana-basted tofurkey leg	mana-coated yams	mana-fortified cranberry sauce
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	Manetwich	maple syrup	mashed potatoes	mayam spinach	meatball
Medical Pastaco	menudo	menudo ravioli	meteoreo	mime army rations	mince pie
mind flayer corpse	mineapple	mini kiwi	mini kiwi digitized cookies	Miserable Pie	mixed wildflower greens
mole molé	Moon Pie	moose chocolate	moosemeat pie	Mornington crescent roll	mouth-watering mayolus
Mr. Burnsger	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	muffled muffuletta	mugcake	mulberry	mushroom filet
mushroom pizza	nachos of the night	nailswurst	nanite-infested candy cane	nanite-infested fruitcake	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
natto pocky	nega-mushroom	neutron lollipop	New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	nutty organic salad
occult jelly donut	oily golden mushroom	ojo de pez burrito	old chum	oldcake	olive
olive lo mein	olive stir-fry	Omega Sundae	one with everything	optimal dog	orange
orange popsicle	overcookie	P.B.L.T.	packet of beer nuts	packet of tofurkey gravy	painful penne pasta
papaya	papaya taco	party platter for one	pat of butter	pawn cookie	PB&BP
PB&J with the crusts cut off	peach	peach pie	pear	pear tart	peaza
pecan pie	peche a la frog	penguin focaccia bread	peppermint donut	Peppermint Nutrition Block	peppermint patty
peppermint tack	perfect breakfast	perfect chef salad	perfect sandwich	personalized birthday cake	pestopiary
Pete's rich ricotta	Pete's wiley whey bar	petit 4.1	petit fortran	philosopher's scone	phish stick
pickled bread	pickled egg	pie man was not meant to eat	piece of cake	piece of wedding cake	pigeon egg
pile of wet dates	pineapple slab	pink slime	piping organ pie	pixel banana	pixel bread
pixel lemon	Pizza of Legend	plain bagel	plain calzone	plain candy cane	plain pizza
plain snowcone	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	plum
plumber's lunch	pointy mushroom	poisonous caviar	popcorn	popular tart	poutine
powdered donut	pr0n cocktail	pr0n m4nic0tti	pr0n stir-fry	pr0n taco	prescription noodles
primitive alien salad	primitive candy cane	prize turkey	protein paste	pumpkin pie	purple pixel pie
queen cookie	questionable taco	rack of dinosaur ribs	radio button candy	Rainbow Spider Fun Roll	raisin
raspberry	rat appendix kabob	rat appendix stir-fry	rat pizza	rat scrapple	ratatouille de Jarlsberg
ratbatatouille	ratini	ravioli della hippy	raw bread	raw cranberry sauce	raw gravy
raw green beans	raw mincemeat	raw potato	raw stuffing	raw sweet potato	raw turkey
red drunki-bear	Red Herring Velvet Cake	red velvet cake	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	ridiculous sandwich	roasted duck
roasted marshmallow	roasted vegetable focaccia	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	robin flan	rocky road ice cream	rook cookie
room scale green bean casserole	root beer	rotting beefsteak	royal jelly	royal jelly taco	rum-soaked fruitcake
s'more	S.T.L.T.	salacious crumbs	salmagumdi	salt plum	salted mutton
sandwich of the gods	sauced mutton	sausage pizza	sausage without a cause	sausage wonton	savage macho dog
savoy truffle	sea avocado	sea blueberry	sea broccoli	sea carrot	sea cauliflower
sea cucumber	sea honeydew	sea lychee	sea persimmon	sea radish	sea tangelo
sea truffle	seared dino steak	shadow bread	shadow hot dog	shadow sausage	shadowy cat claw
sheet cake	shells a la shellfish	shoo-fish pie	shoots and leaves	shrapnel jelly donut	shushed potatoes
single-serving herbal stuffing	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	skeleton quiche	Skeleton Wars rations	skewered cat appendix	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
Skully's hot chocolate	sleazy hi mein	sleeping dog	slice of pizza	slick fish meat	slick maki
slick nigiri	slimy sweetbreads	sly dog	small beer brat	smashed danish	smelted roe
SMOOCH soda	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	snow berries	snow crab	Sogg-Os	soylent red and green
space chowder	space jam toast	spagecialetti	spaghetti breakfast	spaghetti con calaveras	spaghetti with ghost balls
Spaghetti with Moonballs	Spaghetti with Skullheads	Spam Witch sammich	spectral pickle	spicy bean burrito	spicy enchanted bean burrito
spicy jumping bean burrito	spicy mushroom quesadilla	spicy noodles	spicy onigiri	spinal tapas	spiritual candy cane
spiritual fruitcake	spiritual gingerbread	sponge cake	spooky hi mein	spooky lo mein	spooky mushroom
spooky shroomkabob	spooky stir-fry	Spooky Surprise Egg	square CRIMBCOOKIE	squirmy violent party snack	St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
stale baguette	stale Cheer-E-Os	stalk of asparagus	standard-issue cupcake	star key lime pie	star pop
steamed oyster	steel lasagna	stinky hi mein	stinky mushroom	stolen sushi	stomach turnover
strawberry	strawberry pie	strawberry popsicle	Strix stix	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	stuffed spooky mushroom
stunt nuts	sublime deluxe hot dog	sublime nachos	sublime stew	succulent marrow	sugarplum ration
suggestive strozzapreti	sun-dried tofu	sundae ration	super good fruit	super ka-bob	super salad
Susie's cupcake	swamp haunch	swedish massage fish	sweet party mix	sweet roll Alabama	t8r tots
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	tainted milk	tangerine	tasty tart
tea for one	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	temperance whiskey	tempura avocado	tempura broccoli	tempura carrot
tempura cauliflower	tempura cucumber	tempura green and red bean	tempura radish	Thanksgiving ration	thanksgiving turkey
The Plumber's mushroom stew	They liver popsicle	This Charming Flan	three-tiered wedding cake	throbbing organ pie	thyme jelly donut
Tiger-lily's milk	tin cup of mulligan stew	tin of submardines	tin rations	tiny burrito	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
tiny peach pie	toast	toast with cold jelly	toast with hot jelly	toast with jam	toast with mixed berry jelly
toast with sleaze jelly	toast with spooky jelly	toast with stench jelly	toasted brie	tobiko pocky	toe jam toast
tofu casserole	tofu stir-fry	tofu taco	tofu wonton	tofurkey gravy	tofurkey leg
tofurkey nugget	tomato	tomb aspic	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	toxo	traditional Crimbo cookie
traditional gingerloaf	traffic jam toast	transparent nog	treasure chestnut	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
Trollhouse cookies	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	turkish mostaccioli	Turnip and Rutabaga Pie	turtle soup	twigs and gravel
Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	ultra-deluxe cupcake	ultrafondue	unappetizing mayolus	uncooked chorizo	unfinished fruitcake
unfortunate dumplings	unidentifiable dried fruit	unidentified jerky	uninteresting mayolus	Ur-Donut	urinal cake
Valentine's Day cake	vampire cake	vampire chowder	vanilla-frosted king cake	Vegas Volcano Lava Roll	very hot lunch
video games hot dog	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	void burger	VYKEA meatballs	waffle	walrus ice cream
warbear feasting bread	warbear gyro	warbear thermoregulator bread	warbear warrior bread	warm gravy	warm mushroom
warm war shawarma	wasabi pocky	water log	watermelon	wax pancake	wedge of gray cheese
wedge of prize-winning cheese	weird gazelle steak	wet dog	wet stew	wet tack	whalecake
whalesteak	wheel of camembert	whirled peas	white chocolate and tomato pizza	white chocolate chip brownies	white chocolate chip cookies
white chocolate chips	White Citadel burger	White Citadel fries	white rice	whole roasted chicken	whole turkey leg
wild honey pie	wing bone	witch's bread	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	yam
yam and swiss	yam burrito	yam candy	yam mayo	yam slider	Yeg's Motel pillow mint
yellow drunki-bear	yellow matter custard	yule gruel	[experimental crimbo food]

Booze

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You have consumed 650 of these items and have not yet tried 138.

"salvaged" wine	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	5-hour acrimony	A little sump'm sump'm	acceptable vodka	Accidental cider
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	adequate rum	Afternoon Delight	Agitated Turkey	Alewife™ Ale
Ambitious Turkey	Amnesiac Ale	An evil little sump'm sump'm	Antarctic Ice Tea	antique beer	Around the world
artisanal limoncello	asbestos thermos	astral pilsner	Aura Libre	AutumnFest ale	Aye Aye
Aye Aye, Captain	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	backwoods screwdriver	bad rum and good cola	Banana daiquiri	bark rootbeer
barrel-aged eggnog	barrel-aged martini	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	Barulio's bottle	basic martini	beaver punch (cherry)
beaver punch (papaya)	beaver punch (peach)	beavermouth	Bee's Knees	Beertini	beery blood
Beignet Milgranet	Berry-infused sake	Bilge wine	Black & tan	Black and Tan and Red All Over	black brandy
Black Hole	Blackfly Chardonnay	Blended frozen swill	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	blood and blood	Blood Light
blood-red mushroom wine	Bloody beer	bloody kiwitini	Bloody mary	Bloody Nora	Bodyslam
Boilermaker	Bologna Lambic	bone aperitif	Bone's Farm "wine"	boot flask	booze-soaked cherry
Bordeaux Marteaux	Boris's beer	bottle of Amontillado	bottle of Bloodweiser	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	Bottle of Calcutta Emerald
bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	Bottle of cooking sherry	bottle of Crimbognac	bottle of dark rhum	Bottle of Definit	Bottle of Domesticated Turkey
bottle of drinkin' gas	bottle of Evermore	bottle of extra-dark rhum	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	bottle of fruity "wine"	Bottle of gin
bottle of Greedy Dog	Bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	bottle of Lambada Lambic	bottle of laundry sherry	Bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	bottle of norwhiskey
bottle of Old Pugilist	Bottle of Ooze-O	Bottle of peppermint schnapps	Bottle of Pete's Sake	Bottle of Pinot Renoir	Bottle of popskull
bottle of prize-winning rum	bottle of Professor Beer	bottle of Race Car Red	bottle of Rapier Witbier	Bottle of realpagne	Bottle of rum
Bottle of sake	bottle of Sanguiovese	bottle of sea wine	Bottle of sewage schnapps	Bottle of single-barrel whiskey	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
Bottle of tequila	Bottle of vodka	Bottle of whiskey	bottle of wine	Boulevardier cocktail	Bowl of Scorpions
Boxed champagne	Boxed wine	Braincracker sweet	breaded beer	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	broberry brogurt
brocolate brogurt	bucket of wine	Bungle in the jungle	Bustle Hustler	Buttery Boy	Buttery Knob
buzzing mushroom wine	cabooze	Caipifruta	Caipiranha	Calle de miel	calle de miel with a fly in it
can of Brütalbräu	can of Drooling Monk	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	Can of Swiller	can of the cheapest beer	Candicaine
Candy Alexander	Candycaine	canteen of eggnog	canteen of jungle juice	Canteen of wine	carrot claret
Cement Mixer	Centauri fish wine	Chakra Libre	chakra-mental wine	Champagne Shimmy	Charleston Choo-Choo
cheap Chinese beer	Cherry bomb	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	chocotini	Chunky Mary	Churchill
Cinco Mayo Lager	Citrus Crush wine cooler	Citrus-infused sake	clear Russian	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	Cobra Bowl
Cold One	Colera Peste Nebbiolo	complex mushroom wine	Cool mushroom wine	Corpse Island iced tea	Corpse on the beach
Corpsebite	Corpsedriver	Corpsetini	cranberry margarita (brackish)	cranberry schnapps	Crazymaker
Cream stout	CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	CRIMBCO wine	Crimbo Saketini
Crimbojito	Crimboku Drop	Crimbosmopolitan	Crimbow Rainbo	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	Cruelty-free wine
crystal skeleton vodka	CSA cheerfulness ration	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	cup of "tea"	Cup of primitive beer	Cursed bottle of black-label rum
Cursed bottle of rum	Cursed Punch	cybeer	Cyder	Dad's brandy	Dark & Starry
Das Sauerlager	day-old beer	Decanter of fine Scotch	Desert Island Iced Tea	Dew yoana lei	Dew yoana salacious lei
Dinsey Whinskey	dirt julep	Dirty martini	Disappointed Russian	discocktail	Distilled fortified wine
Divine	Divine sidecar	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	Doc's Fortifying Wine	Doc's Limbering Wine	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
Doc's Smartifying Wine	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	double entendre	Doublepunchplanter	Drac & Tan	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	dream of a dog	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
drippy pilsner	drive-by shooting	Drunken Astrophysicist	Drunken Neurologist	Drunken Philosopher	Dry martini
Dry vodka martini	Ducha de oro	DUFRESNE Suds	Dump Truck	dusty bottle of blood	Dusty bottle of Marsala
Dusty bottle of Merlot	Dusty bottle of Muscat	Dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	Dusty bottle of Port	Dusty bottle of Zinfandel	Earth and Firewater
Earth, Wind and Firewater	Easter eggnog	Easter grasshopper	Ecto-Cooler	Ecto-nog	Eggnog
Eggnogtini	eighth plague	eldritch distillate	eldritch elixir	eldritch extract	Electric Punch
electric snakebite	elemental caipiroska	Elven cellocello	Elven moonshine	elven squeeze	emergency margarita
En Una Fila Tequila	Especially salty dog	Event Horizon	Evil ducha de oro	Evil horizontal tango	Evil roll in the hay
executive mime flask	expensive champagne	Expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	Extra-slimy Slimosa	Extra-spicy bloody mary	extremely slippery nipple
Eye and a Twist	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	fancy old wine	Fantasma en la Máquina	FantasyRealm mead	Fauna Libre
Feliz Navidad	Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	Fermented honey	Fine wine	firemilk	Firewater
fishelada	Flamin' Whatshisname	Flaming Caipiranha	Flaming Crimbo Log	Flaming Knob	Flaming Mohobo
Flaming mushroom wine	Flaming Sazerorc	Flask of Amontillado	flask of egggrog	flask of moonshine	flask of port
flat cider	Flat mushroom wine	Flivver	Flute of flat champagne	Flying Caipiranha	Fog Murderer
Fortified Eggnog Slurry	fountain 'soda'	French bronilla brogurt	Friendly Turkey	Fromage Pinotage	Fruity girl swill
Fuzzbump	Fuzzy Tentacle	gamma nog	Gets-You-Drunk	Ghiaccio Colada	ghost beer
Giant glass of brandy	Gibson	Gimlet	gimlet sidecar	Gin	gin and ginger
Gin and Herring	Gin and tonic	Gin Mint	gin-soaked blotter paper	ginger beer	gingerbread wine
glass of "milk"	glass of bourbon	glass of drippy wine	glass of herbal tequila	Gloomy mushroom wine	Gnollish sangria
Gnomish sagngria	Go-Wassail	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	Golden Mean	Gordon Bennett	Grasshopper
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	Great old fashioned	Great Older Fashioned	Green beer	Green Burlap	green eggnog
Green Giant	Green Manalishi	Green Muslin	Green Velvet	Grimacider	Grimacite Bock
Grog	Grogtini	gunner's daughter	hacked gibson	hard cocoa	haunted bottle of vodka
haunted eggnog	haunted gimlet	haunted martini	Haymaker	hell in a bucket	Herring Daiquiri
Herring Wallbanger	Herringcello	Herringtini	Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	high-end ginger wine	Highest Bitter
hipster cocktail	Hodgman's blanket	holiday trip around the world	honey mead	Horizontal tango	Horseradish-infused Vodka
Hot Buttered Rum	Hot choculate	hot mint schnocolate	Hot Socks	Hot toady	hot watered rum
hot wine	Humanitini	Hundred Headed IPA	Ice Island Long Tea	ice porter	ice wine
Ice-cold fotie	Ice-cold Sir Schlitz	Ice-cold Willer	iced plum wine	Icy mushroom wine	Imp Ale
improved martini	Infinitesimal IPA	Irish Coffee, English Heart	Irish eggnog	Ish Kabibble	Island Hurricane
Island Landslide	Island Thunderstorm	Isotope Nog	Jack-O-Lantern beer	Jackhammer	Jamaican coffee
Jar of fermented pickle juice	Jar of squeeze	Jeppson's Malort	Jerkitini	jug of booze	Jungle Juice
junk yard	Kamicorpse-ee	Knob mushroom wine	Knoll mushroom wine	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	large tankard of ale
lavawater	Le Roi	legitimate business on the beach	Lemonade-235	literal grasshopper	Locust
Lollipop Drop	London frog	low tide martini	Lucky Lindy	Lumbering jack	Lumineux Limnio
Lychee chuhai	Mad Train wine	Mae West	Mae West with a fly in it	magnum of fancy champagne	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
Mandarina colada	mandarina colada with a fly in it	Margarita	Marltini	marshmallow bomb	marshmallow flambé
Martini	martiny	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	meadeorite	mechanically-mulled cider
mediocre lager	Melon-infused sake	Melted Jell-o shot	mentholated wine	mid-level medieval mead	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
mime army wine	Mimosette	mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	mini kiwitini	mini-martini	Mint Yulep
Miss Graves' Vermouth	missing wine	moai toai	Mohobo	Mon Tiki	Mon Tiki sidecar
Monkey wrench	moonberry wine cooler	Moons-shine	Moonshine Mohobo	Moonthril Schnapps	More Humanitini than Humanitini
moreltini	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	morning dew	Morto Moreto	most of a beer	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
mourning wine	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	mulled berry wine	mulled blood	mulled butter rum	Mulled cider
mulled hobo wine	mulled wine	Murderer's Punch	Muschat	mushroom whiskey	Mutagin 'n' Tonic
Mysterious Island iced tea	Mysterious Stranger	Nachojito	Nanite-infested eggnog	natto-infused sake	neg grog
nega-mushroom wine	Neuromancer	New Zealand iced tea	Newark	nice warm beer	Nog-on-the-Cob
non-aged vinegar	nothingtini	Ocean motion	Ocean-Touched Rum	officer's nog	Oh, the Humanitini
Oil Nog	Oily mushroom wine	Old-fashioned	old-school pirate grog	Oopsie IPA	Oozenog
open sauce	Orangemageddon wine cooler	Oreille Divisée brandy	Over Easy Rider	overpowering mushroom wine	overpriced "imported" beer
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	painting of a glass of wine	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	Papaya sling	Papaya slung	Parisian cathouse
party beer bomb	passable stout	peasco sour	Pebblebräu	perfect cosmopolitan	perfect dark and stormy
perfect mimosa	perfect negroni	perfect old-fashioned	perfect paloma	Perpendicular hula	perpendicular hula with a fly in it
Petite Porter	pheromone cocktail	Phil Collins	Phlegethon	Phonus Balonus	Pink pony
pint of Leprechaun Stout	piscatini	pixel beer	pixel daiquiri	pixel whiskey	Plague of Locusts
plain old beer	plastic cup of beer	Plum wine	Pointy mushroom wine	Pork Elf cough syrup	premium malt liquor
primitive alien booze	Prussian cathouse	prussian cathouse sidecar	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	Psychotic Train wine	pumpkin beer
punch-drunk punch	Punchplanter	Purple corpsel	Quaatorade™	R'lyeh	Rabbit punch
Racisto Ruidoso	Radberry Rip wine cooler	Ralph IX cognac	Ram's Face Lager	red ale	red and white claret
Red Dwarf	red red wine	red rum	Red Russian	red white and blue claret	Red-headed corpse
red-hot boilermaker	Redrum	regular-size brogurt	reverse Tantalus	ridiculous cocktail	robin nog
rocket fuel	Rockin' wagon	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	rodeo whiskey	Roll in the hay	Rompedores de Fantasmas
Rum and cola	runny fermented egg	Russian Ice	Sacramento wine	Saison du Lune	Salacious lychee chuhai
Salacious screwdiver	Salinated mint julep	salt plum sake	Salty dog	Salty slug	Sangria
Sangria de Menthe	Sangria del diablo	Sazerorc	Sazuruk-hai	Scorpion Bowl	Scotch and eggnog
scotch on the rocks	Scrawny Stout	Screwdiver	Screwdriver	Sexy Cosmo	shadow fluid
shadow martini	shadow venom	Sham champagne	shining goblet	Shot of blackberry schnapps	Shot of flower schnapps
Shot of grapefruit schnapps	Shot of Kardashian Gin	shot of mescal	Shot of nepenthe schnapps	Shot of orange schnapps	Shot of peach schnapps
Shot of pear schnapps	Shot of rotgut	Shot of the Living Dead	Shot of tomato schnapps	shot of wasp venom	shroomtini
Siberian sunrise	Silver Bullet beer	Simepore slime	single entendre	single swig of vodka	Sizzling Sinner
skeleton war fuel can	Skull Punch	slap and slap again	Slap and tickle	slap and tickle with a fly in it	Slimebite
Slimosa	Slimy fermented bile bladder	Slip 'n' slide	Slippery Knob	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
Sloppy Jalopy	Slug of rum	Slug of shochu	Slug of vodka	Smoking Pope	smooth mushroom wine
Smuggler's Punch	snakebite	Snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	Sockdollager	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	soilzerac
Sourfinger	Southern yam	soy cordial	soyburger juice	space port	space wine
Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	Spiced rum	Spicy Hot Chocolate	spiritual eggnog	splendid martini	Spooky eggnog
Spooky mushroom wine	stale cheer wine	stealth bomber	Steamboat	Steel margarita	stepmom's booze
Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	stinkwater	Stinky mushroom wine	Strawberry daiquiri	Strawberry wine	Strikes Again Bigmouth
Strong, Silent Type	Suffering Sinner	super-size brogurt	Supernova Champagne	Suppurating Sinner	Swedish coffee
sweet potato o' mine	sweet potato punch	swirling mushroom wine	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	Tangarita	tangarita sidecar
tangarita with a fly in it	tankard of ale	tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	tankard of spiced rum	Temps Tempranillo	Teqiwila
Teqiwila slammer	Tequila sunrise	Tequila sunset	Tequila with training wheels	Tequiz Navidad	The Cooler Out of Space
The Mad Liquor	Thermos full of Knob coffee	thermos of "whiskey"	Third Base	Thistle wine	Three Sheets to the Wind
Thriller Ice	tobiko-infused sake	Tomato daiquiri	Transylvania Sling	TRIO cup of beer	Tropical swill
turchucken	Turtle Bowl	twice-haunted screwdriver	two meat muck	Typical Tavern swill	unflavored wine cooler
unidentified drink	unnamed cocktail	unquiet spirits	Uovo Marcio Shiraz	used beer	vampagne
Velvet Veil	very fancy whiskey	Vesper	vintage smart drink	Vodka and cranberry	Vodka and tonic
vodka barracuda	vodka cranberry sauce	Vodka Dog	Vodka gibson	Vodka martini	Vodka Matryoshka
vodka stinger	Vodka stratocaster	vodka stratocaster sidecar	void lager	VYKEA mead	warbear bearserker mead
warbear blizzard mead	warbear feasting mead	wasabi-infused sake	Water purification pills	wax booze	weak skeleton venom
Wet Russian	Whiskey and cola	Whiskey and soda	Whiskey bittersweet	whiskey in a broken glass	Whiskey sour
whiskey squeeze	White Canadian	white Dreadsylvanian	White Hyborian	White lightning	white wine
White Xanadian	White-label gin	Wine spritzer	world's most unappetizing beverage	Wrecked Generator	Xiblaxian space-whiskey
yam martini	Ye Olde Meade	Yellow brick road	yule grog	Zmobie	zombie
Zoodriver	[experimental crimbo booze]

KoL Con 3-D Glasses	KoL Con IV Pole	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	KoL Con Six Pack	Seven Loco	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
Hat O' Nine Tails	KoL Con X Treasure Map	Size XI Wizard's Robe	KoL Con 12-gauge
Hippo tutu	Gygaxian Libram	Tome of Rad Libs	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	Xi Receiver Unit	potted tea tree
KoL Con 13 snowglobe	crated wardrobe-o-matic	unevolved organism	Allied Radio Backpack Pack
Horsery contract	deed to Oliver's Place